ITT: your major malfunction me i get jealous easily when i see

>>36805016
I assume everyone laughs at me behind my back so I automatically hate every person I met. It's sad because no one must even think about me ever but I can't help it

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I assume no one likes me and that everyone thinks I'm weird

>>36805016
Same, I get a deep primal urge to kill when it happens, kinda spooky tbqh famalam

>>36805080
not quite that bad with me thank god

>>36805085
I'd never actually do it but it's like an alarm goes off telling me to do whatever I must to keep her to me

>>36805016
Infantile ass shit makes me fuckijg mad as fuck.

>>36805076
>>36805076
U ghhht. I like you I think

>>36805586
oh like that yeah i get that too
even with girls i just fucking met

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>>36805016
>>36805080
guys like this annoy me, act all passive aggressive over a bitch that isn't even theirs thinking that'll help their chances. but i do like to fuck with them every so often, i might do something flirtatious like slap her ass or hug her while they're around just to let them know if i really wanted her i would already have her.

I fucking hate it when people ask me questions that arent related to my work
I get extremely flustered like a downy that had something taken away

I compulsively overeat every day because of how depressed I am. I am not hugely fat yet but I will br there soon if i do not stop this. I used to be skeptical about food addiction but now I realize that it is no joke. This shit is destroying any chance of me obtaining a somewhat decent life. If i ever get over this i will still not have much of a chance but this has made it impossible

>>36805850
They are itchy bitch ass niggas but u kinda sorta a prick. Maybe a pissant

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>>36805016
I believe that nobody wants to interact with me in any way and anybody that does so will lose some kind of social class because of it.
Because of this idea, I commonly try to avoid making connections with people, even people who may really want a connection with me.

I look at taller people the way Elliot looked at happy young couples

>>36806023
oh man you folks really get under my skin
yeah I'm tall but I'm still a friendless KHV
I hate it when shorter guys give me this horrible look as if I did something wrong to them
fuck

>>36805016
I cant write texts or emails.

>>36805016
EXTREME envy
EXTREME anger
EXTREME hatred of normies which is bad because most people are normies

I also wanna die.

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I want to kill myself all the time and it interferes with my ability to function lmao

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>>36805016
I lose interest in things. In people, in studies, in getting fit etc. I may start doing something with enthusiasm, but after sometimes some fucking shit switches in my brain and it becomes impossible thing to do: I can't sustain relationships, I can't study, I can't even properly read books. Holy shit.

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>>36805016
>>36805080
this also applies to me as well. I just get so internally jealous when it happens, and I just want to fucking kill the person who talking to her. yeah I know that sounds edgy as hell, but that's just what happens. its so irrational.

>>36805016
>can't initiate conversation and can't "pick up" vibes or signals

Pretty much all the women I've been with were either aggressive and confident enough to do all the work or I paid them to have sex with me

>>36806044
I'm sorry anon, I'm 5'4" so I do it to everyone even slightly taller than me. It's not a physical look at least I hope it's not. It's just "if only I were that height". But in your case I just think you're wasting your good height.

>>36805016
I hate all types of physical contact.

>>36806170
is there a word for this shit we have? it sucks

>>36806170
It makes sense at a basic primal level just not in modern evolved society

I (think) I really want something but get indecisive and end up fucking my chances at achieving it then wonder why I hate myself

>>36805054
Do you look weird or act like a freak?

>>36806219
Im a black, ugly, lanklet with a resting bitch face and people often say Im too tall
these combined with my inability to continue conversations really keep me from being chad-tier

i get hung up on one girl and if i cant have her i dont want anyone. im sorry to admit im kinda normie and could get a few girls if i want, but if it isnt this one chick, ill say no to a hundred girls.

>basically lonely and depressed by choice

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>>36805016
I'm a shut in who experiences intense anxiety ni public or when socialising it's gotten to the point where I can't watch live action movies anymore because real humans disgust me. I went at 1am in the morning to the garage to get munchies and had to interact with a cashier. Good god human skin is gross desu. I never used to be this way. I just stopped socialising until my ability to intergrate into society and bond and relate to my species atrophied.

>>36806248
>faggot
If you're afraid someone else is gonna take here away, you don't really have her. Don't be a bitch and make here yours. Then you know she won't go for the guy she's talking to unless she's some scummy bitch.

>>36805016
Crippling fear that I'll never live up to the responsibilities necessary to sustain myself. :^)

>>36806357
Get a trap, a beta, and cuck the beta. Do all your talking over the web and tell them you're kinda awkward with conversations and shii. When you meet up you get to fuck, feel dominant and maybe get over caring about looks.

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>>36806369
I hope all you wannabee neets and hikis and robots read and heed this. If you're young try to find a way out the trap bro. It doesn't end well. It never does.

>>36806390
how old are you? cause that's pretty normal.

>>36806368
Kinda the same, but, my range is pretty open to who I'd say yes to. A lot of people are a flat no.

>knowing girls and being around them
>knowing anyone

when will the normans leave

I immediately assume anyone acting nice to me is paid to do it or wants something from me
I'm never wrong

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>>36805016
When someone keeps pestering me. Seriously wanna punch the person in the face.

>>36806411
>how old are you?
Don't ask the question that is never to be asked.

>>36805976
i know it's petty but they really get on my nerves. they don't wanna square up and they won't fuck off so i'm not left with many options.
>>36806371
this

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I never learned to ride a bike

>>36806441
Is it sadder to know you'll never have a chance, or know you could have a chance but your autism fucks it up?

>>36806462
then learn? it doesnt take long..

