>be me >6'0, 190lbs, 1 level above ottermode >have

I am currently in fucking shock. I just spent the last 7 hours crying and drinking a large bottle of vodka in bed. I am so fucking angry and emotional right now I almost have no words. You anons know the dating app Bumble right? It's like Tinder except only women can initiate conversations with their matches? Ok well I made a profile and have been using it for the past 2 weeks. I am not a slob. I have been told I have a cute face and usually in "rate" threads I get 7-8/10, I am 25 years old and pretty wealthy because I have a good job making 50k. Only thing is I am short. Like really short. 5'5. I matched with this girl on Bumble. I didn't bother reading her bio and just swiped right because she was legitimately 10/10 and her network thing said she was in law school at the same university that I go to. Anyway, we talked for like 12 hours. She was the coolest, smartest, most gorgeous girl I've probably ever seen. We talked about films, music, art, literature, food, future goals, life in general, philosophy...she was breath taking physically and intellectually. Then after this she asked me how tall I was.I took a moment to respond. Then actually opened her bio and it said "I can reach the top self, can you?" Panic ensued... I considered lying and saying I was 5'8 or something but if we met in real life she would obviously know I was bullshitting and I would come off as insecure so I was truthful. I told her "5'5." No weird jokes or creepy messages trying to validate myself I just sent the numbers. 2 minutes later she unmatched me. No "oh I'm sorry I really like tall guys I think you're a great person", no sympathy, no good luck wishes just fucking unmatched me even after we connected SO WELL. I fucking hate women so much, I hate myself I wish I was dead and I hate my mom and dad so much but my mother especially for having kids with a guy who is fucking 5'3. I should have been female life is not fucking fair I hate myself so much FUCK SOCIETY

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>>36794639

>>36794638

No, you got rejected because you bought into her frame like a pussy who didn't know any better. Just the fact she was talking to you and letting you salvage yourself implied there was a chance, but you ruined it.

Anyway, try again mate.

>>36794639
nice pasta

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I have a similar story 100% srs.

>be me
>5'11
>go to bar with my 3 bff's
>really good atmosphere
>see 8-9/10 brunette with blue eyes
>think ''you miss 100% of the shots you don't take''
>approach her, flirt, chitchat, etc for a good 20 min
>ask if she wants to come to my place
>''haha, nah, i like tall men''
>she wants to be my friend though, add each other on snap and face
>actually met up with her, her friends and my friends
We're friends to this day.

Idk man. Mixed feels, indeed.

>>36794643
I think you can still seal the deal on this one.

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>be me
>gay
>talk with my bff
>she tells me that she litterally couldn't love a small guy
>she insists while saying that she likes to feel dominated

I was in awe, I really thought all that was a bunch of memes from self-depreciative edgelords. I don't know, /fit/izens, but it seems liking girls makes it a bit rough for dealing with your height.

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>>36794641
What is this even supposed to mean?

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>>36794645
>ask girls how tall they are
>all reply 5'2"-5'7"
>then immediately ask about me
>6'
>oh gosh I love tall guys 8)
>mfw I'm 5'11"

Kek, that actually happen to my friend, but he is like 5'8. That sucks dude.

>>36794638
How tall was she?

>>36794646
>bought into her frame
Basically means you accepted her version of reality and played into it.

Super old-school pickup lingo

>>36794643
This dude is right >>36794644 it definitely sounds like you still could smash or maybe even gf.

5'11" reporting in, we aren't completely hopeless

>>36794646
judging from your response; it means you're a literal idiot

>>36794646
>girl throwed shittest about height
>he got caught on bait
>he lost

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>>36794643
At least you became friends with a gorgeous woman.

>>36794648
It's not really bothering me, it just caught me really off guard. I wore chealse boots too, so I was like 6'2....

>>36794649
5'7 maybe 5'8. She wore heels though, so looked like 5'10-11.

>>36794650
>>36794652
>>36794653
Should I have pretended like she was lying or something? Like ignore it? I'm not even autistic. fuck

>>36794654
>posts on 4chan
>I'm not even autistic
you have to pick one and only one, friendo. It's the rules.

>>36794639
dude dont fool yourself youve only "connected" with someone after youve fucked them

anything before that is small talk / flirty aka you are like every other guy

>>36794654
>women wear heels
How the fuck am I supposed to compete at 5'8?!

Memes have gone too far.

>>36794654
Hey Olivia Wilde bro. Post more Olivia Wilde.

Also, if you do try one last time with that chick. Let that be your last interaction, if she rejects you. Cut off all contact

women will overrate your characteristics if youre more attractive, which is generally subjective to women; she probably didnt think you were attractive OP

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>>36794655
Nah man. A beef (former gamer nerd) friend of mine in high school introduced me to /fit/ when I began to hit the gym. I'm not into anime or traps whatsoever.

Who the fuck cares, 9/10 is a fantastic laid ratio.

>>36794638
>I walk away without saying anything
That is pretty great though if you did it like "enough of this bullshit".

>>36794660
Bro, you would honestly like some anime.

Tfw 6'2 and insecure about it
>be me
>dad is 6'6
>his dad, my grandpa is 6'5
>great grandpa was 6'3
>grow up thinking ill at least hit 6'6
>top out at 6'2 with ridiculously oversized cock, hands, feet, wrists (8.5 around) and ankles, and stupid broad shoulders
>was obviously born to be bigger but mom has an eating disorder and didn't eat enough when pregnant with me
>have gf who is my personal ideal qt, 10/10
>she's 5'10, dated a guy who was taller than me in the past
>her dad's 6'6 as well

at least we'll have tall kids r-right guise?

>>36794654
I mean there's a lot of ways to spin it and come up with a witty response, but generally the thing to keep in mind is that she's just fucking with you to see how you handle the situation, how well you think on your feet, and how confident/persistent you are.

That is obviously unless she's really giving you "kindly fuck off" vibes, but again your decision to stay with the interaction or leave kind of goes back to the confidence/emotional intelligence aspect of the "shit test" (eg. are you able to tell the difference between a girl who's interested but just messing with you, vs a girl who's genuinely not interested)

>>36794638

feels good to be 189 cm

>>36794638
sauce?

>>36794638

>>go out with frat last night

Wanna know how I can tell you're not a fraternity member?

>>36794668
how?

>>36794669
you're not facing rape charges.

>>36794643
A girl telling you that she doesn't want to hook up with you shouldn't be a deterrent to flirting / trying. I'm gonna quote one of my favorite men here, "if her new years resolution was not having sex with you, would you take it seriously?" All it takes is a bad day or her feeling horny my dude, people can't even manage to go to work every single day, you think this chick can hold herself to not having sex with a muscle man?

>>36794646

It means the girl threw an obvious shit test at him, he failed it, girl found some other cock that night. It's not rocket surgery.

>>36794665

This guy gets it. One of the most disappointing things from the perspective of a woman is meeting some muscle bound guy that has the personal charisma and social intelligence of a meth addled Jew.

>>36794643
You're a backup Plan.

>>36794665
Fuck girls are hard, good thing i never apporoach them.

I've found out that when women say they like tall guys it usually means they like "tall"/skinny (ottermode) guys.

I'm 6' 200 lbs with good physique and I've been told by girls they prefer a "taller" guy who is the same height as me but skinnier. Women are stupid man. They can't tell the difference between 6 foot and 6'3".

Women are intimidated by guys with good physiques, and they automatically assume certain things about a well built guy, either that he is vain, or a meathead, or is aggressive, or is a "player". They're scared. They see a guy who could kill them with their bare hands if they wanted to. No girl looks at a well built guy and thinks "wow he must be really dedicated to personal health and fitness!" This is why they prefer "ottermode" or skinny guys, because they assume ottermode guys don't work out (which is almost always wrong of course, refer back to the women being stupid part)

So if you're a big guy 4u expect to get a lot more shit tests and have a generally harder time approaching girls. They throw up walls for us.

5'8" here, I've only been rejected by a girl once for my height (that I know of), but the thing is I wasn't even after her.
>be me at a party
>all old friends from school that I've known for ages
>it was a fancy dress party but I didn't really give a fuck so I just wore a tank top
>i was medium bodyfat and not much muscle but still fit by normie standards
>go to the bathroom and this hot girl follows me
>she must have been like two inches taller than me, one of the taller girls at the party
>she says to me that I look pretty buff
>y-y-you too
>but I'm not her type because I'm too small
>i say she's not my type because she's too tall
>???
>small talk then she leaves
What could I have done in this situation? Was it salvageable?

5'7" here and the girl that just left was like 5'9" and squirted all over the place. Now I have to wash my fucking sheets all over again.

Height queens aren't worth your time.

>>36794677
I forgot to add, she pretty much said that except for my height I had her ideal body.

>>36794678
Willing to bet the 5'9" girl wasn't that attractive. Top tier girls are height queens, this is a fact.

>>36794664
>>top out at 6'2 with ridiculously oversized cock, hands, feet, wrists (8.5 around) and ankles, and stupid broad shoulders

You get all the advantages of being a manlet while still towering over 90% of people you see on the street. Just train hard to be the jacked manlet you were meant to be.

