Hey robots, how can I be the perfect waifu? I'm lonely and

>>36784924
>be a virgin and loyal
>don't be a Stacy

>>36784950
But I am
It's not working, guys want stacey whores

>>36784966
Okay, where do you live, what kind of guys do you talk to?

>>36784924
>>be a virgin and loyal
if you're dating a virgin that means she's not fucking you either. why would you date someone that doesnt fuck you?

>>36784924
I'm lonely too,be my waifu ;w;

>>36784983
Because I don't care about sex, I just want to cuddle and talk about autistic stuff.

>>36784979
The US, I don't really talk to them. I'm shy and always thought he would approach me :^/

>>36785007
What state? Also a lot of guys are actually too afraid. Robots overestimate easy mode.

>>36785024
Midwestern.
I over think everything and am way too anxious to start the conversation

>>36785007
Pick guys who make you tingle and follow them around.
Magic rule. If he tries to fuck you before you meet the parents he's a fucking piece of shit.

>>36785052
But they don't talk to me long enough for them to even try to fuck me

>>36785064
Follow them around harder are you even fucking trying

>>36785073
He will think I am an autistic stalker

>>36785046
It's the same for guys, just try to pick out one that seems to have good values and make him feel comfortable. I'd really like a gf like that but all I find are staceys who just want to drink and party.

>>36785088
Yeah but thing is. I can't pick him out if I can't get the nerve to talk to him.

>>36785086
You are allowed to be your are a fucking girl

>>36785113
Work up to it, it's very unlikely he will respond negatively. Maybe start off with a smile or ask him about homework if you're in uni.

>>36785117
No he will publicly humiliate me infront of his stacey nigger fucker whores

>>36785140
You little nigger chads dont even like me
I wish SOMEONE did but if the betas don't like me the alphas certainly will not either

>>36785086
Should clarify.
Follow them around because you're friends and want to do friend shit. Don't hide behind bushes with binoculars.

>>36785160
I care about race, I would not touch a monkey dick.

>>36785169
Well, it's not like you're offering any opportunity. If I lived near you I'd ask if you wanted to grab some coffee.

>>36785147
Pick one without Stacy nigger fucker whores. Probably gonna save you a lot of grief in the long term if you confirm this before deciding to jump on their cock.

>>36785186
Yeah but how do I befriend a guy I am attracted to? That will not work

>>36785238
I feel bad for you, you've lost all hope. If I had extra change to spare I would mail you a pocket pussy.

>>36785264
In my area there are 3 choices
Niggers
Faggots
Chads
Weebs with yellow fever

That leaves me with 1 option

>>36784924
Not be real

>>36785225
You're going to have to master this or you'll be pumped and dumped.
>>36785311
Suddenly logical.
Well shit you think you're Chad material go right ahead Stacy. May the best Stacy win.

>>36785347
I'm trapped
I need a traditional husband that doesnt want to bang non whites but I am not chad material

>>36785361
thanks 4 your condolences :'(
its-its just SO hard being a middle class white girl with no big chad dick! :'((

>>36785383
It's as if you aren't noticing sub-chad white guys like the whole of this fucking board complains about every fucking day.

>>36784924
>>36784966

Marry me oreganno

>>36784924
All I want is a beta fembot 2nd gf to live with me and my gf so we can all be happy

You're Trying.

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You're trying OP. You're actually trying to be an idol of this board.

>>36784924
You'd be a better waifu if you were 2D.