>Sorry, anon. You lack the minimum height of 6ft 2 that is

Buy platform shoes and stilts.

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>>36799867
RUSSER, RUSSER, RUSSER NO RUSSER

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>chink masseuse
>turning down money

Good one OP

Well that's just silly.

Guess I'll take my money else where. Good day.

>>36799952
No you pay to get in, but the Chink just doesn't massage you

>>36799867
But I am 6'2" though

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>>36799867
>sorry you lack my care not to rape you

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>>36800282
Then come in, my friend!

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>>36799867
But I'm six four you fucking dumb gook.
Are you blind?

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>>36799867
>no mommy gf to massage me with her body full of cumlube

why live?

>go to local thrift store
>buy stilts
>buy extra long pair of skin-toned stockings
>place stilts in stalkings
>put both legs inside
>walk over to massage lady with newfound confidence
>she measures me
>over 7' tall
>success!

Easy

>>36799867
chink roasties would actually suck u off for low price, which i would personally refuse

>>36799867
>How do you respond?

JUST