>>36794664
You think you have it bad?
>dad is 6'3"
>all of the men on his side of the family are his height or even taller
>mom is 5'1"
>I come out 5'8"

JUST

>>36794638
Buy some lifts, I'm 6'1, but I wear lift insoles that put me up to 6'3.

>>36794668
lol, fuck off back to TFM, FRAT cuck

>>36794683
Tell me about experiences with lifts
I'm 6 feet so I'm tall enough that I could wear 2 inch lifts and nobody would notice, but does it make that much of a difference?

i bet you don't jerk off anymore either? i bet you are afraid to look at a porn? i bet you thought getting OTTERMODE LOZOZZOLZOL would get you laid?
>you are all kissless virgins in here lmfao

>>36794680

she was thicc which is pretty attractive to me.

>>36794685
I haven't made it yet, but over all I feel like people a more friendly. There's more friendly physical contact during conversation, male and female oddly enough.

>>36794643
chump
>but keep lifting and chugging buttpowder. maybe you'll get some vagina on ur cock

>>36794687
so basically if you're a manlet resign yourself to smashing fat sweaty pussy for the rest of your life

Protip: "thicc" girls have low self confidence that's why they will settle for manlets

>>36794677
she might have been insecure about her own height, tall women see themselves as being less feminine and more masculine, she may simply have found you attractive, but projected her own insecurities onto you, it was a defence mechanism, It does not make sense for someone to walk after someone else just to say that otherwise.

That said, not sure what the correct course of action would be, IMO, probably diffusing situation with humour, just never seem angry/flustered.

>>36794690
this.

>>36794690

it's not nearly as bad as you make it out to be.

>>36794646

Hey, Rollo!

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>>36794638
Do not listen to what she told you about why she rejected you.

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>>36794686
>LOZOZZOLZOL
it was almost a good shitpost. fuck off back to heartiste, fag

>>36794643
Actually she seems to have been really nice. If she doesn't fancy you romantically, it's correct to tell right away and not give any false hopes.

>>36794693
It's not that bad, I'm just being realistic. The reality is that top tier girls prefer tall guys (6'2") and above. Not that you can't get a top tier girl if you're under that height, you just have to put in extra work or have other things going for you.

"Thick" girls and other less than desirable females generally won't be holding out for top tier men.

I'm not even trolling, I'm barely 6 feet and top tier girls say I'm not tall enough, while lower tier girls tell me they love how tall I am.

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>>36794664
>>36794682
>be eldest kid among all my cousins
>they are all somewhere between 1 and 6 years younger and at least a foot shorter
>peak at 5'10, taller than all of them
>they start hitting puberty
>3 years later they all are 6'0 and up

A-at least I-I have more gains than them, right?

>>36794639
fucking kek idc if its pasta this is funny as shit i laff erytiem

>>36794638
>6'0"
>190lbs
>1 level above ottermode

No-one's going to say anything?

Protip: Women communicate in a covertly manner. For them, means>message. There's a pretty huge difference in a girl telling you ''I date taller guys'' than ''I'm not interested''.

>>36794699
Let me ask you(and all manlets 5'9" and under) a question.

Would trade your gains, 15-20lbs of muscle, permanently for your ideal height?

>>36794638
whats her name? google images is /trash/

>>36794698
The world is a pretty black and white place for you isn't it

>>36794703
manlet to lanklet?...hmm hard choice. probs not dude, manlets want it all lanklets can't have it all.

t. 5'6"

>>36794701
yeah lol im just off ottermode at 6'2 at 150 15%bf

"Fuck women for not dating short guys" "fuck my mom for dating a short guy"

>>36794638
Most girls I've met have no clue how tall 6ft is.

>be 5'9
>using tinder because it pays out every now and then
>occasionally match the girls with that "must be at-least 6'0" or whatever on their profile.
>used to just be honest whenever they ask for height and get the classic "sorry, only date tall men."
>have learned to just say I'm 6' anyway since most of the time we end up meeting somewhere they can't even tell the difference

A good portion of women will practically assume that every single man more than two or three inches taller than them is 6ft or over, and never question it again beyond that.

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>>36794647
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
S
H

>5'10
>go to a new construction job
>think I'm the tallest
>everyone else is the same height as me, but they are Brazilians wearing flat shoes and I'm wearing 2" construction boots
>mfw even Brazilians are taller than me

>>36794703
I'm 5'9 and no. If I was like 5'6 then I would though. I feel like over 5'7 is nothing to kill yourself about.

