Oh, hello there wagie! I didn't see you there! Lovely morning

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>>36789068
But I work Saturday and Sunday so the jokes on you

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>>36789068

Good morning, fellow NEET.

I happened to wake up early to construct another beautiful piano symphony from the comfort and bliss of my own home today, and guess what I saw?

A wagie!
Mr.Noseberg had finally let him go home after his overtime at 5am this morning. Unpaid overtime of course!

And poor wagie. What did he walk home to? His own girlfriend being filled with the sweet sweet cum of the NEET down the road.

But wagies used to this. He just curled up like a dog on near the front door and got his 3 hours of sleep before Noseberg had him come in for another shift!

I pity the wakecucks, truly I do. For they shall never use their time wisely in this short life like us NEET's do.

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>>36789494
Greetings brethren. I am pleased to hear you share your wagie story with me. It was beautifully written.

Ah, what a shame they cannot live in fabulous conditions like us. I too was once a fool, like you, and felt pity for the wagies until I realized they must work for us to receive our abundance of neetbux, and the wagecuck lacks the intelligence that us NEETS are blessed with. Therefore, it is what they deserve.

I let them be in their misery as I enjoy Stacy's sweet, tight pussy as the wagie wages his life away.

They have the audacity to envy me for living large, but I am a NEET lord and must be provided for by all means necessary. Silly wagies must learn their places.

It's truly a miraculous view right now as I sit on my porch, drinking my warm espresso, and watching these fools rush out of their homes on their way to work.

How are you spending this marvelous morning, my fellow NEET?

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>>36789068
This lasagne is heavenly.

ITT: one person

*Takes sips from chili hot chocolate*

>>36789705
>being such a newfag you dont know where the poster count is at
sorry but you lured yourself into that one

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>>36789494
Ah very good story fellow NEET. I believe that all wagies should just submit thier overworked boy puccis to our superior NEET cocks. The cuck wagies and thier girlfriends should just exist as dumpsters for our sweet NEET cum.

Delusional freaks

>>36789894
t. wagie upset he has to head to work soon
Have fun, cuck!

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>>36789894
Haha fucking wagie. Do you need some NEET cock to make you feel better. I'll be gentle at first and I'll unload all my sweet NEET cum into your boy pucci

Actually neetcuck I'm out thruhiking the Appalachian trail right now. However I did just get a job at the Nantahala outdoor center with a friend I met on the trail. And you get all sorts of benefits like discounts on ziplining, river rafting and many more. And it is only a part time job so I can spend my free time meeting new people and enjoying the great outdoors.

I hope to see you out here.

>>36790030
are you hiking with that vegan Stacy from youtube? lol cucks! why would i want to spend time outside, with bugs, when i can be /comfy/ as a neetie!!??

>>36789068
You sly motherfucker. My boss is off today so I'm going in for 12 because I got pissed last night on my own again, and I'll be there working til 4:30.

>>36790051
>Inside
>Comfy
I am laffin.

And no.

>>36790081
i bet you're a Chad if you're hiking you must be fit so fuck off my board normie this place is only for the suffering wagies and those too far gone into robotdom

>>36790111
You don't have to be a Chad to be out here. I'm far from a Chad. But it is okay if you want to make excuses for not wanting to come out here. This sort of lifestyle isn't for everyone.

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>>36790237
Wagies wagies wagies let's just calm down a second. How about you relax your boy pucci on my strong NEET cock.

>>36790288
Just calm down friend. No need to lie about yourself. We're all friends here.

>>36789068
As a sad wagecuck heading to work (at least I'm honest about it....), my almonds are thoroughly activated by this thread.

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>>36790672
How about I activate your boy pucci with my NEET cock?

>>36790715
I have no lube

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>tfw being NEET gives you more time to play instruments

>>36789068
Dumbass, I live in Europe, so we are in the future and already passed the half way mark of the day.

I'll leave at 4pm today I think GMT

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>>36791893
Haha fucking wagie. Do you need some NEET cock to make you feel better? My strong NEET cum is very precious so make sure you drink every last drop of it.

