/britfeel/

Trying to work up the energy to have a shower lads

>>36789612
Why do you need to work up that kind of energy? Showers feel great.

what's a good bass guitar

>haven't made sex in about four years
>confidence non existent
>female friend tells me to go on tinder
>fuck it, yolo?
>run out of likes
>shell out 6 quid something
>exhaust the small pool in this no horse region I'm visiting with said friend
>zero matches
>properly suicidal
>do a dry run in largish US city
>scores of matches
>fair few messages and super likes
>averages around 6/10 girls, some uggos, some solid 8s
>no effort pics on my end. zero airbrushing and general autistic rambling in description bit
>literal justbeyourself.jpg mode
>go back to large city I live in this weekend

Am I a normie???

Haha. Seriously though, I'm scared you guys. What if those matches in the US were just flukes or outliers or trolls or basic anglophiles? What if nobody in my city likes me?

I guess if worst comes to worst, I could always become a circuit lecturer and get a job in the US

(repost from dead thread)

>>36789641
>being naked and seeing your disgusting body feels great
not for me

>>36789648
what's you're budget?

>>36789648

One that doesn't make any sound.

>>36789648
Depends on your budget. On the low end people tend to recommend the Squier Vintage Modified line as well as the Ibanez SR300 line. Above that people tend to go to the Made in Mexico standard line. Above that it's mostly preference and you should go and try them out to see what works best for you.

lads anyone remember a short kids film back in the day and the whole premise was that there was this lad who one day woke up in a dress and couldn't take it off or something and had to wear it to school?

can't for the life of me remember what it was called and can't find anything on google

it was called like Daniel's Dress or something

>>36789738
think you might have dreamt it lad

>>36789738
Holy shit I remember reading a book like that in school. He got all distressed because he had to do P.E in a dress and shit.

>>36789738
That would be a uniform violation there and he'd be send home. Also why didn't he just put shit on over the top of it.

>>36789751
it sounds like the sort of fetish shit some freak might write these days but it was shown to kids like me way back in the early 2000s

>>36789756
possibly, I think it was a book first and then got made into a film, probably by the BBC - David Walliams has recently written a book with a similar premise but it's definitely not that

>>36789763
it was a magic dress and also a children's story you autistic mongoloid

>home alone
>drink a shit load of vodka
>add water so it doesnt look like i drank any

who devilish here

can you start posting

>>36789846
Are you me 15 years ago?

>>36789846
>drink loads of strongbow
>piss in the bottle so it looks full again
>put it back in the fridge

>>36789846
>drink loads of Guinness
>take a dark black shit the next morning
Truly devilish

>try anal for the first time last night
>just constantly feels like I need to shit
>anus hurts this morning

ffs lads 25 bong on this dildo down the drain

How do I go about building a social life from scratch I have literally no friends

>>36789846
>drink loads of Baileys
>fill the bottle with big cums so no one notices

>>36789923
Was it too big
Did you use lube

holy shit lads asda is doing half price frijj milkshakes and the cookie dough one is fucking orgasmic

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I should really buy a bookcase or some shit for storage in my room. Would hopefully stop me leaving shit all over the floor.

Also post Waifus

Just took a look at /bant/ it's pure cancer

>>36789612
Did it lads, feel much better. Seeing my 85 yr old granddad soon, anything you lads want me to ask him?

>>36790044
Didn't realise they got around to adding it tbqh. Sounded horrific just from the concept.

>>36790052
Do pubes really fall out when you get old

>>36790052
ask him what he thinks of the /goodfellas/ trailer

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>>36790041
I have a bookcase, a wardrobe, a chest of drawers and three end tables in my room; I still leave shit on the floor

>>36790052
Ask him who his waifu is

>>36790068
It's full of one word spamming threads

>>36790044
what's /bant/?

>>36790052
Who's his favorite serial killer.

>>36789936
Actually no idea. I just got lucky that I have them leftover from school. I just inherited one group from being friends with this one guy who met all of them and the other are people that I used to play Halo with years ago.

I'll have to alter the questions slightly so he doesnt think I'm retarded
>>36790085
I'll ask about hair lose in general and see if I can lead him there
>>36790087
I'll ask him if he knew people growing up that got blacked
>>36790095
I'll ask him his #1 celeb crush

>>36790104
Click the announcement at the top of the screen then follow the link

>>36790119
Celebs aren't waifus tho, waifus are fictional

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>>36790041
i'm the same but I always know where something is, it's on floor with rest of my stuff

how do you kiss? i've never done it before and i don't want to fuck it up when i do eventually have my first kiss.

>>36790257
no need to worry you'll never have your first kiss

>>36790257
You both stick your tongues out as far as you can and wriggle them against each others

I understand why people go teetotal now lads, fucked everything with my oneitis last night

>>36790329
Were you at a party or something
Because if you were you need to get out >>36790293

a girl finally likes me and wants to date me for the first time in my life but she's skinny which is a bit of a problem since i have a fat fetish. why do i get the worse luck?

>>36790352
Is Spoons normie?