>>36794638
>Be me
>18(srys) 5'10"
>Brother is 5'7-8 at 22
>Sister is 5'8 at 14
I was up alight googling second growth spurt in men i don't want to be taller than my sister.

>>36794647
I love this feel

>>36794713
Dad was 6'1
Mum is 5'3 with potato nigger genetics.

>>36794647
>be 5'11 and 3/4"
>always say I'm 6'

Why do I even have to lie goddamn it?

>>36794677
Any situation is salvageable. Women don't know what the fuck they want. She can say she's into tall guys when if it was a house party with alcohol involved you should have just said something like "let's see about that" as you grabbed her hips, pulled her in and started kissing. There's a pretty good chance she would have been down to make out at least and you could have played it by ear from there.

>>36794703
In a motherfucking heartbeat.

>>36794704
Babby Birthinghips

>>36794719
Kek

>>36794643
>"haha, nah, I like tall men"
>"...well, it won't really matter when we're laying down"

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>>36794721

>>36794638
6'2" here. Never had this problem. Would berry my head in her asshole and die in it though.

>>36794678
so it's true. in the wild, when approached by a manlet, the slut will piss herself as a distracting defense mechanism and then run. truly nature is mysterious.

>>36794709
This

At sisters place and she asked me to change light bulb, told her to do it herself

>but anon, you're like 6' or whatever

I'm 5'8

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>>36794725
How many manlets does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>36794726
none. turns out the lightbulb wasn't the problem. just a short.

>>36794727
>just a short.

>>36794708
Very good perspective.

Good Nutrition (when growing up) is what i believe to be the equalizer

>>36794638
Punch her in the fucking face and make her deformed and worthless

>>36794638
>>......silence
>>how tall?
>>"6'0 and up"
>>i'm 6 feet
>>"ohhh........"
>>...........
>>"I thought you were 5'10 or something"

This is wear you fucked up. You have too much faith into a girl's rationale for not liking someone.

Don't fault the girl for not choosing you OR for her reasons for not choosing you.

Just move on (as you did)

COMMIT SUICIDE CHAD. THAT'S THE TIME. GO STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU GOD DAMN CUNT

>Me: 6'3", pretty chubby (like 90kg), blonde, blue eyes
>friend: 5'5", athletic, six pack, good frame and attractive face, brown eyes and hair
>9/10 girls prefer me over him
>even at the beach where we're shirtless
It's fucking dumb. I feel so bad for him, he should be slaying. Both of us were 22 at the time, I've lost a ton of weight since then and become a 6-7/10.

Most embarrassing story
>going to the cinema
>get our tickets and stuff
>MA 15+ movie
>get to ticket girl
>hand over My ticket
>all good
>walk through and wait for bro
>hands over ticket
>she asks for ID
>this girl who is no older than 16-17 asks him (22 again) for ID
>I'm trying so hard not to laugh but feel so bad for him
>he sighs, hands it over
>she looks at it, then him, then it again
>she literally giggles and hands it back
>as he walks through loudly proclaim "man, what a cunt!"

We've been mates for 12yrs and he gets such a hard rap.

>>36794727
Fucking Kek! Caught me off guard.

>>36794716
Slightly above 6'0 here, and I don't even see a problem with what you're doing. I don't even consider it lying, it's just rounding up. Are you really gonna say "five foot eleven and three quarters" out loud when someone asks your height? That's just oddly specific.
>>36794647
>>36794709
These guys on the other hand, should really consider using rope to stretch their necks out to get the extra inch or so they need, yknow by hanging from them, because nothing below 5'11.5" can use the rounding excuse.

>yank wenches reject guys because they're 5 cm shorter than their preferred height
top zoz

>>36794701
Came here to post this. That's a solid athletic build. Ottermode at 6'0" is like 155-165 or so.

>>36794703
Fuck I'm 6'0" and I would trade my gains to be 6'3-4"
I can just get more gains. Height gains aren't possible.

>had a roommate in college
>he's about 5'10
>I'm a few inches taller
>obvious if standing next to each other
>at a party one night, chatting up a girl together.
>she say's we're both tall
>ask's the roommate's height
>he lies. says 6'1
>then she asks me mine.
>I don't lie. say 6'1
>girl shoots me a confused look
>roommate shoots me an angry look

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>>36794638
>tfw 5'11"
>I get approached by girls around 5'6" - 5'8" a lot
>tell them I like short girls, like 5' - 5'2"
>the short girls are always taken or not interested
>end up alone

>>36794638
>when you're really 5'11" but add that extra inch for ego
Nah nigger, gtfo manlet. Girls don't lie about their preference unless you're a rapist.

