sissybot/ghey/bf thread >lust after peepees >lust after

My goal is to make every straight robot gay by the end of the year

>>36763800
this is what /r9k/ has become people.

>>36763857
>this is what /r9k/ has become people.
This is good
I like this

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>>36763800
>tfw gay
>tfw super dominant urges
>tfw all i want to do to a qt boy is tie him up by his ankles and wrists to a table so he can't move
>start giving him a hand job
>stop as he's about to shoot
>start eating his ass and fingering him
>get rock hard from his qt boy moans
>start jerking him off again
>stop before he shoots
>tease the head with my tongue and lips but don't take him in fully
>edge him a third time
>untie his ankles and mount him
>put my cock between his butt and push myself inside
>pound him while jerking him off
>feel his butt squeeze my cock while he shoots his boy milk without me touching him
>cum buckets inside him
>eat his boy hole again
>kiss him so we can share the taste of my cum and his sore hole
>now here comes the really lewd part
>cuddle for hours afterward with my arms around him

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>>36763910
wow anon that's pretty lewd...
-llocation??

>>36763857
there's no women, so men increasingly need each other.

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>>36764028
West Coast anon, in a damn desert.

>>36763857
If women weren't such shit it wouldn't be this way. Don't blame the symptoms, blame the causes.

i probably wouldn't be a faggot if the average women was less manly than a decent passable trap or twink

>>36763814
I'm straight plus I'm an old post-wizard... just try it you succubus/semen demon.

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You faggot spammers deserve a gas chamber. Degenerate fucks

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>tfw no pee pee to suck

>>36763800

And it's always, 100% of the time, an anime image, really, really gets one's noggin a joggin.

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tfw you'll never suck it

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>tfw all I want is a cute, skinny robot boy who isn't a total degenerate to cuddle with as we go adventuring around the world in a cozy van

Is life really so hard?

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>>36764130
>West Coast anon, in a damn desert.
Is that arizona? I used to live there. Honestly I miss living there, maybe it's just because high school was fairly comfy desu

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Tfw no discord fuckbuddy (male) who I can play with when I'm in the mood to play with some cute trap cock

>>36764291
what the fuck?
Now I'm gay!!!
What the fuck

>>36764305
You'll find someone when I stop being scared and get round to adding you

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>>36764322
Yeah it's some taken Australian guy who's really fucking cute and is like 11"-1' long

>>36764328
I'm never going to find someone anon I'm never going to leave this place I'm gonna die alone sighsighsigh

>>36764291
damn
So fucking
Hot
Tfw want to suck cock but dont want to die of aids

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There are lots of old men that will fuck you on the internet if you are willing to look.

If you want random guys to fuck you check out squirt d0t org.

If you just want to suck random dicks look up gloryholes and cruising.

>the rarest are the true qt3.14 trap bois that are hairless in all the right places, are clean, and smell like flowers.

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>tfw fucking my ass all day today with a feeldoe
>tfw when dreaming about finding a trap gf (male) to fuck and fuck me
>tfw love to crossdress and want to be called oneechan
>tfw will never find a qt sub femboi gf
It's an odd sort of feel.

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>>36764354
I know that feel not originnall want cocj

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i'm in oregon and i need snuggles and butt-stuffins~

>>36764344
We'll make it out of here, man

is this becoming a /soc/ thread

any qts in saskatchewan?
Anyone at all in saskatchewan?
pls

>>36763910
>come inside him

You don't wanna give him an infection, do you, anon? (I mean I'm pretty sure cumming inside someone's butt can cause an infection, even if you're healthy)

>>36763910
wow anon.. that's really lewd, but I don't think you can keep me from cumming when you eat my butt, it drives me really crazy

tfw no cute, safe, and caring bf's in saudi arabia to keep telling me it's all gonna be okay and rescue me out of here

If I wear the succubus (male) shirt am I more likely to find a bf?

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>>36764990
It's perfectly safe (and very pleasurable) to cum inside as long as you're free of diseases.