>>36790293
Sorry didn't mean to give you that last (you)

>hasnt replied to me in 3 days
>posting shit on fb about her bf and love etc
should I just block the bitch?

>>36790395
Delete your Facebook it's just info mineing and narcissism

fucking non whites

>>36790537
What's a matter m80

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Don't mind me just posting cheese pizza

>>36790553
its really pissing me off seeing them on my way to work, wish they would just let us have our country back

how did I miss this vote thing????

didn't get anything through the door or anything

>>36790572
What vote?

>>36790569
Yeah how dare brown people exist

>>36790590
fuck off paki

>invade someone elses country
>get upset when they get mad

>>36790577
just read that

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/local-election-results-ukip-loses-every-seat-it-had-in-night-that-could-spell-disaster-for-the-party/ar-BBALbgF?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=iehp

>>36790572
>>36790577
Local elections
The torys were all ways going to win anyway

>>36790593
Stay mad it's funny to me

>>36790618
where are you going to move next and destroy after you and your family destroy this country?

>>36790629
>implying
I wish I could see you, looking at people cry over race gives me a hearty chuckle

>>36790629
I love how idiots speak in complete hyperbole

you INVADED our country and are DESTROYING britain
are you a TRAITOR? Why do you HATE Britain?

Communist tactics desu

Meanwhile they've wasted their own lives and want to blame someone elese

>>36790665
how has this country not been invaded? please inform me, because it will be a majority non white nation soon enough, how is destroying our culture and ethnic population not destroying britain?

if you support these things i dont know how you can consider yourself anything but a traitor who hates this country, you are wilfully destroying it

>gently threw a small stone towards my cat and it hit him the face
kaz...im already a demon

>>36790689
I really hope you apologied

>>36790711
we cool, he's curled up on my lap right now

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>>36790689
>Cats loitering in my garden making my dog uncomfy
>chuck a tennis ball out of my window to scare them away
>hit one of them in the face

>>36790686
Sources required mate
Inb4 some info graphic with no source

>>36790716
Glad to hear it
>>36790718
I did a similar thing only it was ham

>>36790719
birth rates of people in britain
last census

those 2 things

>>36790744
>87.2% of britains are white British

Oh shit son were a minority!

Kek

>>36790769
t. guy who ignored birth rates

>>36790718
Is pic related called helper or apu

>>36790744
>OH NOES THE SCURRY BLACK MEN ARE GOING TO STEAL MY WHITE WOMYNS

you need to chill out lad, imagine being this paranoid

>White Christian windowlickers still in charge of everything
Ah yes, the great invasion.

>>36790777
You mean the children that will be born in Britain and will grow up as British children in a British culture?
Look at second and third generation families in American you dumb dumb.

What parts of British culture do you think are at threat anyway? Or does it literally come down to "British should be white"

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>>36790809
Them truck bois the best bois

>>36790822
>will grow up as British children in a British culture?

they will not be british, ethnically or culturally, non white children and non white communities are inwards and isolate themselves off from british culture to form their own

think im in a manic period lads, even shitty jokes send me into hysterical laughter right now

>>36790822
Wew lad. What generation was that paki who killed people in London just a few months ago?

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>>36790822
>Look at second and third generation families in America

the america that has an incredible race problem with non whites destroying and destablising their country?

>britain shouldnt be white

white countries for every one!

>>36790827
There is something about redneck girls that I just love idkw

>>36790844
Kek it's not the foreigners that'll kill british culture but the white youth in this country not giving a fuck about british heritage

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>>36790851
if only we could nice post them them into niceness

>>36790822
>Look at America, the country with the highest racial tensions
Mhm

>>36790882
without foreign influences it would be much easier to educate them, look at the way blacks have indoctrinated the white youth with various stupid gangster things and rapping

A go for lunch and I return to race chat again. Haven't you all done this a million times by now.

>>36790849
What generation was Raul moat?


also

>classism and discrimination is fine AS LONG AS ITS BETWEEN WHITES

face it Britain has changed in the past thirty years and will keep changing just as every other developed country is and will do

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>>36790884
I believe anon. I believe we can we just need to fill this thread with as much cute niceness as possible
LET'S GET POSTIN' LADS

>>36790899
>its blacks who made lower class white thing families

O I am laffin

>these retards want to defeat terrorism, ethnic and cultural diversion with "niceness"

>lovely day, think ill spend an hour in the garden with my dog
>take him outside and bring some toys for him
>hes running and sniffing around
>a guy in the garden next to us comes outside with his puppy on a lead, must have just gotten it
>it starts barking at my dog
>my dog gives no fucks, never pays attention to barking and just keeps playing
>guy stands there for 5 minutes before saying "you wanna go inside so my dog will stop barking"
>reply "you trying to get yourself stabbed?"
>he says "fuck off cunt" and goes back inside

nobody messes with my puppers play time. living in a shitty council estate has really toughened me up

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mfw I fucking love eating pussy and my gf texts this morning saying she's desperate to get my tongue in her tonight

>>36790931
>white youths
>being chav gangster faggots before blacks started doing it here

underage please

>>36790899
I'm a white early 20s male and only listen to rap so u have a point desu

Thinly veiled what are you listening to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU

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***********Ignore race posting *******
***********imbrace waifu posting*****

>>36790937
>guy stands there for 5 minutes before saying "you wanna go inside so my dog will stop barking"
>his dog was causing the problem
>he wanted you to clear off

What the fuck lad, if anything it should have been a really good chance for him since your pupper seemed fine, to ask if you'd help him socialise his pupper a bit safely to try and get it used to other dogs

>>36790933
Yes you posting irrelevant racist comments on one minuscule thread on a tiny corner of a website that only a ridiculously small amount of people visit is "fighting terrorism" you self gratifying dickhead

lads, if i get help and get on some meds will be forever known as the 'nutter' in my family?

