My gf cuddled with her ex while I was away and now he's

>>36766415
Kys cuckadoodledoo

>>36766415

Yeah. I bet her cooch also cuddled his cock too.

You got cucked boy. Kill em both and fuck their asses.

dump her, retard. That's not okay.

Do you mean they actually fucked or??

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>>36766415
Should have tell him you're into it and all is fine by you boyoo, that you actually get turned on by this. Is he black by any chance?

>>36766454
I know that I have too. She keeps sucking me back into her life with excuses but I want to leave for good. Everything just feels so bad.

>my gf
just gtfo

>>36766415
And what's her excuse?

it will seem funnier when she leaves him 8 months down the line

>>36766415
What an asshole. Same with your girlfriend if she's willing to betray you like that. Girls who chest are the fucking worst.

Do you think there is something you did that may have made the guy react like that or is he being a Chad?

I had a gf that got angey at me when I'd hang out with friends that were girls but I never did or wanted to do things with them. After we broke up i found out she cheated on me 3 times and did a bunch of coke and now she's a alcoholic who complains on Tumblr all day about her depression.

>>36766498
The truth is either way you go with this, you'll be upset about your decision at some point, and probably hate yourself for making it. So would you rather hate yourself for NOT being with a cheating bitch, or hate yourself for being a cuck. The way this shit goes is that if you don't dump her now, she'll dump you soon, making up some bullshit reason. I'm sorry this happened to you though.

>>36766498
If you want to leave her do it.

That's your way of showing some sort of dominance.

Just ignore her. She sounds like trouble anyway

What is she threatening you with? Have you told her how she's making you feel?

>>36766415
>My gf cuddled with her ex while I was away and now he's threatening me and telling me not to spend time with her. I want to kill myself.

Here's what you do.

First beat the shit out of her ex and make a video of him whimpering like a little bitch.

Then you show her the video so her opinion of your power increases and she loses all respect for him.

Then you dump her for cheating on you.

Then you post the video on youtube.

Enjoy.

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>>36766415
Kill them, then yourself. What would Elliot do?

she's not your girlfriend anymore, friendo

>>36766561
Elliot wasn't even a bad looking guy. He could've gotten a gf pretty easy if he wasn't so demented.

>>36766586
Just dumped that bitch.
She sure as hell aint.

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>>36766648
You really did it? Congratulations, Anon!

>>36766685
Yeah, I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If I ever end up in another relationship, it's definitely going to be with someone of better character than this sorry slut.

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probably a good choice, hope you get over it without too much trouble

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>>36766648
Congrats, don't be a cuck, ever never ever.

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>>36766648
>>36766718
Oh yeah, pic related is the bitch that broke my heart.

>>36766648
Not Op. I'm really conflicted

>>36766768
Dating a sand monkey was your first mistake

>>36766768
damn my man maybe you should throw this into reverse

>>36766648
Did you say something cool?

>>36766768
Fat pig mouth breather. Nigga did you a favor taking that off your hands.

>>36766815
He said nothing cool, he did it like a beta over text.

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>>36766648
Good for you i wish you good luck in future relationship endavors have a doggo

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>>36766415
Fucken ram that guy's ass with a dragon dildo infront of your "gf"
Cum on his forehead
Dump that bitch
win

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>>36766787
>>36766806
>>36766816
Pic related is me.
You may know me if you've been on this board for a while.

>>36766841
Bramptom, ON?

>>36766841
Why you dating a poo?

>>36766877
Nah. Lots of timmies look the same.

>>36766553
Many would take this as joke, but that's exactly wat I would do except youtube part. If you just leave everyone will think you are weak, if stay -cuck. And if her ex is stronger, just catch him alone in dark place and criple him with chain or bat.

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>>36766841
If you date a nigger you'd better pull that trigger

>>36766897
yeah and then you'll become a felon

>I--I don't fear the law!!
well you should

>>36766415
Lmao, let him have the cheating cunt.
She'll fuck him over just like she fucked you over. Let him know that. Any man who takes back a cheater is beta as fuck.
Treat him like your garbage disposal man.
Don't forget to be smug as fuck about it too.

