This guy comes up to you while you're standing at line in

offer my supple boipucci to superior alpha nigger cock

>>36796683
Stab him in his elder scrolls 3 ass face.

Well assuming i know he was about to shoot me, id bum rush his out of shape ass and beat the ever living shit out of him with adrenalinefear tard strength

I'd try that gun disarm move I saw in that Jackie Chan movie.

>>36796683
Say it, and the moment he pulls a gun, flying dragon kick him with a Bruce Lee scream.

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Look confused because I have no idea what means, and probably assume he's having a stroke

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>>36796683
>*begs for life*
>*dead*

Tell him he look like the yellow m&m, do a 360 and cruise on outta there.

This musn't register on an emotional level.

First, disarm target. Remove weapon with crescent kick. Then block his left jab and counter with cross to the left cheek.

Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block and body shot. Block thorough left, weaken right jaw. Then fracture.

Crack/break ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely.

Heel kick to diaphragm.

In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

>>36797646
Come now old boy.
You think you're the only who knows this game?

farts in your fukin face u die

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>>36796683
>Approaches you
>"say joy lane"
>pull out dick
>kick him in the leg
>he goes down
>remove all clothing as swiftly as possible
>while kicking and stamping on him
>piss and shit on him
>screaming "REEEEEE"
>and "DIE NIGGER DIE"
>pull out ballpoint pen
>kick him in face
>shit on ballpoint pen
>ram into his eye
>piss on his face
>stamp on the pen
>until there's a crunch
>remove his clothing
>fist him with both hands
>make sure his anus bleeds
>put his firearm into his bleeding ruined anus
>fire inside him
>fuck his ruined, bleeding torn-up anus
>fuck his pen-stabbed eye
>nut on his face
>tear his arms off
>ram them down his throat
>cut his toes off
>make necklace out of toes
>put it around his neck
Another nigger dealt with