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>>36794739
Reminds me

> be Duke of Manlets, 6' even
> sometimes when people ask how tall I am
> tell them I'm like 5'9

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>>36794638

DAILY REMINDER FOR:

>G-G-G-G-G-G-GIGA MANLETS

>>36794678
Do women actually squirt irl? I thought that was just a porn meme

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>>36794744
i've made 2 girls squirt, can verify its not a meme

>>36794746
How did you do it? Is there a certain technique?

>>36794735
>rounding 5'11.5" to 6'
no

>>36794643

don't force anything stupid with her, you are in an ideal position.
If you and your group of friends regularly hang out with this group of girls, it's super easy to get with one of her friends. The reason being that the girl already knows you are in "good social standing", which is something guys don't give a shit about when they look for a girl but girls care about it a lot.

>>36794747
first one i was going between rubbing her clit and eating her out, she just kind of squirted so i kept doing it till no more squirt was coming out anymore

the second one i learned by finding the g spot and hammering it - what you need to do is smash the part of her vagina that is beneath the tummy side of her body, like the roof of the vagina, while simultaneously pressing down gently on her abdomen where the gspot is. this moves it down enough so that you can get right up in there with your fingers and that's what made the second girl squirt. the g spot feels like a very compressible golf ball between her vagina and abdomen, its hard to explain. if her pussy starts lubricating really fast then don't stop cause she's about to do it.

yes they will love you afterwards.

>>36794750
*instead of abdomen i should have said the kind of pubic area, its shallow enough in there to hit with bent fingers

>>36794643
When she says "we can be friends tho" why do niggas go ahead and accept this invitation to the friendzone? Just say it's all good, i have enough friends and move the fuck on to another chick

>19
>5'7"
>size 13 feet

What's wrong with me? Is there a chance that I'll grow?

>>36794752
I can't speak for anyone else, but I do it because I actually enjoy being around girls.

5'5" been picked on, bullied, and rejected by girls for my height my whole life.

Feels bad man

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>>36794753
A slim one yeah.
My manlet firend with big-ass feet SHOT UP at about age 18 and became chad the exotic poontang slayer.

>>36794639
Pasta barilla

>>36794660
Who is that cum queen?

>>36794754
No, you do it cause you think "oh i can't get her, but i still want to be around her", which is beta mentality. Try with another girl. Rejection is only hard on bitches, man the fuck up.

Jeez only you Americans have this height problem,never mind you have a lot of problems with your women, literally every thread posted by an American anon says >tfw rejected by qt bcus i am 5'10 turbo manlet
In my country women like tall guys as well but I've never heard them complaining about any height, people that are 5'5 score 10/10 sluts, it just seems that American women are autistic sluts who set their standards too high

>>36794676
I think you're just ugly anon

>>36794698
If you're 5'10 and above and a girl who isn't ridiculously taller than you rejects you for height it's because you're not attractive.
>5'11, have dated girls from 4'11 to 6'1, most of them were at least fairly attractive

>>36794752
Depends on whether you actually like the person or not. Initially, I wasn't interested in a certain girl and friend zoned her, but she stuck around, kept trying and we ended up dating and marrying later on. I fell for her by becoming best friends with her.

>>36794638
>"you are really sweet.
>I'm 183 cm and got rejected because of height.
Nope.

I bet you guys that claim to be 5'11 or 6 and being told you aren't tall enough are over estimating your height.

I am 5'10 and dating a girl that's around 5'10, maybe even 5,10 and a half.
When she's with heels we look kinda funny but it's alright. I was a bit self-conscious at first, but now I look at it like this - I must be pretty cool guy if she doesn't even mind my height. She's also like a 8,5-9/10 no lie.

>tfw when literally none meme 5'11.5

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>there is an actual midget in one of my classes
>always stand next to him to look taller
>mfw

>>36794639
Crafty pasta with meat balls.

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>>36794665
i got to keep this in mind, thank you

>>36794696

Lol what ever happened to GBFM?

>>36794735
does 5'6 round up to 6'?

>>36794638
>"you are really sweet....and pretty handsome too, but I'm into taller men"
I get where you're coming from, im into larger breasts

>>36794673
>>36794675
>>36794770
Just ask how much she weighs.

>be me
>Not you, thankfully
>6'2"
>At club with friends, getting my drank on
>Manlet spitting great game to this 8/10 qt
>Ain't having it
>Visibly upset/annoyed
>Gets closer to be and grabs my arm
>Says "Baby, this guy is annoying me, little help?"
>Take a look at her, look at guy, sadness fills his eyes.
>Contemplate playing along, see if I can smash.
>Decide against it
>Tell bitch to get her hands the fuck off of me, find some other sucker to play her game.
>Tell guy she's not worth the effort.
>His eyes light up as if he's seeing Liam Neeson himself.
>Buy him a beer, chat for a while

Turns out his friends told him she was eyeballing him, for a joke.

