>haven't had sex for 2 years now >feel like a virgin

Like a year for me but same feeling , death soon I hope

You have already proven that you are capable of attracting partners and get them to have sex with you. Your celibacy is entirely self imposed.
You are not a robot. Fuck off.

>>36820316
>friend hasn't seen his gf and complains about having blue balls
>i pretend to understand him

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>>36820200
>it's been 5 years since I put my dilly dog in a fat womans vagina

>>36820200
> last time I had sex was Sep 2010
> last time before that was May 2007

I give up.

>>36820200
Unless you paid for the sex you're not a robot and thus need to leave this board. Normie faggot

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>>36820200
>haven't had sex for 2 years now
>had sex

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL GET THE FUCK BACK TO /B/ WITH YOUR SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36820558
what if it was an old horny man on craigslist?

>>36820517
>>36820558
>>36820576


That was before I had to use a wheelchair

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I haven't had sex since October 4 of last year

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>>36820554
>lost virginity in 2005 at the age of 16, had sex with 2 grills several times each before I realized I wasn't in a relationship with them, and one random whore once my freshman year of college
>the last time I had sex bush was still president
it's a different kind of feel, I imagine

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>>36820200
>>36820316
>>36820546
>>36820554
>>36820611


HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALL YOU NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD

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>>36820591
STILL FUCK YOU FAILED NORMIE! GTFO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36820701
Hold me, I want to remember what human touch feels like

>>36820611
How strange
October 4, 2014 was when I lost my virginity

I haven't had sex for 22 years, if not having sex for two years is bad fuckin kill yaself

This has to be some samefagging bait shit. Why are normies here?

I had sex not an hour ago. Suck it you dweebs.

>>36820200
I haven't had sex in 22 years.
And I don't feel as bad as you do. Maybe you're the weirdo here.

>>36820823
if they had sex 3+ years ago once I don't think they're normalfags

>hey guys I feel sad
>YES BUT I AM MORE SAD

>>36820927
I haven't had sex in a billion years.
How do you think I feel you stupid entitled cunt?

>>36820527
>friend comes to me confiding in me that he's cheated on his gf for the fourth time and feels bad, doesn't know what to do
>I tell him his problems are funny

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>>36820955
if you say so, stay mad virgin ;^)

>>36820701
>>36820611
>>36820554
>>36820546
>>36820200
>>36820316


NORMOS AND WOMEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

>>36821034
I haven't had sex since the universe was formed by the big bang. How about that faggot?

Don't play a game you are not cut out for.

I don't give a shit.

>>36820558
100% correct, none of those people are robots, fuck off back to your zeddit hivemind

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>>36821070
I haven't had sex since I was a 17 year old twig, 6 years ago. ketchup

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I've had sex 8 times total.......... those 8 times were spread across 5 different women. Strange huh? I'm a 23 year old guy (male)

Last time was June of last year. Feels shitty. I will never get consistent sex for any period of time

>>36820591
Yeah, I guess that could potentially revert you back to robotdom.

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>>36820779
I have to watch myself so as not to visibly react if someone touches my shoulder or brushes my hand.
It has gotten bad.

>>36820200
>it's been half a year since I seen my boyfriend
>think about his dick in my vag every day
what did god mean by this

>>36820200
I had sex once in 2007. I didn't even cum. I really need to bust a nut, it wasn't even so bad till recently. I would have thought it gets better with age.

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>>36820200
>29 year old virgin
>really, REALLY want to have sex and not pay for it (directly at least)

I don't know if I can take it much longer. Doesn't help that I browse 4chan daily and I keep seeing all these beautiful women who would never ever talk to me
Also chad go back to /fit/

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>>36821173
I guess it's a little reassuring to know I'm not the only one.

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>>36821290
I'd settle for cuddles while watching netflix at this point. Wouldn't even have to kiss me. I'm not obese, deformed or smelly, have my own apartment...

>>36821198
Want to play will wars with me haha xD?

>>36820200
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaa i havent had sex in so long waaaaaaaaaaaa

honestly kill your fucking sell normie

>>36821459
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I've never had sex ;_;

>had a gf with no friends
>made her a normie
>she made friends and left me

thanks you

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>2 years and 4 months now