>>36806462
I just learned last week and its really fun
when I was a kid I didnt know the bike held itself up so I kept shifting around trying to stay upright but always ended up falling

>>36806452
What would be considered pestering to you?

i believe people take thoughts from my head and those people use those thoughts to torment and hurt me.
i'll never be able to trust anybody so no doctors or medicine. if i'm just a shitzo i'll have to be like this until i die

>>36806411
24. I get that it's not entirely abnormal but being a NEET since 17 and only starting to improve now sure puts a lot of pressure on that fear.

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I handle tier 2 compromise very poorly. Recently I was asked by my ultra NEET house mate to stop playing with my rubix cube. The miserable faggot is bothered by the sound that magically goes through doors.

I use headphones to be considerate
I only indulge my incense habit after exercise. To be considerate
I got the fucking cube TO BE CONSIDERATE

It was better then playing with my keys, the Stanley knife or whatever else I got my hands on. But noo, every little fucking thing bothers 35 year old mummy's boy "I can't even go outside and wash my own clothes"

Fuck you gavin. I can taste your stink more often then not and every time I'm in the call I cannot help but smell your decaying stench. But I won't say anything- why?

BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT FUCKING CONSIDERATE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36806489
Never having a chance, you can fix your autism, you have hope. Once you grow up you will realise how much you miss having hopes and dreams.

>>36806462
Bikes are for nerds that go outside. All you need to know is how to ride dick for cash my dood.

>>36806462
It took me five seconds to learn when I was 10. I would be surprised if anyone couldn't.

>>36806517
When someone won't leave me alone. I get very angry at times.

>>36806462
>he didn't lvl DEX

>>36806547
>neet
>whines about a soft clunk several rooms away
>cant do laundry
>named gavin
Punch him in the face repeatedly

I'm a faggot
I like boys more than girls

>>36806638
send me 5k and i'll send you peepee pics xd

>>36806462
>giant

Haw

>>36805016
I'm self loathing and incredibly lazy.
I use my narcissism to hide the fact that I have incredibly low self-esteem. I pretend to be smarter than everyone else even though I'm going nowhere in life.

>>36806601
>People talk to you?
I can't see you getting upset over a girl giving you a lot of attention unless she has a bf already. So if it's a dud, tell em you'll talk to them later or deal with being their only friend.

>>36806791
You need someone to straighten you up. Get a pal to help you with that. After my parents stopped caring, I stopped caring as well and I'm in the same boat as you.

>>36806636
Several is an exaggeration. He is maybe 10 meters directly across from me. However

He is the mascot of enabled failure. His mother comes up at least an hour outta her way to bring him food, shopping, wash his clothing and dole out his allowance. He is not allowed access to his own money.

Like my epileptic mother born to alcoholic parents he is riddled with allergic reactions and physical ailments. Unlike her he is actively miserable. Cannot keep any kind of sleep schedule or sustain any kind of activity.

He is an arrogant, know-it-all and judgemental fuck. He can't turn off for a movie, will shit all over my tastes (while watching every dross anime he finds) and while repeatedly claiming not to know anything, certainly seems eager to weigh in when not involved. A few weeks back he sat there flipping through channels endlessly because there was "nothing good on" Nothing he could just let run as background noise, nothing I would of stayed to watch was good enough either.

Perhaps the worst thing is summer. As the second fattest person in the house I cannot tolerate summer with grace. I will sit here under the blast of two good fans and whine. He hides from the end of autumn to the end of spring behind a door and a shitbox Little aircon he has used to destruction. Now while he does pay for his jacked up share of the bill he is quick to shoot down any impractical thought I might have of doing the same, as my room is in the centre of the house and surrounded on all sides by other rooms, I have no immediate reach to outside. The best moment for me last summer was the day his aircon broke down during the hottest day in Australian recorded history. Around 4 or 5 in the arvo. His immediate response?

Call his mother, screech until she drove up in 50 degree Celsius weather and transported his pathetic ass over to his grandmothers unit at a nursing home. Because it had aircon. Meanwhile I and failed normie-kun are enduring in front of all the fans

I hate being looked at.
I hate being physically touched.
I hate people I don't know knowing my name if I'm not wearing it on me.
I hate people having the ability to talk about my back.

This is a self confidence issue. I need muscles.

I have almost no motivation or self-discipline to the point where it's kinda crippling.

>>36807078
I know that feel. My weight tanks until I'm in severe pain, then and only then do I make a change. Until it stops then I fall right back down. Motivation is also a severe problem, I have zero passion or urge to go through the trouble of improving my lot. Even though it would make me happier to be a wagie and have MY life the way I want it

>>36805016
I used to be like this but it gets better as you get older maybe idk

Another thing is what kind of girl you go for. It's stupid to get jealous over a girl who is a slutty.

>>36807078
This right here. In the last 12 months all I've accomplished are getting my driver's permit and even that was incredibly difficult just to go outside and do. I tried going to college and dropped out after 2 days because I couldn't handle it. Besides those things I've left my home maybe twice on my own accord to go to the store. I'm stagnating hard and if I didn't have my mother supporting me I'd probably die from starvation on the streets.

I have no apathy, I can mimic the expression or emotions to people but in reality I feel nothing. just numb to everything

you can tell my your dad died/has cancer/got in a car crash and I'd say "I'm sorry, I'm here for you" etc but it's just hollow words. i don't even feel like better him than me just nothing

the same would apply if I had a gf/wife I doubt I'd have feelings for them either so it's best I live and die alone

>>36807699
haha same i love you bro