>>36765036
Don't worry saudi-anon, it'll be okay I promise. Some day soon you'll be free to love whoever you want to!

>>36763800
are vagina boys allowed here? :(

>>36765216
Only if they're cute

>>36765216
no roasties allowed

get OUT

Any New England gaybots?

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>>36763800
just do it oregeanly faggots

>>36765216
Only boyclits (butt) here

If you chopped your dick off go to some roastie thread.

I feel the same. My holes are so empty and listing for big throbbing cocks. Idk what to do lads.

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>>36765339
well there's always this anon, dont b shy

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>>36765339
>Idk what to do lads.
Post pics.

My big throbbing cock is lusting for wet boy holes.

>>36765358
This can't fill my empty holes

>>36764342
That looks closer to 9, still fucking beastly

>>36765367
Aww, sweet, too bad I'm on my phone and I can't do this right now.
*touches his big erected throbbing cock*

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>>36765372
>you cant feel the urge to fill ur holes if you're dead anon

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>>36765036
If you're really in Saudi Arabia it's just a matter of time b4 u end up like this anyway

>>36765376
It's not fully hard
You know how hard it is to get 100% hard at a size above 8"

>>36763800
How about you fuck off?

Sounds like a useful option

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>>36767059
>How about you fuck off?
How about you fuck me

>>36765439
There's actually a big underground gay community here, way too many for them to keep under control so the authorities only goes for gays that become too much publicized/cause scandals/become famous unlike Iran where they're probably stuck-up little faggots about gays.

Also I'm keeping a low profile. Don't get your hopes up you fucking autist.

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We need to purge these LARPing faggots and push them to /lgbt/

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>tfw no warm, cozy mouth around my pee pee

>>36767804
>tfw no warm, cozy mouth around my pee pee
Why do you say that without posting location desu

>tfw born straight and submissive
Yeah fuck off I wish I was gay then I wouldn't be lonely

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do people find big-dicked femboys cute? uwu

>>36767966
How big? I'm 7+"and pretty thick but I don't know if that counts as big.... oWo

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>>36763910
how do you feel about chastity stuff?

>>36767767
If I say yes will you leave FOREVER?

>>36768344
sawce? what does a qt twink have to do to get a slut like that bouncing on his lap

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>>36768490
idk I just had it in my big folder of chastity images.

And I guess being kind of dominant and wanting a qt to fuck senseless help a lot.

What other sorts of lewd things are you into anon?

>>36768563
>What other sorts of lewd things are you into anon?
all of them, sempai

>>36768357
Say no and then YOU can leave forever. Join us or flee. There is no other option but death, sweet child.

I need a gaybot to suck my cock right now

tfw nobody to shove their cock inside me ;~;

>>36769768
>>36769959
If you're in Stockholm I can be over in 5.

>be straight (khv if it matters)
>get chatting with a cute early mtf
>slowly but surely catch feelings somehow like a fucking retard and admit it, like a fucking retard
>slowly but surely stop talking
Now I don't know who or what I want. Doesn't matter anyway because it seems any and all conversational skill has been sapped from me.

>>36770290
Nah, US

all the gaybots are in Europe apparently

>>36770455
There's one in Saudi Arabia

He's /ourguy(female)/

>>36771004
He's not even that cute dude.
He takes pictures with a billion fucking filters and once someone will actually see his brown skin nobody will care.

>>36771543
That's a really rude comment

>>36771730
Well stop gathering around him like ants to sugar water.... He's not even that unique and especially with him being Arab he's too much effort for something that only showed photos covered by a billion filters.

>>36771543
but brown cuteboys are top tier anon

Post gay discord servers I can join in.

>>36771927
No they aren't.
Anything non white shouldn't be in the western world

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>>36763910
>>pound him while jerking him off
>>feel his butt squeeze my cock while he shoots his boy milk without me touching him
>jerk him off
>without touching him

anon, I...

>>36772388
Can you be my right wing bf anon? We can go to rallies and bash antifa skulls in

>>36773250
Sure thing anon.
Not sure I can go to rallies outside tho, I hate going when it's sunny