My 6'4 nordic uncle fell for the yellow fever meme and now

if he's on his way to being another Elliot "virgin" Rodger do everyone a favor and put a bullet in his head

do you have a picture of him? maybe i can date him instead uwu

How do you know he's gay for you?

>>36764587
No. We need more supreme gentlemen

>>36764622
He's not even as attractive as Elliot and he's abysmally short.

But I sort of secretly get off on flustering him, like resting my chin on his head. The way he blushes and gets mad when I tease him is sort of adorable.

>>36764629
He stares at my ass and tits a lot and he's pointed out girls he likes, and they are all strikingly similar in looks and height as me.

>>36764653
I kind of don't want that bad look on our family, plus I think I would be really sad if he an heroed.

>>36764653
This. Make his life as miserable as you can

>>36764587
>Tfw no stacy cousin to pity fuck me

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>>36764655

now i feel like you are just bragging. i'm sure he makes a better looking trap than you

>>36764731
>Anime poster
OF COURSE you would assume I'm a trap.

>>36764693
He's not the hero we need. He's the hero we deserve. Help him on his manifesto.

>>36764587
>be me, 19 years old
>half asian
>ubermanlet
>KHV
>forced to live in 6'4 nordic god father's shadow
>nordic cousin thinks that i'll go on a killing spree like a completely unrelated sociopath
>nordic cousin offers me pity sex, so i can taint my family's bloodline even further

>>36764674
Wait, so you're not a guy but a tranny?

>>36764587
No you shouldn't. Let the hapa faggot kill himself so his parents can realize what fuckups they are.

>>36764799
>>36764799
He's getting there desu. The other day he commented about women being useless holes and that we should go back to arranged marriages.

I responded teasingly "you know sometimes they would marry cousins" and he got really shy and quiet. So CUTE.

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>>36764587
If he married an Asian woman, he must be ugly as fuck.

>>36764587
Why don't you just say it straight out, that you think that your fully white cousin should have sex with you to avoid YOU going to go ER.

inb4 he rejects you

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>>36764798
>a female exists on this board
>implying

>>36764587
If it's his fate to become the new Elliot Rodger, then so be it. Don't interfere with destiny, you white hoe.