>Wingman for my newly acquired bro
>Gets freaky with another 8/10

Still friends with him to this day, the fucker's a great mechanic and a car nut like me.

>>36794707
More like Auschwitz mode

>>36794677
bro, just disregard what she said. It doesn't matter to you and most of the time it doesn't matter to her. If a girl is absolutely sure she does not want you, you will realize through the shitface.
Should have said something like: that's a tragedy, because I find tall women to be sexy.
Or: You'll change your mind after you had me.
Or: I don't give a fuck, let's have a drink together.

>>36794638
Prolly a shit test desu

>>36794715
potatoe nigger here reporting in at 6ft2.
You're a manlet bud kys

>>36794775
Based

>>36794703
Nah
because surprisingly enough people IRL don't fixate on male height as much as a buncha autists on an Laotian stop motion appreciation forum do

>>36794754
you're a fag

>>36794713
>i don't want to be taller than my sister
You mean you don't want to be shorter than her? She's going to tower over you and your manlet brother, Anon.

Also, 90% chance her dad is Chad.

>>36794638
sauce?

>>36794730
Trips of truth. When a bitch says something dumb, you've gotta clock her one. Fuck her up in front of her weak, defenseless friends.

>>36794643
you're literally a beta orbiter

>>36794733
I thought that shirtless at the beach thing was going to turn into a rape story

>>36794736
Yank wenches suffer from severe daddy issues.

>>36794756
I'll take any chance I can get

>>36794739
>be me
>be 6'5
>tell dumb bints I'm 6'0
>forever warp their perspectives, closing their cunts for men under 6'5

>>36794638
i dont know if its cus im 6'1 bordeline 6'2 but never have i seen this or noticed it. not my freinds either one of wich is 5'7

>>36794755
Sorry Elliot. If you KYS, please take a bunch of them down with you.

>>36794753
Nope. I'm 5'8 with size 12 feets. You're going to be 5'7 forever.

>>36794760
>American women are autistic sluts who set their standards too high

Pretty much, yeah. Your average Americunt thinks having a height or age standard makes her somehow less of a slut.

>>36794765
I'm 99% sure that's the case. I'm 5'8 and knew a guy who was shorter than me. His OK Cupid profile said he was 5'11.

>>36794793
Fuck

>>36794766
Post a pic of her.

>>36794773
>I get where you're coming from, im into larger breasts
Rekt. That's the ticket, destroy that smug bitch.

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>6'3
>only had 1 gf whose I didn't even liked that much, just because i wanted to put it in
>broke up with her
>still too beta to make chit chat

>be drunk
>hanging out with the grills from work who are all drunk as well
>ask if they would prefer a 6' 2" guy with a 4" dick or a 5' 5" with an 8" dick
>mfw they all picked the 6' 2" guy

ROUND TWO

>the same 5' 5" guy is rich
>the 6' 2" guy is average
>mfw they all pick the 5' 5" guy

>>36794775
You're an IRL Liam Neeson for that, Anon. Never be an actor in some cunt's twisted play.

>>36794779
>conveniently 1 inch taller
Cool story, bro.

>>36794643
the average american male is 5'10, at 5'11 you are indeed not tall. thats like saying a girl who's 5'5 is tall
>>36794638
maybe you are 5'10 and you just cant measure yourself properly

>all these phonies
Do you lie about your dick size too, phonies?

>>36794645
there are lots of guys who can't handle dating a girl who's taller than them as well. I've known plenty of tall girls who got rejected regularly for being too tall. in general women like men to be taller and men like women to be shorter. not to say you can't find someone who will like you though, we're all different

>>36794638
>6'0
>wear boots throughout the whole winter that make me 6'2.5
>now spring and I've lost 2 inches

Feels bad

>>36794702
How do you even respond to that though? It's obviously intended to shoot you down.

>>36794647
shed like you for things other than your height. them saying shit like "oh gosh i love tall guys" is akin to a girl who's laughing at all your jokes to flirt with you in general. if it was really purely about height, OP wouldnt be having a problem

>>36794796
Wear lifts. I've been doing it so long I built my own lifted socks so I can stay taller even when the shoes come off. Orbited a thicc Korean hapa who treated me like her tampon until I wore the lifts, then like flipping a switch she was all over my junk. Don't even knock yourself for wearing lifts. It's okay to lie to women; they're not people like you and I. They lie all the time. They wear makeup - lie. They wear heels - lie. They tape their fat or wear girldes or corsets - more lies. Lipstick - lie. Nail polish - another lie. They'll tell you a thousand lies, so don't feel bad about using 1 yourself.

