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>be me 25 y o
>shut in neet
>mommy comes in room
>''GET OUT IM DOING STUFF''
>''h-hey anon, what would you like for dinner?''
>''nuggets with milk and ketchup''
>''a-alright, anon''
>''GET OUTTTT''
>mom orders nuggets
>gets urgent call from work
>''I will be back in 10 mins anon''
>nuggets arrive 5 mins later
>''REEE WHERE IS MOMMY''
>have to get downstairs to get nuggets
>at the door, 7.5/10 qt
>asks for 2.5 $
>''I-I will get the money from my wallet''
>havent had a wallet since 2013 because shut in neet
>tell her I dont have any money in it so she will have to wait until mommy comes back
>stand there awkwardly for about 3 mins
>mommy finaly comes back
>pays for the nuggets
>as shes giving me the nuggets, our hands accidentally meet and I drop the nuggets
why do I have to be like this
>>36767405
For a youngin like myself, this would be acceptable. But a 25yo being this autistic and talking to, what seems like, his kind mother. Nigga you need to reevaluate your life! ASAP!
>>36767405
Holy fuck you're pathetic anon... needing mommy for everything. What are you? 5?
>>36767807
Hey newfag, get the fuck out you don't belong here.
maybe if you ate adult food the lifestyle would follow
>>36767807
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!
>>36767405
>drinking milk at dinner
This is the worst part
>>36767405
continue to order from there when your mum is away, have some money prepared, try to talk a bit to qt?
>>36767827
>>36767807
Nah. I'll stay. It brings me much joy to be on a board where I can make people mad for my existence.
However, if my mom did everything for me if treat her better than this anon did
>>36768029
Are you enjoying your stay? Go back to r*ddit you autist
>>36767405
>our hands accidentally meet and I drop the nuggets
This is what makes me feel it's fake.
I mean, by the time you're 25 you'd know to ask her to put your stuff on the table instead of taking it directly from her hands. I know I do.
Wtf my mum would not let me do that. I moved back in for a few months and I cook for them, and healthily. Living in her house I don't just get to stay in a room and decide what I want for dinner.
Your mum is an enabler. She should be encouraging you to make some progress.
>>36768302
Was talking about the girl
>>36768336
NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG
ROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>36767442
>For a youngin like myself, this would be acceptable
No it fucking wouldn't you spastic.
This is not acceptable for anyone over 10.
>>36768355
whew I was worried for a moment
>>36768355
Why didn't you let your mother handle it? Like, really. She comes back home, that's your cue to go to your room and wait till the stranger is gone and your stuff is on the table.
>>36767932
Yeah wtf, like Chokky milk at a bare minimum. It is dinner after all.
>>36767405
>asks for 2.5 $
I'm calling bullshit on this one.
No place would deliver an order than only had a total of $2.50.
And that without even considering that there would be tax and a delivery fee...
Yeah this post is total bullshit and OP just made up a dumb story for attention.
>>36767405
jesus christ, i'm hiki/neet too and this case is even worse that mine
at least i'm not not REEEEing my mommy
>>36768640
There was barely any delivery fee because the place is like right around the corner, thats why it was delivered in 5 mins.
You need to teach your mom a lesson for not having the money ready. You shouldnt have to deal with some dumb roastie delivery whore. Go shit on her pillow and piss in her bed. Thatll show that bitch.
>>36768780
Also the 2.5$ was an estimate. It was actually a bit more
>>36768800
why is /r9k/ so vile?
>>36767807
why are you even here faggot? take a (you) and get out
>>36768780
>place is like right around the corner
>delivery
Yeah, I'm still calling bullshit. Either you or your mom could have easily just picked it up, especially since your mom left the house anyway.
You're bullshitting for attention, fuck off.
>>36768881
Id rather not leave the house and my mom had to quickly take a few documents from her work so she couldnt of taken the nuggets
>>36767807
Kys normie
An hero
God damn the fucking new faggotry and normies. Getting upset over a tame story like this. no wonder this place is shit up with traps and "fembots".
We will outlast you. We have no lives. We will drive you away with our REEEEEEs.
>>36768905
>couldnt of
First of all, it's couldn't HAVE, not couldn't of. You're 25 fucking years old, you should know this by now.
Second, your mom could have easily picked thatshit up on here way back, since she arrived shortly after the delivery slut supposedly got there.
You're lying for attention, and your greentext story is shit. Grow the fuck up you worthless manchild, and treat your mother better you scumbag.
If you want to be an NEET Loser, you can be. But dont be that asshole with your mother, she let you int this useful life and afford your shit. Be more grateful.
>>36769048
I'd wager most of us are more "upset" over the fact that he treats his mother like fucking garbage when she caters to his every will even though he's worthless 25 year old NEET.
If you're going to be a NEET, that's fine, but at least show a little respect to the person paying for you to live the NEET life, especially if it's your fucking mother.
>>36769110
Normie as fuck. You won't trick me.
Nobody is impressed.
Sagesagesagesage
>>36767405
I bet she did that on purpose.
Women love to create stupid pointless drama out of nowhere and put innocent men in uncomfortable positions.
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36769196
>normie
I love how newfags say "normie" instead of normalfag so they can be more PC.
Fuck off newfag.
>>36767932
>>36768597
>he doesn't gomad and make mad gainz
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>36769339
says the fag bitching about neets
>>36769709
Can you not fucking read?
Try reading my post again, you retard >>36769110
I have no issue with NEETs, what I have issue with is this cunt treating his mother like garbage.
Now fuck off back to r*ddit, you newfag.
>>36769658
Shoo shoo gains goblin
I don't want to get fat again
>>36769761
If you think any woman deserves respect you are normalscum. Mommy is here to serve us. Keep your sjw shit on tmblr bitch.
>>36767807
GEEET THE FUUUCK OFF OF THIS BOAAARD YOURE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT NEWFAG CUNT COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36769761
have you never yelled at your mom.you are a bitch, normalfag.
>>36770185
Of course I've yelled at my parents before, who hasn't...?
But I'm not going to go out of my way to treat my mother like shit, especially when she is doing something nice for me like cooking/buying me dinner.
If I treated my parents like shit, I would have been kicked out a long time ago. Unlike the scumbag OP, I'm actually grateful for what my parents have given and do for me.
Only insufferable millennial libtards disrespect their parents on a regular basis.
>>36768640
you are lost friend. this is /r9k/ not upboatville. we just like to feel sad and anxious
>>36767405
>''GET OUT IM DOING STUFF''
I thought I was the only one who said that
>>36769055
>the wagie is pissed and is trying to derail the thread
It's ok, you only have one more day before your 2 day break
Do NEETs get depressed often?
>>36770697
Wagies are too stupid to realize they're depressed
What kind of faggot eats nuggets? That's normalgfag slop. Robots expect the finer things in life.
>>36767405
>tfw 24 but live the exact same life
There truly is no hope for us.But comfy
POST SOME TENDIES STORIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE