>ask a co-worker on a date >she makes up some excuse as

>>36789448
So what did you say or do that made her think that she was sexually harassed.

>>36789501
>"I just wanted you to know that you're gorgeous, and you'd make me the happiest guy in the world by going on a date with me."

>>36789448
how in the actual heck is that harassment

>>36789515
It made her feel uncomfortable and unsafe (I'm guessing).

>>36789448
I know this is fictional but that's not harassment. You can sue for unfair dismissal.

>>36789501
He's probably just ugly or low status so she felt insulted.

>>36789513
I hope this is the OP, this is exactly the sort of autism that I lurk this board for.

>>36789543
Right, because that totally ever works.

>>36789513

This is pretty creepy, you can't just talk to anyone like that.

Haven't you been told not to date people you work with?
I've had to tell girls I work with stuff to make them think I'm not interested. It sucks going against what you actually have an inclination for but if your job is important to you it's probably better to not escalate non work related things.

>>36789513
this is unironically creepy and i completely understand the claim of harassment

>>36789584
Honestly, I'm happier as a NEET, but still pissed that I have to look for other work now.

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>>36789513
That's honestly not that creepy? Maybe I'm retarded but I wouldn't see that as being harassed, it's kind of flattering even if the person saying it wouldn't be my thing.

>>36789567
>>36789588
Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to say, "You, me, date tonight"?

>>36789675
Something like "You seem pretty cool and I'd like to know you better if that's alright with you". What you shouldn't do is imply that you're oogling her and want her bad.

>>36789752
That just comes off as creepy and lacking confidence.

"Gee, if you didn't mind and had room in your schedule, would you mind going on a date? You can say no, and we could forget I ever asked. I was just wondering..."

>>36789448
>ask coworker on a date
found the problem there mate

>>36789513
this better be bait.
originally

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>>36789448
>ask a co-worker on a date
>asking co-workers ever.

>>36789769

Well look where your confidence got you, faggot.

>>36789785
>>36789801
Answer me honestly. Where else is a logical place to meet girls?

>>36789829
>Where else is a logical place to meet girls?
Through friends, massive gatherings, hobbies.

>>36789829
God damn this hurts to read.

>>36789513
It's honestly not that bad. The other anons are just socially retarded or baiting.

Why the fuck would you want to date your coworker anyways? I understand a lot of you fucks have never seen pussy irl, but general rule of thumb: Never date your coworkers. It never works out.

>>36789876

Yeah, the girl and the boss are a bunch of social retards.

First step is to not be ugly.

>>36789867
Is it because it didn't have any pictures? Want me to get a nice pop-up book for you? That'll be easier to read.

>>36789448

You are a fucking idiot.

NEVER ask someone out where there is professional business between you.

>>36789675

No you fucking moron , you're supposed to

a) stop doing that shit at work
b) if you like her so much then subtly flirt .
SUBTLY

SUBTLETY , look it up .

c) make a move on nights where you go out with co-workers for drinks or shit like that .

NEVER AT WORK
EVER.

>>36789513
That absolutely wouldn't be creepy if Chad said it.

>>36789940
Well then how am I supposed to meet girls?

>>36789989

Chad wouldn't say that .
Chad would tease her and play with her .
push and pull until she starts playing back
then he would pull the trigger.
you literally never see Chads asking co-workers out , out of blue . they prepare the soil first to make it fertile , then they shoot for a date .

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>>36789448
>>36789513
>>36789769

Haha oh wow

I see why you come to /r9k/ for advice

>>36789996

Literally anywhere else but work.

>>36789961
This
I've dated 5 girls at my work place. Never ever directly flirt, you can ask them to a group event with other coworkers that is always how it works. inb4 normie, listening to robots is how OP ended in this mess in the first place

>>36790007
>Chad would tease her and play with her .
>push and pull until she starts playing back
>they prepare the soil first to make it fertile , then they shoot for a date
That's some of the cringiest fucking horseshit I've read all day.