>>36794638
>"6'0 and up"
girl responded to you while using imperial system so you're clearly implying that you are american and you live in america
but then you say
>I'm 183 cm and got rejected because of height.
out of nowhere you're using metric system. Americans usually dont know metric system or at least doesnt bother themselves to use it.
So I call this story bullshit

>>36794799
Hire a call girl, get her alone and just wail on her until you get it out of your system.

>>36794800
>the same 5' 5" guy is rich
>the 6' 2" guy is average
>mfw they all pick the 5' 5" guy
Of course they did. They're parasites.

>>36794659
this, people judge you for the whole package. if youre good looking in general, everything else will seem more positive, halo effect

>>36794806
Get high-top shoes with lifts. Also, use women as speedbags. Lose yourself in the moment and just wail on her until you've slaked the beast inside.

>>36794807
Sucker punch her. Make sure her girlfriends see it so they'll all know what happens when a woman turns you down.

>>36794810
Many people around the world still use the imperial system to measure height informally. They still use imperial weights like pounds, stone, etc. Some even use miles and kilometers interchangeably. You are one dumb, autistic retard anon. Kill yourself.

>>36794810
Unless OP is Canadian. We flip flop between metric and imperial constantly

>>36794817
As do Brits and Aussies. Brits measure weight in stone, FFS. Anon is just sperging out.

>>36794809
How much height do the lifts add?

>>36794763
>Freind zones chick
>fucks other sluts
>tire of other sluts marry slut that's been desperate for you for a while
Yea don't ever stick around in the Freind zone.

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>>36794816
>he thinks that people outside burgerland use the most retarded measurement system ever
should we tell him guys?

>>36794816
No girl in europe would say "6'0 and up" you stupid nigger

>>36794775
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman

>>36794819
You can get lifts anywhere from 1/2 inch to 3 inches or so. My sock lifts add about two inches, but it's probably less by now due to my weight packing them down. I used a foamy yoga mat to make the foot shape for a base, then added some contoured lifts to that so my feet would keep their shape.

>>36794821
>this retard can't count to 12 so he spergs out about it

If people outside burgerland exclusively use the retarded metric system, then why do Britbongs measure their weight in stone? Kys, Frenchie.

>>36794812
At the end of the day money is the best attribute to have when it comes to sloots.

>>36794822
And yet bongs measure their own weight in stone and many in the anglosphere still informally measure height in feet and inches (because we can count to 12). Kys, turkroach.

>>36794758
You should watch star wars or black swan.

>>36794825
>then why do Britbongs measure their weight in stone
they literally don't do that. stop looking for excuses for you stupid post, just accept that you're stupid and inferior to me, which you are.

Why hasn't the obvious been posted yet?
>Oh I'm into taller guys
Why?
Not in an accusing way, not in an aggressive way, just genuinely be interested and ask why. 90% of women will make themselves like like a fucking retard trying to justify their preference, which no one should have to do but women are dumb and will try anyway.
Unless she's one of the few quality women you just flipped the script and made her have to justify herself, not you having to justify your height.

>>36794830
Look* fuck off autocorrect

>>36794759
>projecting this hard

Lol maybe that's your reasoning for staying "friends" with a woman, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

>>36794830
Why do you prefer THICC girls? Or whites? Or Asians/Latinas/niggers/ whatever? Or blondes vs brunettes?

>>36794828
Will do, thanks. Bye bye nofap

6'2 checking in. I always fuck with people and tell them I'm 5'9. My brother who is also 6'2 also does this.
>Pro: guys who are 5'11 or so and always lie about being 6' freak out every time.
>Con: Gf thinks I'm an idiot and she is 5'10-5'11

>>36794824
My only concern is that I play on a sport team, and I wouldn't be able to wear the lifts while on the field. And I figure my teammates would notice my height difference when we meet off the field

>>36794829
They literally do, read any British newspaper. You faggots don't even have a space program. Call me when you walk on the moon.

>>36794830
9 out of 10 will say "I just do."

>>36794639
I'm 5'11 and have never matched on tinder or bumble

>>36794775

You are a good man, but you dont need me to tell you that.

>>36794738
He said permanent gains not something you can get back. So once you gain height you can't get those gains back. There's your choice, gains or height.

>>36794836
Ah, that is a pickle. You'll have to make up for it by not being a douche like me then.

