>tfw grandfather once crossdressed to escape from germans

>>36800325
You're polish/jewish aren't you?
Your grandfather made a mistake

>>36800325
It's in your genes anon, dress up as a girl and sell your boipucci

>>36800325

>Exist because of crossdressing

It's what you were born to do

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>>36800399
>>36800355
Hot fucking shit
>>36800325
Listen to them OP

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>>36800325
>be me, jewish man living during the Nazi occupation of Europe
>terrified every day that i will be caught by them and sent to the forced labor camps
>still need to salvage food and supplies for my family, but going out is too risky
>come up with a genius idea
>dress as a qt Aryan woman in order to avoid getting arrested
>do this for several weeks, am able to purchase food and other essentials with ease
>one day a young Nazi official approaches me
>introduces himself as Oberst Georg Leibbrandt
>start sweating bullets, I've been found out
>suprisingly, he is very cordial and invites me to his private suite for dinner
>panicked, I agree as to not seem suspicious
>the day comes and I meet him at the designated location
>we enjoy a nice meal and discuss the war
>he tells me that he has been watching me for a while, and that he finds me very lovely
>i am beginning to worry, but I am in to deep to back out so I go along with it
>several drinks in, he is very drunk (im not because i need to remain sharp)
>he pushes himself on me and plants a long, toungey kiss on my mouth
>i recoil, and this makes him very upset
>he throws me down and begins to undress himself
>i realize that im fucked
>he forces his uncircumcised non kosher weiner down my throat
>i struggle but his soldier strength is too much for my weak kike defenses
>he calls downstairs for all of his friends, and they take turns abusing my mouth
>this goes on all night for at least 12 hours
>i end up taking 30 Nazi loads to the face throughout the ordeal
>they throw me out into the street like a used up whore
>i learn how to avoid them from that point on
>i am traumatized and I have nightmares every night, but deep down i feel ok because I survived
>the thought of my grandson living a successful life is the only thing that keeps me going
>hopefully he will have made my suffering worthwhile

>>36801214

>>36801214

kek'd

but we are not Jewish actually tbqh

>>36800325
Why> The nazis were good boys who were nice to everyone.

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>>36801214
pure gold.
thanks anon, i really needed this

>>36802268
So did he just do it to avoid being drafted?

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>>36801214

>tfw keked too but then realized that people during war would actually go through all kinds of horrible shit so they and their families could survive

>>36802375

No, it was to escape being taken into forced labour

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>>36800325
are you a jojo anon?