Why are the NEETS suddenly gay? That seems to be a recent development in these threads, where they want to breed us wagies (male)

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>>36792058
We just want to share our valuable NEET seed with the wagies as thanks for the autismbux.

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>>36789068
Hey Neetcuck how's it feel to know that once I'm out of work I get to spend my night with my sexy 21 year old blonde gf fucking her and doing anything I want with her while you sit home alone pretending your life is happy?

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>>36792200
Oh wagecuck, there is enough of my NEET seed for both of you. I will fill you both up to the brim.

>>36792200
>21
sounds like you're both 14

>>36792280
Taking texting seriously is for Neet faggots who can't actually secure a woman

>>36791768
One thing I miss about neetdom

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For lunch I ate:
>an A-grade sausage
>potato mash I made myself from top-tier potatoes
>Green beans
>Cucumber and tomatoes for a salad
>Cottage cheese
>As a drink Chardonnay wine, 3 years

All of these except for the cottage cheese I purchased fresh from the market. I also got some great spring mushrooms, I'm going to make them into a stew and eat them with a steak.

Thanks wagecucks for giving me the pleasure of eating good food.

>>36789068
For fucks sake stop replying to these threads, you're just giving them what they want. Stop entertaining these losers and let them live their worthless miserable lives.
>inb4 Ragie wagie

Not a wagie, and not an argument even if I was one.

>>36789988
Your small peepee isn't big enough for me

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im about to go over my "working 'man'" neighbor's house to fraternize with his wife.

>>36792458
As a wagie, I love these threads. I pay taxes to keep these people indoors, and I consider it money well-spent.

>might have a job soon
How's 15/h?

>>36792405
>Alcohol, aged three years
What are you, twelve? Back to your sippy cup full of grape juice you fucking pleb.

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>tfw most of you NEETs in the next decade will either be cut off from benefits, get made homeless by their own parents, get arrested for disability fraud, commit suicide, die alone, fruitlessly watch anime alone, forced to take a retail/food service job because no qualifications and huge unexplainable gaps in your resume.

Keep digging that hole though, it's all the more sweeter watching you sad fucks try to climb out or making thread after thread about being alone.

someone draw a picture of a leper troll abomination sitting at a PC laughing at the monitor and on the other side is a fat, disgusting neckbeard, sitting there typing away.

that's what r9k looks like. abominations making fun of freaks, a bunch of kettles calling the pots black.

it doesn't matter if you're the robot or the anti-robot, you're pure scum, you need to understand this, you're not better than anyone.

>>36792713
I like this post, very ironic.
6.5/10

>>36792664
whereas you will collect enough jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you to (all while contributing to shekelstein's yacht)

yeah your future looks much brighter hahaha

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>>36792458
>>36792492
Enough talk from the wagecucks. It is time you all submitted to our superior NEET cocks. Don't resist, let us fill you boy puccis with sweet NEET cum until you lose all brain function. It is the only escape from the wageslave reality you live in.

>>36789068
You simply CANNOT be a neet if you don't manage your investment portfolio everyday.

I'm serious, send me a screenshot. If not I'm going to assume you are a retail cuck or mc wage cuck

>>36792915
Neets BTFO can't even respond

Bahahahahha

>>36792915

My time is simply too valuable to waste on trivial matters like active porftolios. I buy and hold and hold diverse position across many companies. I just withdraw a small amount each month to cover my already low costs. Mosts books I pirate, and for my many hobbies I have large stores of raw material which I play with, only restocking once I'm down to 10% or I want a new type of material and add it on since freight doesn't cost that much extra to add to the order.

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>>36793302
Open your mouth. You have spoken enough wagie. It is time to fill your mouth with my NEET cum.

>>36793371
>>36793363
So basically you're not neets at all?

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>>36793422
Relax ragie wagie. Wouldn't your life just be easier if you submitted to my NEET cock? Sit back and let me fill you with NEET cum. Soon all your worries will melt away once you are under my superior NEET cock's control.