>>36790937
Wow you escalated that quick

>>36790946
>thugga

Top taste lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x3g8BGH_io

>>36790965
Only if you tell them about it

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Anybody up for comfy Britfeel on a lovely sunny day

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Where are you anon. Move to Devon already. Let's end the normie menace

>>36790960
converting the people in this thread into wanting to protect their nation is only a good thing, you may think its small but the effect has ripples, the people who understand the need to protect their country will go out and influence people around them, the ripple grows bigger and bigger, any victory is a victory and i want to help my brothers in this thread to try and protect our country

>>36790981
Honestly didn't realise it was sunny today
t. Pastey shutin

>>36790985
Instead you're just pissing people off, you aren't changing anyone's mind.
In fact I'm gonna start donating to refugee shelters just to annoy you

>>36790965
I am more the black sheep in a family of nutters

>>36790958
most people in my area dont even know that dogs need socialisation, they just assume that walking it for 5 minutes a day is enough
so many shitty staffies around here

>>36791011
It's not the staffies fault really its the owner's

I both love and hate dog posting. I love it cause dogs are great but hate it cause it reminds me that I don't have one.

>>36791011
family next door to me assume leaving their dog in the back garden counts as walking it, constant barking from the dog who wants to get back in, it occasionally bites them though when they do eventually try to let it back in which i can hear and always provides me with laughs

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>>36791003
Get out there enjoy about of sun you might bump into a nice meme

>>36791011
Its the same everywhere pisses me off I love dogs but really getting fed up with people who just think get a dog it will be nice and cant be arsed to train it shit

Jumped in a bush when drunk last night and now i have a big rash

>>36791094
Why can't you get one
Orange ale

>>36791103
I really really like this image. Like a lot

>>36791119
I work all day so it would be home alone and I'd feel bad for it. Also I live with family and they'd probably get annoyed.

>>36791135
Save it friend it's all yours :)

>>36791139
Perhaps you could get a cat?

>>36791155
They're just worse than dogs in every way though. It wouldn't be the same. Maybe when I get my own place I'll see if it's more viable.

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bloody hell the roofs come off

>>36791177
Don't want to alarm you mate but your bloody roof has come off

Just had hallucination where there was a buzzing (that I thought was a listening device) coming from my leg so gone and cut it open, luckily the knife was blunt so couldn't do much damage

>get good boy money from mummy and put it in the bank
>almost all of it spent on things I spent last month bookmarking

>called by a number I don't recognise so I don't answer
>they keep calling but don't bother to ever leave a message or text me

>>36791201
Thats probably quite a good way to do it though. If you still want it a month later you know it's not just an impulse buy.

Why don't you just get your parents to arrange your marriage?

>>36791217
i don't answer if i don't know the number then i put them on the auto reject list

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finals in 3 days lads, bit stressed

pIease respond im worried

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>>36791328
>been NEET for 4 years
>starting uni in september

bit stressed

Lads, I'm getting near my breaking point, 5 months I've been applying for jobs, all kinds of jobs on different sites, apprenticeships and trainee roles too. I get no responses apart from the occasional automated response that you've been unsuccessful. What the fuck do I do?

Iads pIease

>>36791368
what degree mate

>>36791369
What's your portfolio like?
What kind of experience?
You might need to fluff your CV up a bit, volunteer somewhere, do work experience for a couple weeks etc

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>>36791103
>>36791143

from /s4s/ someones been robin and truck boying on there

http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5373065/
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5373079/
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5373065/

>>36791390
I'm doing a foundation year since I've been out of education for so long but I can progress onto

>Information Technology Management for Business BSc (Hons)
>Information Technology and Data Science BSc (Hons)
>Computer and Digital Forensics BSc (Hons)
>Computer Networks and Cyber Security BSc (Hons)
>Computer Science BSc (Hons)
>Computer Science with Animation, Graphics and Vision BSc (Hons)
>Computer Science with Artificial Intelligence BSc (Hons)
>Computer Science with Games Development BSc (Hons)
>Computer Science with Web Development BSc (Hons)

I'll probably end up just doing computer science 2bh

>>36791423
do the easiest one lad

>>36791404
I've had it evaluated several times and I'm worth 23-28k a year, but I don't even hear back from the shit jobs.

