>"Thanks for entertaining my lizard while I get smashed

Why would anyone have a reptile as a pet?

Aren't healthy people just instinctively repulsed by them?

It's probably some primordial mammalian fear from when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

>>36805295
bearded dragons are calm and cuddly.

>>36805295
Why would anyone have a cat as a pet?

Aren't healthy people just instinctively repulsed by them?

It's probably some parasitic symbiosis as Taxoplasma gondii eat away at their hypothalamus, modifying behavior and disrupting functions involved in fear and inhibition

I will literally feed your cat to my snake if I catch it on my lawn

>>36805295
i wouldn't mind having a bearded dragon

they eat bugs and chill

>>36805455
They're the ultimate comfy pet. Mine just sits on her rock and looks at me until I take her out of her tank so she can sleep on my shoulder

>>36805295

They are neat little dinosaurs in your house with some pretty amusing behaviour quirks. Very low key pet to own, low maintenance, quiet, not snuggle bugs but i don't want or need that in a pet anyway. Get a fwuffy mammal if you need snuggles.

>>36805439
Good job convincing more people to hate snakes and making keeping them worse for everyone
t. owner of multiple snakes

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>>36805439
well, at least it's obvious why insecure guys are attracted to snakes

>dat girth

>>36805439

>>36805540 is onto something

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>"Thanks for taking care of my bird while chad was taking care of my cervix!"

>>36805578
People like him really piss me off.
I own a boa constrictor and a blood python and faggots like this make everyone think my well tempered and tame snakes are monsters just because assholes like him want to be edgy

Bearded Dragons are chill as fuck, would look after.

>>36805255
>you tend her sheep
>with Chad she sleeps

>you feed her goat
>Chad's cock is in her throat

>you get her horse new shoes
>Chad's making her loose

>you cycle her new fish tank
>She's Chad's dirty skank

>>36805841
does she have a farm?