>>36766917
Don't do video part and no problem, hit from the back and he will never know who did it.

>>36766841
You're a good-looking dude, you can do better than her, even accounting for any typical /r9k/-esque autism or whatever else you might have on your plate.

>>36766897
>Many would take this as joke, but that's exactly wat I would do except youtube part. If you just leave everyone will think you are weak, if stay -cuck. And if her ex is stronger, just catch him alone in dark place and criple him with chain or bat.

using a tazer might not be a bad idea, people can shit themselves and other funny crap (haha) can happen

that way when you upload it to youtube it'll get more views = more $$$

making money off of that situation is the ultimate justice.

>>36767068
Taser is good option, just need mask and clothes you will never wear again and didn't buy last week. Do from back and on lower body parts. Like just above knee or something. I wouldn't risk neck or spine as there still is a chance to permanency paralyse or kill him. And need to make sure he don't have heart related problems.

>>36766415
fight him. Just evade until he gets tired and shows an opening the. Unleash all you pent up aggression at once. 90% of people just rush in and start throwing punches in a fight. Evade him and he'll tire himself out pretty quickly. Anon, stand up for yourself for once in your life. Even if he kicks you ass at least you stood up for once. Also dump you gf.

>>36766820
He cried like a baby, probably

>>36766916
>phone poster

Get out normalfag.

>>36767249
>all you pent up aggression
>Even if he kicks you ass
>Also dump you gf

Dude WTF, do you not know the difference between you and your?

You type like a retarded foreigner.

>>36767666
Have to be on phone im a wage slave government cut off my autismbux

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>>36766897
Yeah and enjoy prison.
They put the "problems" with other problems...God I miss it.

>>36766415
Beat the ever living shit out of him and her too.

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If any of you faggots didn't believe in global warming before I bet you're shitting yourselves now.

Look how fast summer rolled in this year.

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Here's your angle:
> Come to the new guy like thia
> "You're going to get emotional about a whale with a loose blow hole? Whats wrong with you? Are you disabled?"
> Tell him you were using her and she meant nothing to you, call him an idiot for being so defensive, say something like
> " If she cheated on me with you then what do you think she'll do to you next? Idiot"
> Piss on him to assert your dominance
> Then wait a few seconds for him to process it
> Then he beats you up and your gf laughs

>>36766415
I kind of want to kill him myself anon

>>36767249
till you hit him and it doesnt hurt.

>>36766415
>kick his ass
>if you are weak hit him with a bat
>tell him he can have that worthless cum slut
>walk away

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>>36766841
This is the pathetic motherfucker that my gf cucked me with.

>>36766415
Fuck off, Alex. You're full of shit and you can go ahead and post on here to get condolences from Anon to mend you fragile ego but how about we set the record straight?
>My gf cuddled with her ex while I was away
By "away" do you mean how you constantly called her a disgusting whore because she said hi to me and my friend? You're the one who constantly "breaks up" with her saying you never want to see her again, ignore all her texts and say a bunch of mean things to her, and yet you constantly come back. How about you be a man for once and stick to your word, instead of acting like a baby all the time.
>he's threatening me
I never once threatened you, you're full of bullshit. I was actually extremely nice to you all things considered. I let you come into our home and tried to get to know you. But you never gave me that chance, did you? Because you're so fucking insecure that you can't even talk when there's a man in your presence. Literally Anons, this kid would stare at the floor and not say a word, even if I was trying to be comforting to him. You would always complain that you didn't want to be around Lexi any more, but you would NEVER. FUCKING. LEAVE. You overstayed your welcome every single time. And after a few days of being together with her you would start a fight and it got worse every single time. This time was no different, with you hitting her in the face. Accident or not, I am not going to allow the next worse fight to happen. You are no longer welcome here. Never come back. If you do, I will deal with you.

She actually has strong feelings for you but you're obviously not compatible with your differing views on relationships. She never even wanted one with you, she only wanted to be FWB but when you threatened that you would never talk to her again if you didn't have a relationship she decided to give in to you.