>>36790048

If that makes you cringe then go to a doctor because you're fucking retarded . that's literally how it works .

proof ?

1) I fucked a chick from work doing that
2) a friend of mine who is a chad gave me that advice .

>>36790048
No, he's right. That's how Chad flirts.

>>36789448
>ask a co-worker on a date
>she makes up some excuse as to why she can't
Same thing for me.

>>36790073
No, the way he worded it made want to gouge my eyes out.

>>36789448
Fake. Even anal retentive HR goons say the rule is asking twice.

>>36789594
Being a neet is living hell. I fucking hate some of the ways I've had to change. In some ways it makes me better. In other ways it's still the same. It's a fucking joke not having enough income to be considered a capitalist. How fucking bad did the previous generation fuck up that we all live this way? You can't even point fingers at why we can't improve it because there are already so many fingers pointed in different directions. It's almost like the story of babel. It's not different languages it's just the way the language wants to go. Divide and conquer. Even places that sorted out the wage thing have huge political problems to distract from it. It's really not a coincidence, those people get called cucks. Then the worse off people there who had grievances get even more problems while everyone else can sweep it under the rug. I really want to be optimistic about the future and what's going on but I'd profit more if the world had more chaos.
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>>36789588
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT HARASSMENT

>>36790088

Autism tends to make you react like that.

>>36790007
anon flirts with girl:
>"ew anon, don't touch me, wtf are you doing?"
>"I-i'm, u-uh, nothing, sorry"

>>36789867
You're an arsehole anon.

>>36789513
Anyone that is telling you it's not that that bad is probably a KHV. Chad wouldn't be dumb enough to say some shit either. Don't know about his chances but no. That's not cool anon. That's not how you ask a girl on a date. You sound like fucking Chris chan in his boyfriend free girl phase.

>>36790105
Or maybe my autism let's me see through the arbitrary nonse and realize someone doesn't have the slightest clue of what he's talking about.

>>36789513
>>36790146
Honestly if i were her i would of found that a bit profound, especially in a professional environment, but i have a feeling OP is LARPing when he says he got laid off over that single sentence, there must be more to it.

>>36790159

Dude . are you dense ?
Literally go out with a chad .

That's how they fucking flirt.
Unless you're in a club or a bar or shit like that
where you can be more direct,
EVERYWHERE else , everyone including the Chad tests the water first.

I'm also sure lots of people told you to not do it unless you're chad.

Get fucked you stupid normalfag fucker.

>>36790159
Not that guy, but that IS how you flirt. I don't flirt anymore because self-esteem issues, but when I did that's exactly how I learned to do it.

>>36790178
To get laid by saying some shit like that the girl would have to already like you. It's not smart to say shit like that before or while you are asking for a date. Hell I wouldn't say that on the first date. I would complement her once we're on a date but I wouldn't go overboard. Even if OP is just larping there's a lesson in this for all you KHV types out there.

>>36790188
A club or a bar is not the same as your workplace. Rejection at a bar has no consequences and some dumb intoxicated skank is going to have a different reaction. Stop being dense.

>>36790258
Some dumb intoxicated skank isn't date material, though.

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>>36789448
>>36789513
Lol this is f*kn gold if true, that's what dumb niggers get for ignoring my advice, which I give for the benefit of fellow robots out f the kindness of my robot heart

>>36790178
>would of
It's WOULD HAVE. WOULD + HAVE = WOULD'VE. This shit keeps popping up everywhere. IT'S WRONG. STOP.

>>36790258
>A club or a bar is not the same as your workplace

Yes.
Thanks for repeating what I said numbnuts.

>>36790276
no one hounestly gives a fuck you sperg

>>36790266
The only difference between the skank and your coworker is the day of the week.

>>36790285
And no one gives a fuck about you and your micropenis.

>>36790286
But we both work weekends.

