>Oh >You're really handsome, Anon, but I just don't

>I don't date girls in the lollipop guild

>>36771795
Nicekekeek

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>>36771795
fpbp ^____^
origani

>>36771795
>lollipop guild
what does this reference mean by the way
All this time and still no idea

>>36772205
How is that even possible. Where did you grow up anon?

Daily reminder that this thread only exists in an attempt to make you feel worse about yourself. This board is not a support board for people like you. See Wizardchan for an example of what that looks like. This is a board where cruel people like OP are constantly trying to make you feel worse about yourself. I am not saying you shouldn't come here. I am saying you should be aware of the constant attempts at psychological conditioning made by people like OP. People here are feeding your insecurities, not trying to help you cope with them.

I unironically hope you die OP. You are a skidmark on the underwear of humanity.

who are y'all kidding, r9k would take whatever they can get

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>>36772261
I thought he did the opposite, posting how ridiculous both sides are with the meme'ing. Then the followup anons smacked it out of the park.

Here's a (you) though

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OP is a parasite. Some parasites render their hosts inoperable according to plan. You don't need to have a mind to have a plan.

>>36772205
How do u not know the Wizard of Oz...

>>36772239
Probably in the land of Oz

>>36772309
The follow up anons did make me smirk. They make me feel like there's hope for this board yet.

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>>36772261
>writes long ranting post
>thinks people care
topkek

>implying I'd ever be interested in a non-white femlet

Do you guys realise that she's literally a little person. She's not just a short woman.

Frankly, those body proportions are fucking disgusting.

>>36772358
>>36772382
She looks attractive for being a munchkin . Most of the time these dwarfs look mishapen as fuck.

>>36772353
I don't care if anyone cares my frog posting friend. I do this as a courtesy to robotkind. I am not looking for thanks, accolades, or appreciation. As much as I like getting (You)s I don't truly need them. I am just burning a few minutes of excess time in a positive way.

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>>36772435
Reddit is thataway, my nonchalance-feigning, wannabe quirky normie
friend. Fuck off. And anyone else who has ever typed this word--fuck
off, too. It's disgusting. It's a reflection of how fucking
narcissistic, how fucking self-indulgent you are to waste a
moment of someone's time on reading your braindead, filler,
substanceless bullshit. Next time, just don't click the fucking
post button if you don't have a meaningful contribution to make
to a thread, you goddamn faggot. If you don't feel strongly either
way about something, then fucking write that instead of polluting
a sentence with rancid, monosyllabic, self-important garbage.
I don't fucking care about you. No one fucking cares about you.
Stop acting like people are hanging onto every word you say because
they're not. The fucking audacity for someone to actually type that
shit out. Jesus fucking Christ. Fucking underaged retard speaking
like some zany tumblr cartoon. You stupid fucking boy.
You have the egotistical listlessness of a single mother with
three black kids and an Instagram account, you dull, uninspired
waste of space. Don't ever use that word again.

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>>36772435
>courtesy to robotkind
>doesn't need thanks
How far up your own ass are you? Thanks for being the hero we need anon

>>36771702
ahaha why would you want to date a midget
that girl is ugly
you have no standards

>>36771702
accidentially knee her in the face.

sorry I didnt see you there kid, I'll help you find you mother if you're lost

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>>36772492
>cringe
Pls stop anon

>>36772492
That's really nice anon. Really insightful and thought provoking. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. I don't care. It's a beautiful day. I can hear the birds chirping. I'm going to go chill in the park then buy some ice cream. Later hater.

I'm only 5'7 but I'm Vladimir Putin so if you don't date me I'll deport you to Siberia.

>>36772503
I am a bi polar autist with delusions of grandeur. I am self aware too. I find the whole thing hilarious. I don't care if I get negative or positive reactions, or any at all. I genuinely want to make the world a better place for fucked up people like me. I do what little I can. But what happens next is beyond my control. That doesn't bother me much.

>>36771702
I'd imagine she'd be the perfect height that she wouldn't even need to kneel down to get facefucked

>>36771702
Be happy that someone called me handsome
Then fuck off because 3DPD a shit

>>36771702
Date a less shallow person, I guess. People don't have an obligation to like anyone.

I already have a gf whos taller than me and into shorter guys so :^)

>>36772872
Just the right height no bucket required.
Original.

>>36772435
How are you going to preach to people on /r9k/?? Of all places?? Idk why people ever think this is a good idea.

>>36771702
punt her

>>36773001
Does it matter if it's a good idea or not? I used to be like the people here until I was made aware of the very things I am saying. Among other things. That's all I really want. To spread self awareness like a virus. Someone acting proud of their aversion to it doesn't bother me much.