>>36791423
Id do Digital Forensics or Cyber Security sounds real interesting
Id recommend doing the web development then you might be able to get some neet pennies
working from home
Surely you can switch after first year any way

Lads it's finally fucking happened. I graduated uni in september and I should have been looking for post grad jobs but I enjoy my shitty supermarket retail job too much too leave and they're looking at promoting me to a team leader. I'm forever doomed to retail life

about to clean my room and organise my bookshelf, just kill me

about to kilI myself

Now then lads, wagecuck here about to go on lunch. Do I go with the usual Sainsbur's own fantastic Chicken with Pork, Sage and Onion Stuffing sandwich or do I branch out and get a curry or a pot noodle?

OR there's a Barnacles across the road, maybe a Chip Butty?

>>36791466
Could you oput uni off a year doing team leader even in retial could really help you getting jobs after uni

>>36791442
do you have any experience
there may be no reason you keep getting rejected looking for jobs is just like that

>>36791547
Used to work in Sainsburys and let me tell you the best meal you can get

15 slice pack of Sainsburys Chorizo
65p cheese topped rolls

>>36791555
I have experience in several different sectors, I'm not a neet.

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>>36791508
take some normies with you
cheer up lad have a chip butty

Has anyone read any books on stoicism that you could recommend? Seems like an interesting topic.

>>36791559
A cheeky Chorizo sarnie? Interesting, how is it?

>>36791574
you don't books lad, just suppress all emotions

>>36791584
Delicious lad, extremely filling for 1.65 quid

>>36791599
I'll test and come back to you.

>>36791566
keep at it
have you tried using agencies I got almost all my work through them

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>>36789541
If it's white it aint right edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful long black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>tfw remembering how my only ever gf used to call me pooh bear
>no one's called me that in 4 years now and no one will ever do it again

I fucking miss it

>insurance companies asking what you plan on using your car for
>there's no "I've spent the last few years hiding in my room, but I kinda thought getting a car would let me escape this shithole town and do stuff, to be honest that's as specific as it gets" option

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>>36791631
>gf used to call me pooh bear

>>36791657
because I have a 'cuddly' body type lad

>>36791574
Surely the first thing you look for is Aurelius

>>36791647
Just say personal use, going to the shops. It's normally an option on insurance forms

>>36791675
>because I have a 'cuddly' body type lad

Is this the male version of "bubbly personality"?

>>36791610
not him but I like to put chorizo in the frying pan with some mixed herbs and mozzarella then put it in some bread. Sainsbury does a nice sunflower and spelt bread which goes well with it

>>36791574
Hagakure
Meditations

considering doing daytime drinking lads.
I still have 2 cans from last night

Lovely day outside. I wish it could always be this pleasant, without the threat of our national health service being dismantled, sold to US corporations, and the threat of being charged hundreds of bongs just for scans and checkups alone.
American health care scares me desu. They pay 100s for bandages and 1000s for scans. No joke, look it up for yourself if you don't believe me, and we'll probably end up in a similar way too..

>>36791719
If the NHS goes that shit I might just leave tbqh. I want to be in control of whether or not I die, not the amount of money I have.

>>36791625
You're slackin lad, you should be be first after op

>>36791737
Me too. Back to pajeet homeland for me.
Being dual nationality is great.
You get the option of living in 2 countries
And no one dares (turns into Goodfellas bit)

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>>36791753
no, no I don't think so

>>36791719
> sold to US corporations

Good. The NHS is a disgrace

>and the threat of being charged hundreds of bongs just for scans and checkups alone.

Insurance

>I can't afford insurance

Tough shit. It's not our job to pay for your way in life

>>36791719
gonna out in a few minutes for a wonder and some cans

NHS has saved my life I can not work I could never get health insurance id be fucked without NHS

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>>36791753
w-what? hahahaha what the fuck? (laughs nervously)

>>36791782
>Tough shit. It's not our job to pay for your way in life

Never use roads or public services because someone else paid for you to use that

>>36791761
I ain't got shit for that though. Entire family for like 4 or 5 generations was born and bred within like a 10 mile radius if that. Theres a lot of Irish/Italian shit past that but it's just at American levels of clinging to heritage you have no part of.

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>>36791782
>Good. The NHS is a disgrace
n-no it's not! Are NHS is a godsend!

God save our NHS, wonderful even if it is a mess, God save the NHS (sung to God save the Queen)

>Insurance
Living

>Tough shit. It's not our job to pay for your way in life
This is not a fucking joke anon

>>36791696
I don't know lad

I'm a tall lad and chubby, and whenever I've got to know girls they always want to cuddle with me or basically use me like some bloody cushion. Hence why my ex gf called me pooh bear. Unfortunately I'm a sperg so apart from her I've always gone spaghetti with other girls.

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>>36791810
Marry me and lets go live in India.
They have a strangely burgeoning gay scene.

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Pajeet land confirmed autists. It truly is the motherland.

>>36791859
that indian dads and sons page was fucking hilarious

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>>36790041
>tfw one of my altcoin investments mooned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo

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Where's that sainsburys lad. Dude I went and they had no cheesey buns left, I had to settle for some shit sub rolls. I mean look at this pathetic thing, I already had one and it was a disappointment. You let me down bro..