I want to talk about this because I feel that I have a perspective that many do not have.

I'm going to be honest, my parents are rich. My mom had a finance business back in the day with about 50 employees and still working today can routinely make 30k+ in a month. My dad owns a construction business. My parents are diversified in their assets (ETF funds, multiple rental properties around the city, 401k and roth IRAs, etc). When I turn 35, I'll gain access to a trust fund. My parents own several primary residencies. One of them is a fully paid off million dollar oceanfront home in a gated community. They have a red drop-top convertible and a boat that has a kitchen and bathroom in it. My dad owns a 30k$ motorcycle, I could really go on.

When I think about what I would REALLY be doing if I had money or a passive income stream... I'm going to be honest, I'd really be doing the exact same things I'm doing right now, except I wouldn't be so fucking stressed out all the time. I'm introverted as fucking shit. I don't care about socializing in the slightest. Don't care about social status, don't care about cars, don't care about impressing people, don't care about normie bullshit.

For instance, my dads absolute favorite thing to do is european sweets, plopping himself on his bed and watching sports on TV or the news for hours. Writing this post actually has kind of made me disappointed in myself, because my life would consist of unbridled hedonism, drugs, food, escapism, etc. I guess that's why I'm not getting that trust fund until 35.

Willing to answer additional questions.

>>36793480
Lad, I'm laughing at your life right now.

You're pretending to be a neet and you want to have gay sex with me

Kys

>>36789068
I want to be a neet. How do you get food?

>>36793480
>>36793656
Sorry, that's a bit harsh, don't kys just re address your position in life.

That, or I'm still giving you the chance to redeem yourself and post portfolio to me as proof

>>36793603
are you a based neet or a pathetic wagie?

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>>36789068
>>36789494
>>36789639
DELETE THIS AND GET A JOB YOU GODDAMN LEECHES!

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>>36789068
Ha jokes on you OP! I don't get weekends off.

>>36793708

The longest I had a job was 1 month before I was fired and told that "I don't belong in the industry", kek. I'm licensed/certified in a field that has a lower pass ratio than the california bar exam.

I haven't worked a job in like 8 months. About to be done with college though, been doing my classes online.

>>36793750
I'm actually in a fairly similar position. Both my parents worked in the medical field, so solidly upper middle class, but I grandfather became super rich through investments. After he died in 2012, my parents inherited a huge sum of money, and stopped working. So I have a trust fund in the millions.

I've never quite in, always felt out of place and foreign in groups. In high school I was able to make some close friends, but struggled in college, since it was normie central. I graduated in December, and have been pretty isolated since then, not working. Been studying a bit for the MCATs, and plan on applying to med school, but I don't think the normie life is for me. What's the point of working so hard if I can't have a loving partner to care for my family and home?

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>>36793686
Now that we have this settled you owe me your wagie boy pucci.

>>36793871

I realized that the normie lifestyle wasn't for me years ago as well. I don't trust women in the slightest. I wouldn't want to get with a girl only for her to be prying for my cash, or to inevitably divorce me. My old boss was a woman, I was doing some paperwork and in the stack was my bosses divorce decree to her ex husband. He was a real estate developer making 400k a year. I read right in front of my eyes the condition of the divorce decree. She was given custody of the children, and 90% of his cash assets. At that exact moment, any former desire to go through normie style relationships or get married was completely decimated.

If I could offer you any advice, what I would say is to focus at this point in your life on improving your practical skills and pursuing educational passions. That means improving your skills in self sufficiency. That's what I've been doing recently. I have been focusing on education, certification, and learning things that I'm actually truly passionate about doing, rather than what would yield the highest return on investment in terms of money.

>>36793993
That's not yours mate. Maybe stay away from biz

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>>36794054
OPEN WIDE WAGIE TIME FOR NEET COCK

Level of delusions in this thread is amazing..

