>anyone else purposefully gaining weight so they'll be

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Already in the reserve. Fighting and dying's a purpose and better than nothing.

If shit really hits the fan you will probably get cannibalized tbqh

You better go hard with those burgers man. Imagine of you cut it short and ended up getting drafted anyway as chubby cannon fodder.

Make sure you get proper obese.

There's not gonna be a draft, the influx of Pedros and Juans gives the government a steady enough supply of violent idiots to "serve their country".

And no, Trump won't build a wall or deport anyone.

There isn't even ever going to be a war big enough that there'd be a draft. Major powers have not fought each other since the development of nuclear weapons; it's all indirect proxy wars in small developing countries.

>>36798169
This.
If shtf, they will draft every illegal to war with the promise of amnesty and gibs for niggers/poor. I guarantee it.

>>36798229
I mean, this is already what happens. Anyone born here is legal no matter their parents' background. Hispanics (and blacks) join the military at higher rates than whites.

The army deliberately appeals to poor people with college money, the promise of steady employment, etc.