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I wouldn't fit in in a pajeet land. I like it here.
How am I going to get beef burgers and lamb burgers in the dead of night in fucking india?!!?

>>36791888
>literally chorizo and bread

The cheese topped rolls are the pillar of the sandwich

>>36791859
who gave Indians access to facebook, the way they talk is unbelievable

>>36791886
i hate you madoanon!

Not sure I can cope with another 9 hours before I get my tongue in a vagina

Is lad on a diet here? if so how's the first day going? remember don't choose to be fat, choose to be something better

>too lethargic to even play games anymore, just watch twitch streams all day
ffs how did it get this bad

>>36791898
I knew without the foundation of the meal I was fucked immediately but I thought I'd still go ahead anyway. I'll do it right next time boy.

>>36791930
My god lad you poor thing? Can any of you lads even imagine going a whole 9 hours before eating the mad snatch. I can't even begin to think of it. hahahah. When I was in Shagaluf I had a pussy every 30 minutes. LADS LADS LADS.

>>36791958
play a game with me anon

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seems legit

the whole beta and alpha thing on 4chan is retarded. im glad us brits rarely use these terms or if we do, we use them correctly. yanks think that being fit automatically makes you alpha.

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I cannot be arsed pretending to enjoy being social tonight but I turned down like the last 3-4 things so I have to go to keep up appearances.

Gonna take up fishing again, it will get me out the house for a while

fucking hell. i have been posting on the rest of r9k because i am bored. yanks are so fucking retarded when it comes to women. im glad people here have some fucking sense.

>>36789923
take a shit before and ignore the feeling and just stick it in and out fast that hurts a bit but feels good at the same time

Looks like I didn't get that job... fml...

>>36792118
Same.. one of my friends mother passed away 2 weeks ago so I have to be there for moral support I guess. Otherwise I'd just be a shut-in. They wanna do beer garden later today, I'll just get drunk and then 'go to the toilet' get a taxi home

Weather is pretty nice now though so I guess it's a bonus.

>>36792198
What job was it
Something

>>36792212
I wish people invited me to things

>>36792225
shift leader in supermarket.
had interview a week ago, thought it went good and the online status changed to accepted... looked today and it says unsuccessful... they didn't even call me yet... fuck I need money

>>36792183
You say that like we're a bunch of ladykillers. How can they be that much worse?

>>36792212
Similar thing to me but the pub they've chosen is a shit one and I've got to watch my mates shitty band. It's better than when hey want to go clubbing though I guess.

>>36792238
Oh they've stopped inviting me over the past year to stuff because they know I'll just say no or come up with some excuse not to go out.

>>36791353
who's not responding lad. and what's causing you to worry

>>36792267
>It's better than when hey want to go clubbing though I guess.
I feel like I did this in my teens and early 20's so much that its out of my system. I find no enjoyment of going on a night out 'clubbing' now. If I HAVE to I'll just go in with them and then once they're distracted I'll just leave.

>>36792270
That's not good. Spending too much time alone is bad for your mental health

Lads, every time I bring up phlegm from my lungs I can taste a sort of iron-y taste like blood.
Did I fuck myself up by smoking heavily for the last 10 years?

>>36792267
obviously we are not lady killers but people here dont have extremely retarded views about women (obvs the odd fella does but the majority dont).

people on the rest of r9k have retarded views like all women solely care about looks and if someone is good looking they fuck them straight away

you obviously get the odd slags but they dont reflect all women.

people here know what they are talking about and will say women want a guy who is fun, has good banter, dresses well, good job.

I've had that garbage pop punk song stuck in my head all day that goes
>I don't wanna waste my time
But instead I've changed the lyrics to
>I just wanna kill my self

>>36792297
I've never enjoyed it. I just rotate between going for a fag, having a piss and standing in line for the bar before I leave.

>>36792332
>women solely care about looks and if someone is good looking they fuck them straight away

thats pretty true though

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most robots think that their jobs and wimmin are being stolen.

JUST FUCKING GO OUT THERE AND GET THEM YOURSELF FFS

>>36792351
Not really, there's money and social status too

>tfw waiting on money
fuck sake the car I'm looking at might sell before I get it

>>36792381
You just reminded me I gotta book my piece of shit in for an MOT. Just what I wanted.

>>36792351
its not though. if you're a spazz they wont bother. also most women dont just fuck anyone because they are good looking. most women are not into casual sex.

it just seems like a lot because there is always one slag lurking about.

why is there so much pro-tory bias in the news?
Literally the fucking BBC and all the big newspapers are smearing Labour and sucking Conservative dick.

Am I missing something? Do we stand to gain something by having corrupt rich cronies lord it over us financially and via media?