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>>36792200
>Using emojis with your "gf"
How does it feel to know that if you don't get cucked by Chad or a NEET, your children will have an IQ of 70?
Fucking normalfag. Enjoy raising a retard or your wife's son.

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>>36794365
Sounds like a ragie wagie needs a filling of NEET cum. I can provide this to you, just submit to my superior NEET cocks.

>>36794365
Aww, don't cry little wagie. You just aren't cut out for living as a superior being. It's OK though, the world still needs little people to keep things moving. I value every cent you give me and whatever it is you do for me. Whether you're my janitor or my CEO, you're still helping in the best way you can as a little wagecuck.

>>36789068
>In Roman theater, a term for clown was fossor, literally "digger; labourer".

daily reminder that you're the sediment of society if you work as some craftsman

Lads, I'm drinking wine in my garden after a lazy day of wagecucking.

My investment portfolio has risen considerably.

Looking forward to the weekend of playing comfy snooker and drinking with friends.

Enjoy fapping to your sister again neet fags

>>36795394
How is being a prisoner in the basement living as a superior being?

>>36795620
They are delusional anon.

The anonymous nature of this website allows them to be whatever or whoever they want.

Although the neet life sounds comfy, in some cases, my life right now great. 99 percent of neets are losers who fap to family members in thier basement.

>NEET
>tfw wearing a diaper right now
>tfw laughing at wage/toilet cucks

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>tfw have to work 3:30pm - midnight and 7:30am - 4pm

rip weekend

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>>36795620
Here come the ragie wagies. Just keep coming, I have enough NEET cum for all of your wageboy puccis.

>>36795578
And here we see the typical low functioning autist who has trouble with words such as his, my, your, their, etc.. I hate to shit on a fellow autist, but it is important to maintain the distinction between high functioning individuals like us NEETs and the low functioning ones who are little better than an allistic and suitable only for slave labor.

He meant to say your investment portfolio has grown, as a wagie he doesn't have investments. We fuck his sister, not our own. It's always humorous to see a ragie cry and throw a fit but still fuck up the simplest elements of communication.

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>>36792664
The bux will never be taken away. If it ever gets to that point, you're fucked just as well wagie. Thing is, us NEETS would have lived a good life while you wasted yours.

>>36795620
You are thinking of things from your narrow viewpoint. You may not be allowed to leave your cubical, or 'dungeon' as you call it. I however am free to come and go as I please from my studio space. In fact, I find a leisurely stroll often stimulates the mind and inspires me to implement a novel solution or begin a new project. It reminds me of a biography on another great NEET I read. Charles Darwin was known for his fondness of walks through the country side and would often observe the wildlife. I too enjoy watching the foxes and have managed to get close to them a couple of times. The coyotes are far more skittish oddly enough, but can still be fun to observe. I have a few crows I adopted and they know me better than I know them. They are often waiting when I go for my walk every evening and call to others as if to alert them their friend has arrived. I always make sure to get a bag of unsalted peanuts when I visit the grocer for delicious, nutritious whole foods each week. It is a favorite of theirs.

>>36792664
A NEET could always get a job should they decide they want to exit their calling and toil among the common folk. A wagie however, is not free to ascend to the ranks of NEETs on a whim.

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>Tfw fapped and ate pancakes and binged some series and vidya today (didn't take the dog for a walk because the other gaslighting cunt stole him once again despite the fact that she should've moved out long ago at this point)
>Tfw just threw in a delicious pizza
>Tfw still have to re-organize my entire data stock from the ground up again due to the botched backup from the other day (fucking cut and paste bullcrap seriously)
>Tfw wanted to buy a new PC/make the switch to AM4 aswell but wallet's getting assaulted by everyone from everywhere
>Keep getting either abused, condescendingly patronized or ghosted by most of the assholes i encounter/interact with on top of it with practically no exceptions to this whatsoever

And they say roasties don't live life on ultra easy mode, heh

At least i still have muh hikki mancave

>>36792664
>huge unexplainable gaps in your resume
What do you mean, wagie? I was "helping take care of my grandparents"!