>>36794833
I don't prefer body types, just personality ones
>>36794838
Then give them a funny look like they just did something wrong and say "okay..." and disengage.
I should be clear that at this point its pretty clear you're dealing with a shallow slut so I'm completely uninterested in fucking them, this is just designed to fuck with them

>>36794835
5'9 is quite the steep drop. Why don't you say 5'11 or 6'?

>>36794838
>You are trying to have sex with this mannequin

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>>36794643
*several months pass*

>B-but i'm 6'0 in shoes

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>>36794821
i have to convert meters and kg to feet and pounds so I can have a conversation on /fit/.
Each time someone says 130 lbs or 400 lbs I have to go convert it.
It's fucking retard

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>>36794843
Like this? (pic related)

>>36794638
The girl was just messing with you you idiot. She wanted to see if you were insecure, and you clearly failed.

>>36794847
1 pound = .45 kg.

(x*.5)-(x*.05)
x*.05 is just x*.5 moved over one decimal place

Jesus Christ, no wonder America's the world's only superpower. You faggots can't even do basic math.

>>36794848
If you aren't trying to be autistic then no. Smile and ever so slightly furrow your brow, not like you are disgusted but dissapointed (not in her choice but lack of opinion on it). Keep being nice but like I said make an exit within the next minute or two, stay interested until she says "I just do" and then lose all pretense of interest. The funny part is this isn't actually fake; you suddenly don't give a fuck about her now that you can't fuck, and if you were interested in her as a person before it was a sham.

>>36794851
Sounds complicated. Where did you learn all this?

>>36794850
Ok, convert 273 lbs to kgs
Tell me how long you take...

>>36794853
~124 kg. Literally 2 seconds.

>>36794852
The mean streets of Compton.

>>36794852
Life? If she is shit testing you first its fair game to flip it. Its not even a hard question, that one guy asked me and I immediately had a response, as shitty or great as it may be. What kind of answer is "I just do" in any area of life, especially in preference; "I just do" have sex with strangers based on a template in my head regardless of how I feel about them? If a women can't even attempt to justify why she feels about something this relevant and important to the matter at hand, than what the actual fuck is going through her head on a daily basis?

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>>36794703
>Trade away muscle
>Have almost none so I become super weak
>Use the deal to decrease height and become a 5 foot tall trap

>>36795006
>trade height for muscle
>become 5' tall dwarf god
>use superhuman strength to rape you senseless

>>36794643
you're a backup or an emotional tampon in reserve for if she scares off some other betas

>>36794742
>>36794790


manlet here, you guys are heroes thank

>>36794638
Man, life seems pretty rough for you, my fellow robot.

>>36794978
Those are rhetorical questions right? I can't answer any of them. Maybe if I had as much life experience as you, but sadly I don't

>>36795251
Why are you roasting me? Its not at all unreasonable to know what you want and why, especially over the simple and little things. Any answer is acceptable, only not having is wrong

>>36794676
This is true. I'm only 5'11'' but I have the frame of a lanklet and women call me tall. Being super skinny just makes them think you're taller for some reason.

>>36794695
This guy know's what's up. All she knew was that she wasn't attracted to you. Women will report men they are less attracted to as being shorter and men they are more attracted to as being taller.

>>36795309
It's fun watching you demonstrate the proper technique for sucking your own dick

>>36794748
If you don't do this you're autistic. Everyone rounds to the nearest inch.

>>36794638
should've asked her to lend you her heels

>>36794638
You should have insulted her first OP

>>36794750
you were pressing on her bladder, mate

>>36795386
So you admit that you enjoy watching dick get sucked? Okay...

>>36795537
And the squirt was piss.
Kek.

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6'3

weird autistic body language makes me stick out like a sore thumb

girls will approach me, but quickly realize im a huge sperg and then walk away

the only success I have is when im completely smashed and too drunk to be autistic

>>36794800
i'm pretty sure an 8" dick would hurt most woman, mate

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>>36794638
Any more pics of her?

Origini

>>36795686
That depends on how thick it is, anon.

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>be me
>18
>be 6'2
>height isn't my problem
>shoe size is 18 US
>everyone thinks I probobly have a planet splitting dick
>dick is only 5.5-6

Why is God so cruel?

I'm 5'10'', can I get away with saying 6'0''? I'm actually not insecure about my height or anything, but it's a card to play if it's the only thing between me and a hookup.

it's called a shit test

realize you're worth more, unless you yourself think otherwise and show it

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I'm 6'4 and rated 7-8/10, only kissed one girl because it was in a club.

No relationships, never been hugged or loved, girls just don't really like my personality.