>>36792374
not for casual sex especially not in your early 20s

>>36792286
got finals in 3 days

>>36792415
>most women are not into casual sex.

this is like the young adult version of the "girls dont masturbate"
im pretty sure girls fuck just as much if not more theyre just afaid for being judged for it

>>36792462
Do women even enjoy sex, I mean penisis are disgusting and to have someone put on inside you is just weird and gross

>>36792419
is it just the thought of the finals causing you to worry or have you not bothered with revision. i've never been to uni t.b.h. didn't even get any gcse's, but i would have thought if you've paid attention and done your homework you should be right enough

Joni Mitchell is literally the greatest musical artist to have ever lived.

>>36792509
i studied more than anyone on my year but im paralyzed by the very though of the exams and i fall into this loop that i think im gonma fail no matter what

i want this to be over tb h

>>36792462
they really dont lad. they have a lot of sex but they usually do it with a sexual partner/bf, not with random guys who they have just met or messaged them on a dating site.

women are fucking cruel to other women for being slutty so most feel shameful if they fuck straight away. you need to normally at least go on one or two dates before they will fuck.

women typically want relationships over casual sex too. most people have had casual sex at some point but they usually feel shameful about it.

as i said, there are women who have casual sex a lot but they the minority.

>>36792580
so how did tinder create a million dollar industry

>>36792595
By fooling lonely men into believing their lies

>>36792580

There's just more risks associated with women having casual sex than men. For a man, having sex with a woman is basically always gonna feel at least a bit good, even if they just starfish and let him go for it. For a woman, if the man doesn't know what he's doing it won't be fun at all, or it could be actively uncomfortable/painful. Add to that the huge social pressure on men to have sex, and on women to not have sex, and it's pretty clear why sexual dynamics work as they do. Women love sex, possibly more than men, but one night stands just aren't as likely to be good for them.

>>36792595
most women use it to date

>>36791859
>I'll wash your feet and drink the water
>that's fucked
Footfags BTFO

>>36792657
>DATE

hahahaha that's RICH

>>36792663
ask anyone that users tinder if you dont believe me

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>>36792671
they aren't dating on it you pleb
they just get a quick cock fix

>>36792691
>i have never used tinder or know anyone that users it

you have been on 4chan too much lad

>>36792671
nah you're definitely wrong about that bud, sorry.

So much bullshit being posted right now.

Woman are just as likely to be polyamorous or relaxed about sex as men are.

If a woman only has a one-night stand, its because the guy was bad in bed. if hes good in bed she will wanna fuck again.

Most woman these days, just like men. Start seeing someone and take it one date/night at a time, if they feel the guy is a good match - they stick around for either good sex or potentially a good comitted relationship (monogomous or not)

>>36792710
t. someone who has never used tinder

I use tinder. It's easy sex.

>>36792691
dated two girls on it

>>36792741
One of them wanted a relationship, the other wanted sex mostly.

>>36792734
i do use tinder. most girls say they want to date.

the odd girl was up for casual sex.

think it's time to ditch this normiezone

>>36792752
Where are those girls now?

>>36792759
Me to where are you going

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>>36792754
>b-but it says her profile she wants to date!

>>36792781
That's Nicholas Cage not John Travolta

>>36792781
nah, i speak to them.

if by easy sex you mean you get a shag at the end of the date, that isnt casual sex.

casual sex is when you literally meet up with a girl for the sole purpose of fucking and only fucking

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>still hungover

thinking of going teetotal lads

Sitting near the tranny at break during break and her female friend

Turns out he is trans
He's a big fan of drag
He goes to shows weekly and just went on a long tirade about the judging
He sounds like he has friends

Anyone know about drag competitions/scene in Manchester?

>>36792790
no it's john travolta under the mask

>>36792800
>it's not casual sex if you watch netflix
What is this drivel? You are in denial. The girls on tinder are sluts and I'm thankful for it, but I wouldn't be investing time and money into dating those whores.

>>36792810
You're not going to stalk him are you? Do you feel that he HAS to like you?

>>36792814
I love it when people with no experience talk in certaintys.

There's a really robot looking dude at the docks in Liverpool right now, it's not one of you lads is it?

>>36792814
>>it's not casual sex if you watch netflix

i mean, if you plan to meet up to hang out or go on a date, and you fuck, then it isnt casual sex, its means you dated and then fucked.

casual sex is when nothing else is established.

girls can still intend to date and be an easy fuck.

>>36792868
I don't think you know what casual sex is. It's non-commital, nsa, that's exactly what hooking up after a couple of dates is.

>>36792866
Not today. I am there a fair bit though. I like to sit on the waterfront and read a book on my lunch break.

>>36792868
Casual sex is where there's no commitment relationship wise, not just literal "do you wanna fugg?"
"sure"

>>36792904
so any sex outside of a commited relationship... that's a lot of the sex that young people have these days

>tfw waiting on my appointment to get assessed for autism

taking forever lads, but if i do end up having it then i could get my own place and live on good boy points
helps that i have a physical disability too

>>36792958
Uh yes, you spacker.

>>36792868
Why are you so defensive for random girls on a hookup app lmao

>>36792960
Wait a minute you can get disability payments for autism? ?

>>36792868
Are you 12 mate? Casual sex is....casual. As in you were watching some shit movie on netflex, got bored, then started doing dirty things.

