Someone offers you a button.
Every time you press it, your chance of developing an extremely debilitating 6 months to live terminal illness within 1 year increases by 1 in 5,000, but your chance of getting a 10/10 partner that loves you within 1 year also increases by 1 in 5,000 each time.
How many times do you press it?
>>36789836
1/50000 = 0.00002
0.00002 * 250000 = 50 %
I would press it 250000 times, so i ether die alone or happy.
I'd press it non stop until he misery ends.
Hopefully i get cancer tumors all over and die in a day.
>>36789836
>press button 4,999 times
>hit jackpot by kek granting me the best digits of my life
>no disease
>10/10 gf
>leave this hell
>>36791457
This is not how probability works
>>36789836
well im suicidal, so i dont think it matters how many times I press it.
press it, I'll die in some months. perfect.
press it, I might get a perfect wife. perfect
its a win win for me.
>>36789836
5001 times, dying quickly AND unalone are literally the two biggest things on my wishlist