>>36789961
OP listen to this guy, you subtly flirt to see if she flirts back ie is showing in you as well, and wait for the proper scale setting; I'm glad u got sacked OP, u deserve it, but try to grow from it, don't be a stubborn idiot

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>>36790307
Woah kiddo

>>36790314
>But we both work weekends.

I don't see how that fact has anything to do will the loads of chad cum she takes down her throat while not at work.

>>36790340
At least I know how to spell, buddy.

>>36789513
Life isn't a movie or tv show idiot, if u actually knew girls irl instead of objectifying them you'd know how fucked up this line is. Or you're so stupid that even getting fired for harassment hasn't convinced you you're wrong.

>>36789448
You're a fucking idiot for hitting on your co-workers.

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>>36789448
Read this image op, it'll help you.

He could have just asked for her number then texted her about meeting up sometime though. Dude was going 60 in a 10mph zone.

>>36789513
>>36789554
>>36789567
>>36789588
>>36790146
>>36790267
>>36790416
can someone logically explain what OP did wrong

I wouldn't say something like this but all I would be going on is the knowledge that normies get spooked easily by anything unusual so I wouldn't say anything unusual

I love these totally real stories that really happened IRL and not the twisted le epic XD imagination of shitposting faggot OP.

>>36790510
He wasn't casual enough. He said too much too soon. It was like a suicide mission. Those words aren't inherently bad but if you don't have some kind of rapport with that girl and she doesn't already want your dick it's going to immediately backfire. It did too in the worst possible way.

>>36790510
He came on way too strong in an inappropriate environment.

>>36790510

1) bad envirment.He didnt care about the place , but the girl apparently did .
2) came out too strong
3) did not test the waters to get a clue if she is responding to his advances or not .

>>36790510
He isn't attractive.

What op did wrong was fall for a stupid meme perpetuated by virtue signalling normalfags.

>Just be confident bro
>i guarantee you my ability to attract women has nothing to do with getting lucky genetically, it' a skill i acquired through lots of work.
>if i was 5'4 i'd still be getting just as much top tier poon.

>>36790626

Stop projecting , go to the corner with the other self-loathing losers and let us actually give him some realistic advice.

>>36790626
Realistically it was probably a bit of both

A legit 10/10 adonis could probably get away with it, but an average 7/10 good looking dude would probably still come off bad with a line like that, especially with what I imagine his delivery was

>>36790677
But there's another thing at work too. The 7/10 could easily awkwardly hit on a 6/10 low self esteem having bitch and have some success.

>>36790646
This is the level of retardation you are dealing with op.

These are the kinds of dumbfuck retards you are taking advice from.

>>36790709
Yeah, thats a good point. I wonder if OP wasn't hitting too far above his weight even aside from his obvious technique issue

If he really said it like that, it's definitely not grounds for termination. Harassment would be persistence after the rejection or saying rude/sexual things. Properly asking her out just once should not be considered a violation unless it's against company policy to date at all.

What surprises me about this thread isn't how absolutely retarded OP is (because he is absolutely retarded), it's how many of you are so autistic you don't see anything wrong with what he did.

>>36790788
>If he really said it like that, it's definitely not grounds for termination.

It is though, he's not chad and thought he could ask that girl out, he practically raped her.

remember kids, if you want to ask out a coworker first ask yourself this, are you a chad?

If you're answer is no, don't do it.

>>36790848
If you're too retarded to know the difference between you're and your don't use it.

Who the fuck invited all these goofy teenagers that keep shitting up my board? >>36790848
>>36790848

>>36790889
You're a dumbfuck normalfag, this is not "your board"

You arrived here not more than a month ago.

Please shut the fuck up.

>>36790919
I arrived when this board was first created. I really started coming here constantly in 2010 though. It's always the newfags running around calling people newfags. Been that way since the start.

