Anybody here ever done it with an escort? How was it? I got

Just smoke some weed instead.

1 hour with an escort = 1 oz of indoor bud

yeah it can be pretty fun really expensive though.

last time I did it was a few years ago, decided its not worth the legal risk.

>>36849332
Won't that just make me wank more?

>>36849613

You'll wank the same amount or less.

>>36849170

> I've been jerking off like 6 or 8 times a day

But never 7? Are you /ocd/?

I'll weigh in here with my (2) experiences:

first girl:
>twenty-something chubby hispanic girl.
>pierced nipples
>she brought weed and i smoked it all on my balcony
>she says alright it's time for business
>pulls my pants down while we're on the couch and starts jerking me
>puts my membrane in her mouth and starts blowing me
>gets on top of me and puts her tits in my face
>i proceed to suck on them
>she starts getting naked.
>she grabs me by the cock and starts leading me to my room
>i saw hold up and start fucking her on against the kitchen counter
>no condom
>get tired of standing so we go to the room.
>fuck for about 15 mins
>pull out and shoot on her back
>go get a towel and clean each other up
>go out to the kitchen and put the money on the counter top and motion to her that her money is on the counter
>she gives me a hug and tells me to keep in touch
>never call her again.

>>36849170
Im more interested in why you go prescribed antidepressants, and which ones you are taking. What was your diagnosis OP?

I ot diagnosed with depression even though I dont really feel all that depressed most of the time. Also anxiety, which I totally agree with because I am an anxious wreck. Parents know and they're going to make me go to the psychiatrist one of these days.

>>36849900
sertraline for anxiety and depression

It is completely legalized where I live and I actually lost my virginity this way(my regular virginity at 18 with a regular escort and my anal virginity with a trans escort 1 year later)

>>36849801
where is the second?

>>36849801
>never call her again.
why not?

>>36849801
>>puts my membrane in her mouth and starts blowing me

What are you a cell?

My friend got robbed by an escort once, as soon as they got in the hotel room two big ass dudes barged in and demanded that he pay them. My friend was also a big ass dude but didn't want to risk getting stabbed over money. Since what he was doing was technically illegal(soliciting prostitution) and there was little or no evidence I don't think he took any further action.

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>>36850095
>and my anal virginity with a trans escort 1 year later

>letting the tranny fuck YOU in the ass

WHY? ARE YOU THAT BETA YOU LET FEMMEN WALK ALL OVER YOU TOO?

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>giving money to a female for something she should be doing for free
>contributing to the easy mode lifestyle of women

yeah no

I live near (hour drive) a legal sex house you can ask the sheriff where the brothel is and he'll point you the way.

Yeah, society frowns on it,
Yeah it won't get you any social points.

But, you can pay and be totally honest about what you want and as long as you got the money you can do it.

I tried to legit honest way and it never panned out so escorts are great.

Go for it.

>>36850530
See the problem with your statement is you assume that female would give sex for free to anyone, but that is not the case. While she would probably give free sex to the sexy alpha chads, the lower beta males must pay their way because their money makes up for their lack of physical attributes.

It's honestly a really fair way of letting beta males have sex, and you're an idiot if you think otherwise.

>>36849170
Lost my virginity to an escort when I was 24. It was a good experience, definitely worth the money.

It's an expensive habit but I try to go every month or two.

>>36850530
Look here >>36850567


See how this guy said doing it the normie way didn't pan out for him? If escorts and whores weren't a thing, then he'd be fucked.

His money makes up for his lack of chad-like alpha male qualities. And there's really nothing wrong with that, it's just another path on the journey of life. We should be glad we have multiple ways of going about it.

You might say it's unfair that beta uglies have to pay for sex, but I would argue that it is totally fair, because women are naturally selective creatures. They select who they breed with, and that is what you're essentially doing when you have sex, breeding, even if it doesn't result in conception.

You are an idiot if you think being able to pay women for sex is a bad thing. It's literally a win-win for everybody involved, except of course the whores who are used as slaves by pimps, but if it was legalized, it would be a win-win for everybody involved.

/autism

You sound like a Burger. Anywhere else in the world you can go to a brothel.

>>36850769
>turkroach detected
>opinion discarded

>>36849613
Best wank of your life if its primo jack.

how to not go to prison?

>>36851022
You won't go to an actual prison for soliciting a prostitute. At worst, you'll spend a weekend in your local jail and do probation or community service.