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>>36770314
Want me to tell you how many times I came in your ex gf's ass?

>>36770302
lol why wouldn't you just kick his ass he looks like one of those fat queers

>>36770302
Punch him in the nose
originally

>>36770314
She's probably a cunt desu. And you sound like a retarded ape. And she's not even hot.

If she's in a committed monogamous relationship, she should end it before engaging physically with another male.

OP, here's some advice. This girl obviously doesn't know what she wants (except attention), so it will be very easy to make her want you and see this ape in a less positive light. Take my advice and largely ignore her; if you talk to her at all, berate her. She will be begging for you back, and this anon acting tough over a woman will be in despair.

>>36766628
Seriously all he had to do watch some Clint Eastwood movie,put on earphones.

>Goodbadugly.mp3

Stop near a school with his BMW,then ask hey girl,do you mind if I drop you somewhere?

>>36770314
And she actually was faithful to you for 2 months. At the same time, she was saying to me how she didn't want to live with me for the meantime anymore and it really hurt me, even though she would always assure me that any break we had was going to be temporary, it was hard to keep that in mind when it felt like I was losing her. We are best friends, we were before we even dated, and we still are. I overreacted and did things I regret, but also, I never treated her as poorly as you have. Yeah, I was suicidal, but once I started to see how you were treating her even without me in the picture as much, I knew that all I had to do was sit back and watch you ruin everything. She stopped taking your relationship seriously once you would fight with her and break up with her every week. So don't blame her or me, it's all your fault. Hell, you knew what you were getting into from the very beginning and yet you did it anyway. And she made you stop being suicidal and helped you to get a job. She didn't ruin your life, she made it a lot better. You might be in a lot of pain right now but you will get better. She doesn't want a relationship, not a serious one, with anybody. We're not in one, but yes we still cuddle and spend a lot of time together, because we still love each other regardless. I don't need a relationship either, I'd rather be alone than have to deal with another headache. But we live together and I care too much about her to let her get abused by you any longer. If a monogamous relationship is so important to you, then go find one. But don't come back here.

>>36766415
Never date a girl with an ex-bf or any ex-lovers. She'll always go back to any of them if she gets the chance because of memories and fee-fees.

>>36770302
He looks like he's a guy who appears on late night infomercials,.

>>36770302
Nice orignol tye dye

>>36770580
Sounds like you need a cuddle m9

>>36770349
She has told me. She tells me everything. Unlike you, whom she constantly lied to because you were emotionally abusive.

I honestly don't care about you having sex with her, hell, I was the one who encouraged her to take your virginity so early. I thought it would make a robot like you happy to have that happen, but it only turned you into a possessive asshole. I bought that flimsy mattress the day of your second time coming over exactly so you could sleep over with her. You don't even know all the things I've done to be nice to you but you were always bitter and hated me for simply existing with her. You told me to kill myself when you knew I was having suicidal thoughts, that "nobody would miss me." When you don't even know me, you don't know the people I've helped in my career and how they've thanked me. People recovering from surgery, people dealing with Alzheimer's, people with all sorts of problems who appreciate what I did for them. You can act smug all you want, but we both know how you cried like a little bitch this morning when I told you to leave.

>>36770675
Can I give you a cuddle, m8. Sounds like you need one

>>36770675
Meh, I'm done on here. I am going to go to bed and cuddle her right now, and be happy that I don't have to deal with this OP.

>>36766841
>>36770302
You look like you could have easily kicked his ass

screencapping this drama

>>36770469
>2 months
>an accomplishment for roasties
Enjoy getting cucked yourself my man.

What kind of roastie hooks up with not one but two bona fide robots?

Paint us a picture of this Lexi person, anons.

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>>36770849
Lives for attention
Slutty
Stoner
No job
Likes to be treated like the shit she is
Daddy issues
Low intelligence
Fat (and getting fatter)
Whole life is a mess

Also aborted my pregnancy, so she's a cruel heartless monster with no soul.

>>36770474
Come on man, every girl has an ex.