>>36790443
reposting this obviuos biat

>>36790955
>If you call me a newfag that means you're the newfag.
>hahahahaha now he can't call a newfag anymore, i got him.

Why does every fucking newfag do this shit?

>>36790967
it's true though and original comment

>>36790990
Yeah I'm not going to play this retarded game. It doesn't matter if you're old and you're new when your posts are lacking in quality. If you've been here you should be even more ashamed.

>>36789448
>listening to advice from people of the interwebs
Fist mistake you made, second you made is not being hot while attempting that, if they have grounds to file for harassment they will unless they say yes, odds were stacked against you to begin with
Never mix work and family scene, workplace is place for practicing your profession not for you to chase tail, you can do that discreetly at hobby, club, event or in speed dating or whatever

TLDR; Spat against the wind and got spit in your face, learn the basic rules of etiquette, what you tried only works when you're hot and they're straight

>>36789513
>>36789448
You fucked up mostly with the phrasing. Also going for a coworker can be kind of bad too. You should have just asked her on a date and said you thought it would be "cool." Going "YOU'RE SO PRETTY AND GORGEOUS!!!" is seen as creepy and weird especially when you are not acquainted.

>>36791018
>You're a newfag
>If you've been here you should be even more ashamed.
>It doesn't matter if you're old and you're new when your posts are lacking in quality.

Why do you continue to post?

>>36789513
Im a guy and if a girl did this I would melt and take her on an ice cream date.
Sick of sluttys chicks I wanna take a girl on a real date.
Op if you where a women posting about a men doing this to her everyone would defend the chick.
I wish a girl would call me cute.

>>36789769
>that comes off as creepy
>what you did is totally fine thoguh

>>36791048
I continue to post because you continue to reply. If you continue to reply to me you are temporarily restrained. I call it how do you keep a shitposter busy.

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>>36789513
>I don't understand what I did so wrong?
>Says the most KHV thing ever
Oh OP...

>>36791087
> I call it how do you keep a shitposter busy.

> If you're being mean to me and are hurting my feelings that means you're a shitposter.

>>36791176
You're playing a game as old as the Internet itself. I know from experience dating back before 4chan even existed that neither of us are going to win though. It's like we're both playing tennis with a brick wall. Except you seem to think you're going to defeat it. As the old ancient forgotten meme said even if you win you're still retarded. Take that to heart anon.

>>36791207
No, you win. there's no way i could possibly defeat a person of your caliber, you're on par with an average redditor, you're too powerful for me to handle.

AND THEN PEOPLE WONDER WHY WE HATE WOMEN. THIS IS WHY.

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>>36791251
Here anon take my award. You deserve it. I couldn't have done this without you.

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>>36789513
Nigga did you actually say that?

>>36791280
Jesus christ, this is why i conceded defeat, this is the power of your average redditor.

Don't beat a man while he's down you sick bastard, why are reddiotrs so needlessly ruthless?

Please don't post another funny image that's supposed to depict me in a humiliating situation, i don't know if i'll be able to reach my life alert bracelet if you post another picture.

>>36791381
>teleports behind u
That's what you get for messing with the bacon narwhals bitch!
>unsheaths katana and splits you in half while blood splatters everywhere and your organs are exposed

>>36790267
Who is that in your pic? That's not a female Assad, is it?

>>36789448
stop larping fag
this is obviously bait

>>36790710

Didn't we tell you to stay in the corner?

>>36790788

That's why I'm sure the story is fake.

>>36790848

HEY! BACK TO THE CORNER! TIME OUT IS NOT OVER YET!

>>36789448
>>36789513
If you were Chad, you would've gotten a date instead of a pink slip.

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>>36791381
Oh boy this is really autistic. There's plenty of retarded posts in this thread but you are my favorite

>>36789448
OP you can sue for wrongful termination. Call them up.

>>36789448

when people say whats the worst that can happen they assume you're not fucking retarded and will breach workplace codes