>>36792985
if you have a condition which inhibits your ability to work and can prove this, then yeah
youll have to get assessed by a different group of people after a diagnosis to prove you arent fit for work too

>>36792964
Why are people calling women who have sexual sex sluts? When men who do the same are "alpha" Casual sex is OK. So are comitted relationships. Welcome to the 21st century now we are free of a lot of authoritarian controlling religions and laws.

>>36792985
Depends on how severe it is and how it affects you

>>36793010
casual sex* origig

>>36792904
but tbf, people never establish a relationships and then have sex. people always fuck at the dating stage.

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god damn lads why do we put up with the monotone life we have and just end it all with a morphine overdose.

>>36793010
>When men who do the same are "alpha" Casual sex is OK

Where the fuck do you think you are mate, men that do that are ostracized here

>>36793013
>be too autistic to socialise
>be not autistic enough to get out of working
Fuck sake

>>36793026
>the dating stage
That doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>36793010
So long as men who are virgins are mocked, women who sleep around will be sluts.

>>36793030
I'm really sure they do /s

>>36793056
>/s

>>>/reddit/

/britfeel/ - dating and relationships advice

>>36793052
And there will always be those who resort to name-calling and trying to cast shame on others due to their own insecurities and attempts to lift themselves up the social hierarchy

>>36793045
what does it mean then?

isnt it just two people seeing if they are right for each-other or like each-other?

it would be retarded if you entered a committed relationship with someone and you never even had sex with them

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For fuck sake why are doggos so good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>tfw someone uses the last teabag and doesn't refill them
Why am I always the fucker that has to refill the fucking tea bag pot? Covers my hand in shit. Also they replaced the kettle with one where the button is infinitely less satisfying to press.

just installed discord cause its all I ever hear about nowadays on the internet

literally one friend who I haven't spoken to in years and never really liked uses it, but no one else. fuck me,I'm going to have this installed for a week then uninstall it because I have no one to talk to with it

>>36793270
awwwww diddums!!! come here *hug*

>>36793100
No it isn't. That's "seeing someone". Dating is the step after that, prior to DTR but exlcusive unlike just seeing each other.
In general it goes
>hook ups
>seeing someone
>DTR
>dating (this is when you can call her your girlfriend)
>engagement
>marriage

Technically before the relationship is defined there is no exclusivity. Sex is present from the beginning. But you have to understand that this is how easy girls work, with girls worth marrying it's
>courting
>engagement
>marriage

In all honesty if you can't be with that person without having sex then you need to re-examine that relationship. Think about this conundrum, you meet the perfect girl but when you have your first child together her vagina is pulled inside out and rendered unusable. Now that you can't have sex with her, do you just break up with her? Of course not.

>>36791423
which uni are u at?

>>36793318
dating is when you are dating you fucking overthinking doop. you can be dating multiple people and not have entered a comitted relationship yet with either.

>>36793337
No, that's not what dating means. Just like seeing someone doesn't mean you only need to look at them.

>>36793318
i dont know if you're right

every girl i have been seeing has referred to it as going on a date and not us just seeing each other, and you start calling the persons your gf after the dating stage.

in fact, people here normally refer to seeing someone as the state after dating and you're calling them your gf.

i might be wrong but im purely going from personal experience.

>>36793349
Dating someone is going on dates.

No point in arguing over semantics. People mean multiple things by it, but if you say you are dating someone it's usually accompanied by "but it's not serious yet" but if it isn't - then I don't think anyone would infer that it is serious just because you said "dating" and not "seeing them"

>>36793357
Girls will do a lot of this to convince themselves they aren't slutty. Not falling for it will help you get more pussy in the long run.

>>36793318
Wrong. you are confusing "dating" with "being in a relationship" stop talking like you have experience and knowledge that you really don't. You're a pseud. You're acting like you are smarter or more experienced than you are.

>>36793367
>We're dating but it isn't serious

Ah I see. This is what someone does when they want to "have their cake and eat it". It's essentially just holding out for a better deal but not wanting to lose what they have. Very poor morals from these individuals - steer clear.

>>36793379
"in a relationship" only means you're exclusive, it doesn't describe the nature of that relationship

>>36793357
Yeah I've heard people say "seeing someone" with a more serious connotation than dating too.

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Posting Asian Man

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Diane abbott's only gone and done it again lads

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/05/diane-abbott-suffers-another-disastrous-interview-massively/

>>36793388
No it's that things haven't become serious yet.. people take time to get to know one another before becoming serious.

>poor morals
-- Judgemental guy here - steer clear guys.

>>36793395
<3 <3 <3
I'm so in love
who is this goddess?

>>36793401
absolute mad lady!

>>36793401
>when someone literally goes insane and no one wants to mention anything about getting her help in case they are accused of being racist

the state of this country

>>36793405
No it's because they don't want to feel guilty about what would constitute as cheating.
Funny you assume my gender too.

>>36793388
>"in a relationship" only means you're exclusive, it doesn't describe the nature of that relationship

it doesn't describe the nature of the relationship, but it doesn't necessarily imply you're exclusive. It does however imply that you're serious.

ex: be in multiple relationships with long-term partners, referring to them as "seeing/dating/in a relationship with" multiple people at once

go back to the dark ages.

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>>36793401
WHO FUCKING CARES DESU

ITS JUST A FUCKING DISTRACTION FROM REAL ISSUES

OOHH TEE HEE SOMEONE MADE A GAFFE!
LA DI DA A FUCKING FAUX PAS

WELL WHO GIVES A FLYING HAIRY SHIT?

>>36793424
It does because it's "a" relationship.

>>36793265
they are aren't they.

inb4 some chav and his thicko dog

>>36793417
Everyone's criticising her, even the guardian - Corbyn literally won't get rid of her though cause he smashed that gash

just ate a 1kg block of mature cheddar (cathedral city)

ask me anything related to that

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>dreamt about oneitis again
PLEASE FUCKING STOP

>>36793450
how often do you do this?

do you put sauces on it like mayo?

do you feel sick?

>>36793431
im not defending them but im pretty sure he could have not died in that situation.

>>36793421
Think that if you want - I'm clearly talking to someone soi clueless they don't know how clueless they are, so I'm gonna stop this conversation... No point talking to someone as stubborn as you

is it possible to be autistic, schizo and a normie? I think I've started to achieve it - in my 2 times clubbing I've had 4 girls approach me (I just danced with them then left) but still

>>36793450
y tho

seriously why? are you trying to put on weight, or do you not like living, or what?

>>36793431
what a way to go tbqh

>>36793469
I'm trying to help you capitalise on easy girls while remaining aware enough of them that you're not tricked into a relationship.

>>36793433
Then how can you be in a relationship with multiple people at once?

>>36793461
you can get free insulin from the GP in emergency situations
t. someone with diabetic parent

did I accidentally wander into /adv/?

>>36793460
>>36793476
this was the first time and because i found it at the back of the fridge, it expired two days ago but i wasn't going to let it go to waste
i feel a little sick to be honest

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Think I might jerk off, lads

>>36793499
does it look like women post on here

>>36793499
I remember I used to go to /adv/ all the time but it was like beeeurself tier shit

>>36793484
You're talking to the wrong guy. I'm not so stupid as to believe what you tell me when it goes against my own experience and knowledge

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vapourwave (british spelling) and ANGERY/SAD are the new forced memes of Britfeel.

Motion to pass to a vote the PM Sexy Kev on the floor (no idea what that means, just want to sound poncey and fash like those blokes wearing wigs and dresses in parlee-ur-munt)

>>36793486
Well for a start you're not in a relationship, you're in multiple relationships. But "polyamory" is a bit of a meme and you're basically not commited to any one person, so calling them relationships in the first place is beyond the pale.

>>36793458
>tfw never dream so can't even feel the sadness of this happening
Anxiety is the only emotion I have anymore.

>>36793530
I'd like to believe that but the chances are you'll end up getting engaged to a single mother.

>>36793530
and doesn't make any sense, to boot.

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It's really quite easy.

1. Get some anime image or moody landscape

2. Put some ambiguous words on it

3. Apply filters to make it look retro

4. Uhhh....

5. That's it.

>>36793504
you didn't answer whether you used any sauces you little cheesy shit

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Cartoon + Text + Filter = Vapourwave

Bonus points for random Japanese symbols and subversion of cultural icons

>>36793534
Sounds like you really understand polyamory /s

You can be comitted to multiple people.

>>36793554
no just the cheese with a glass of milk to wash it down

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Random screenshot + Bright colours = Vapourwave

Literally anyone can do it

How much do you have saved lads?

>>36793484
that would be me

i might have been wrong about the definition of casual sex but i dont think you're over complicating the definition of dating etc

i would prefer a girl that fucks me after a few dates than someone that makes me wait months.

>>36793575
>/s

Oh, I see. Nevermind then.

>>36793576
oh ok thanks hope you feel better

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This is a forced meme.
Please make sure to tell all your friends about the soul crushing existence of your British ennui

>>36793540
I have nothing to say to such stupidity.

Making assumptions intended as insults on my future when you know nothing about me... smarts!!!

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This counts as vapourwave?!?!

But it's just an amalgamation of graphical effects!

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>that awkward feel when people are arguing in thread as you're trying to post vapourwave

>>36793586
2 grand cash savings, 4 grand trading in crypto and 7 grand in other investments
I need more mates

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this is a forced meme

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It's piss-easy.

Can we vote this in now? It's breddy fugging gr8 if u ask me

>>36793648
isnt this pakipoo?

>>36793652
vaporwave was cool at first but it's become an edgy teenager le ebin depression meme, so no
and it has nothing to do with britain either

>>36793586
Theres like a fiver worth in coins in my draw.

>>36793644
>7 grand in other investments

which are?

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can this be a forced meme now too? it's the creator of the poleaboo character

>>36793665
more like waifoo


amirite?

>>36793612
It seems I have struck a nerve.

>>36793703
pretty sure poleaboo is by goodfellas poster

(goodfellas POSTER. not lad)