>>36770849
Not a robot, usually just browse /mu/ but I knew he'd be posting his sympathy bait on here like he always does.

She's actually a pretty amazing girl, but by robot standards her morals are probably seen as twisted. It's part of what I like about her though. The picture doesn't do her justice, because she is very beautiful and every part of her body is gorgeous. She's the funniest person I've ever met. And she's very sensitive and charming. I get bored by most people, but in the 6 years I've known her, I still find her fascinating. She is my dream girl, that is for sure and I would do anything for her. I take care of her and will protect her, no matter what.

skin them both alive, that will send a message alright

>>36766529
lol filip it wasnt my fault u suicide bated me fatso

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>>36770947
There he cometh, galivanting across the countryside.

>>36770895
>Also aborted my pregnancy

Dodged a bullet desu

>>36766768
>>36766841
you in Waterloo, ON?

>>36770947
And I actually started thinking OP was the beta of the relationship. Jesus dude.

>>36770895
News flash, it wasn't yours. The doctor said it was 6 weeks old on the day of the surgery, that was January 20th and you first had sex on December 28th, you can do the math. So you don't have to have that hanging over your head. I honestly thought it was yours at the time too, because I've always been careful about that and in the 5 years together we never had it happen until you came along. So it was just weird timing.

Also, your mom is calling us now. She's wondering where her baby is.

>>36770982
Can I come while gallavanting around ur bum

You seem like a fag, and I need a release

>>36766415
Don't touch the ex, leave the whore. No reason to endanger yourself because your GF is a cheating slut

This is literally what you deserve. I mean, did you honestly expect anything else? If so, you may be literally retarded, in which case this is excusable but even so, holf fuck go away

>>36770849
She's the kind of person who claims that this guy
>>36770302
who posted underaged nude photos of her on the internet is her best friend, even after she knew he did it.

Truly a shining example of humanity, the both of them.

>>36771003
>>36770982
I don't care. She makes me happy and I appreciate her for it.

>>36766841
You're a QT, congrats on the dump

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>>36766648

fucking Kek anon. Well done

>>36766415
>my gf
>cuddled with another dude
she isn't your gf you retard
>>36766458
cuddling/spooning is a million times more intimate than fucking

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>>36771055
>>36771071
Feels pretty good to get someone like that out of your life, I must say

>>36770930
Only the sluts.

>>36770947
This is fake
Probably
Pepperoni

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>>36766648

gratz anon

originale pizzeria

>>36766415
>get a gf they said

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I gave up on women when they had cell phone to cheat on you and had fucking "male friends"

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>>36771051
You make Anthony Burch seem like a pillar of virility. I really hope this is just regular ol' bait - nobody is this pathetic.

Never thought sutch cuckticks exists wow

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Goddamn are both of you cucks for real here? What the fuck man get the hell off my board and sort your shit out. This goes beyond sad. Even the tranny threads are less fucked up than this shit.

>my GF cuddled with her ex
You managed to misspell two words in one sentence. It's "fucked", not "cuddled", and it's "ex-GF", and not "GF".
>>36766529
Women who act controlling about their men hanging out with other women, are projecting their cheating impulses onto their man.
Men who act controlling about their women hanging out with other men, are sane.

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This is so fucking fake lmao

>>36766841
you're really handsome
be my bf?

>>36766841
your first mistake was dating down. now find someone who is closer to your equivalent

>>36766841
fuck off ed sheeran

>ITT: Cucks cucking cucks
I don't know who is the biggest cuck out of you two guys, holy shit you need to move on from this slut

>>36766415
Beat him with a sock full of quarters
rob/have her robbed

Beat him up obviously. Break his face you looser.

kys

obviously you should then dump stacy

>>36766415
Shank him.

>>36766841
Didn't know Ed Sheeran browsed /r9k/
Dig the new haircut

>>36766648
finally a man with balls and not a pussy whipped faggot who sets no boundaries.

>>36766415
Your girlfriend is a fucking slut and her ex is a sleezy sack of shit. Either man up and fuck them up or shut up and kys.