>anon, I think I'm ready to take our friendship

>>36783366
>I think im ready to pop this fat glock in my mouth

>>36783366
She's too ugly for me. She can suck the dick though.

Who the fuck are you and how did I get here originally?

>well you see I'm with somebody already so...

>>36783366
M-me t-too...
>cums in cargo shorts

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>>36783435
Is she cuter than me?
I bet she doesn't even have a booty this mamajammin.

would genuinely and totally be her bf and spend my life with her if i lived in russia or where ever the fuck
seriously

>>36783366
If she has nice legs and feet and good hygiene then I'll take her

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>>36783489
That's so nice of you... but you're not really my type. Do you know if Chad is seeing someone?

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>>36783478
>Yes. Since you wanna go there jar-jar binks she is. Please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

>>36783366
Fuck it, I'd take her. She's honestly not that ugly and if she was 100% loyal, kind, loving, and devoted I wouldn't give a fuck. I just want to be with someone so bad

Why do I want to impregnate her so badly? I know our kids will look horrible but lately I've been wanting to impregnate ugly and or mentally handicapped women.

>>36783616

are you on glue?