"Yo Anon, you're good with computers right? You think

>>36779831
sure, i charge $40 per hour of labour. Minimum of 1 hour

No, sorry Chad.
I'm good with cars though, call me if you ever need help with one.

>>36779849
>>36779850
>not fixing his computer for free now so you can get hired as the IT guy at his finance firm later

>>36779831
ugh fuuuuuck sdlkfjldskfjlsdkjflsdkfjsdlkfj

he totally reminds meo f my guyfriends

except slightly smaller. but still cute in the face aghhhhhh al;skdjflaskdjfalksdfjk

he could totally train with them maybe like they could help him

AHHHH I LOVE HIMMM <33 so cute :)

>>36779942
thats kind of interesting

>>36779831
Sure
>Goes through Chads laptop.
>Finds passwords, nudes from Staceys who you would never see naked otherwise.
>Fix whatever bullshit
>Install spyware
>Give back.

s...sure...

*knock knock knock*

>Stacy answers the door
>Oh HIIIIII Chad told me all about you! I hope you stay for dinner.

anything for a guy as good looking as that.

>>36779831
Why, yes Chad. I can fix your computer. That will be 50 bucks. I might also help myself to all of your passwords, hope you don't mind.

babe let's just hire the geek at best buy "

>Check his tindr
>121 replies

>>36779942
>even /r9k/'s traps prefer Chad to me

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>>36779996
My sides, Anon

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>>36779831
S-sure thing, Chad.
O-only if I can s-suck your c-c-cock later.

I told you to stop deleting the system32 file it won't get rid of the porn or make it faster Jesus Christ

Get with the program Chad

>>36780105
>implying that's a lot

I used to have 1000 matches before I deleted it lad

>>36779849
>$40 per hour of labour

what do you that is worth $40? Surely, running malwarebytes isn't too tough...

>>36780167
HAHAHAHAHA get it?!?!?!?! XDDD LMAOOO like PROGRAM

HAHAHAHA u know like
compute r programs?? lmfao...

we totally work with computer programs


omg ur soooooooo literal
ur a punny man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


wow
computer geeks
what will they think of next

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>>36779831
>granting help to people who'd never speak to you otherwise
no thank fuckboi

>>36780224
>exaggerated response

you do realize that meta humor is 2010

>>36780208
Confirmed for never having worked tech support. You'd be surprised at how much normies manage to fuck their computers up.

I'd only trust Chad friends with computer help.

beta virgins will probably install a keylogger or enter your webcam and fap to you while you're at home

it's disgusting and creepy and they do it anyway. can't trust 'em

>>36779831
>mfw I look like him but overweight
I need motivation to lose 60 pounds of fat asap.

>>36779850
but you don't even have a car
o_O?

>>36780307
Come in with a blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM on my dt 990s at max volume
And proceed to develop a performant facebook os for him soley using LISP

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i-i'd spurg out and probably mess up fixing his computer and he'd call me stupid and yell at me and i'd cry because i just wanted to impress him because i like him a lot ;;;;

>>36780607
are you a male?

if so, i have a bucket of boiling water waiting for you.

>>36779831
>>accidentally suck his dick
whhops
pizza

>>36780633
im a girl(boy)

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>find his Grindr

>>36779831
Sure thing, I'm having a problem meeting women, maybe you can help me with that after.

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>>36779831

sure, man. i used to build desktop pcs as a hobby. i'll take a look at it.

>>36779831
>Sure Chad, right after I fix that tight little boipucci of yours, it's a bit too tight for my liking and in need of a good wear and TEAR!
>jump over the table and rape him

>>36780208

more like backing up his bullshit pictures and installing ubuntu

>>36779831
is this a lowkey gay shill thread?

kys fagits

>>36779831
Holy shit. Only if you'll teach me how to be drop-dead fucking handsome.

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>>36781288
>installing ubuntu
do people still do this shit? Like literally disable your computer?

>>36781344
it's almost all the hair
look at those little pecs, he probably doesn't even lift

A chad LITERALLY said that to me and I changed his laptops HDD and installed a fresh windows on it.
He paid more than he should have, dumb chad.

>>36781367
This reminds me, recently there was an update for ubuntu that LITERALLY disabled my computer. It messed up mid installation for no apparent reason and everything on the HDD was unrecoverable.
I installed windows back on that laptop, but damn. The meme was real.

>>36779918
Big keks IRL for that

Also kinda depressing since a person that good looking literally cannot fail in life

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>bes boy
>Finds him attractive
>Not gay tho
No homo

I swear to god, if it turns out to be something stupid like a busted fan, you're gonna owe me a drink.

I have a chad friend who's computer illiterate.

>>36779849
>$40 an hour
>85k salary
that's overcharging by a lot unless you're a 40 year old DBA with experience or an expert in machine learning

>>36781849
It's not gay to admire another man's handsomeness that's just natural

>>36781868
I had one too. He stored his desktop computer at ground level in a home where they had 3 dogs and they barely ever cleaned properly. The amount of dust in his PC was fucking disgusting. I ended up leeching around 100euros from him. Changed some fans, cleaned it up, changed fan positions a bit and got better filters for his case.
Fucking retard still wouldn't clean it himself and refused to put it on a table or at least raise it a bit from the ground.

>>36779831

Sure man. You're a good guy, and I like you a lot. I'm going to do it for free because I'm not a jew and it probably won't take that long.

Also, it's probably a simple fix.

Sure, Chad
>*breaks laptop*
oops

Maybe, what exactly is wrong with it? Give me a beer and I'll take a look.

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>>36779831
"UGHHHH fine, Chad! Just sit over there and no peaking. I need to use a super secret program called norton to back trace the hackers and delete the mainframe."

>>36783469
Bro Are you a virus? Also how did you do that with your skelly hands?

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>>36779831
Sure, no problem bro. I do it for 1 sixpack

>>36779831

Sure thing, Chad.

I'd love to help you, but you're going to need to help me first. How about you drop those pants and we can talk?

>>36780318
are you me
Original comment
East my ass robot

>>36783935
That's from March 19th, gonna need something more recent to show off that flab

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This is now a maga thread

>>36780256
>being so bitter and cynical you cant lend a hand to others

>>36779831
i hate this type of person. he's so attractive that it's actually kinda weird. Like a movie star type but I know he probably doesnt do anything special

A literally rich friend of mine once made me help him with his "computers" homework. It was just editing stuff in ms word

>>36779831
Is that why you invited me to your house party last night? Come on man you could have just asked. Its not like you to beat around the bush you didn't have to feel obligated to hang out with me. Anyway yeah I'll fix your computer, just give me like an afternoon to sleep off this hangover.

Anyway I should get out of here before Stacy and her friends wake up. No, don't give me that shit you know exactly why. Yeah man I'll catch you later. Peace.