HOLY FUCKS LADS IVE STRUCK GOLD >live in country in middle

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HOLY FUCKS LADS IVE STRUCK GOLD
>live in country in middle of nowhere
>come from wealthy farmers
>dad worked hard his whole life
>mom raised me
>only child
>im autistic as fuck
>they make me go to college
>pretend to do good
>first fucking day on break
>get a knock at door
>its the police
>"Im so sorry anon but both your parents were involved in a fatal accident this afternoon
>tfw felt eerie joy of relief
>fast forward a couple weeks
>learn that i am inheriting the farms
>after taxes and everything im set to inherit 35 million
>thirty fucking five million
>holyshit.jpeg
>drop out of college
>setting myself up for a permanent NEET
My parents always acted like i was a burden and i never felt like i was worthy enough to carry their lastname, so i am not too bothered by them passing. It gets lonely, yes. I plan on remodeling the house to make it comfy as fuck. Gonna spend some cash to make a sweet battlestation, hella games, gonna buy guns, a truck, and invest about 100k in stock. Living by myself, i can afford to live without working for the rest of my life in the middle of nowhere bothered by noone.

This is paradiso my fellow robot anons. AMA