>perfect beard genetics >hate having a beard, constantly

>>36809954
Just groom it you fucking swine

>>36809974
it is groomed. it's still fucking itchy and annoying you piece of shit

>>36809954
You can have my Klinefelter genes and become the trap you were always meant to be

>>36809954
Why is oneohtrix point never as a pepe always posted on here?

>>36810017
i just typed in "beard pepe" and this popped up

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>>36809954
>tfw I can potentially grow a beard but can't since I have a shit ton of acne
>tfw I only grow a gross neckbeard

>>36810008
can you take away 5 inches of height from me too?

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>>36809954
iktf, need a clean shave every 5-6 days orelse I cant take my mind off of how annoying my facial hair feels

I wouldn't worry about a clean shave that much though, beards are almost out of style at this point with how many nu-males and betas are wearing them around for faux masculinity

>>36809954
You can have my permaboy 24-year-old freak of nature face with scraggly Mexican 12-year-old girl mustache and beard combo

I will take your glorious masculinity signal, sure.

Whiny cunt--don't you see what you have?

Sure, you can have my ridiculous asian pubestache.