How do I become a productive member of society when my CV will

Lie about it. Say you freelanced or make something up. What's the worst a company can do, not hire you?

>>36830410
There will be better people applying though.

>>36830223
>Grenouille

this always cracks me up for some reason

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>>36830818
is that his canon last name?

>>36830223

You tried to start a business, but failed. Come up with a good story.

Photography had been a passion of yours, so in 2012 you decided to strike out on your own, and make a career of it.

That was the worst mistake you ever made. Doing it for a living meant the complete loss of the artistic freedom and the passion that had driven you to do it. You grew to hate what you had once loved.

You stuck it out for a couple of years hoping the passion would return, or that a better reputation would land you more artistic projects, but it was just the same grind over and over.

You sold everything off, and vowed to never again take up the activity you had once loved.

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>>36830930
>so he's one of those guys

Don't call us, we'll call you.

>>36830965
It's still better than an unexplained gap.

>>36830223
self employed. It's what I plan on doing. Just say you mowed lawns.