Anyone else here get vagina envy? l don't think l actually

>Look look mommy!! I posted it again!!

Didn't you already make this thread? This is not original.

no but i do have boypussy envy

>>36760603
no vaginas are shit tier. i love my benis.

>>36760618
>boypussy envy
r u a girl

>>36760630
no i'm an ugly ass man

>>36760603
Masturbation is only portrayed as "much more pleasurable" in pornos. You can't just start rubbing and start to feel good, actually hurts a little if you do that. You need to already be wet, and even then you need to be really horny to make it feel good

>>36760642
at least you have a mussy

>>36760658
eww
i want to be a cute twink boi

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>>36760603
>Anyone else here get vagina envy?
Every minute of every day.

>>36760650
please be my girlfriend and have sex with me

>>36760603
it really isn't fair

>>36760650
stop bullshitting

I'm ok with my current parts, really. I have something to penterate with and something to let others penetrate. Pretty good deal, all things considered. I mean, neither of those things happen, but it's theoretically good.

>>36760603
>I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms.
Look up sexual ankhing, i have one jerk sesh a day with like 4-12 orgasms

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>>36761291
Is this where you insert ankh of ancient power into your urethra and summon the holy spirit of Anubis into your penis? Cause it's honestly not that great.

>>36760780
I like girls and I'm horribly unattractive but thanks
>>36761169
It's true unless I have a fucked up gash

>>36761669
>I like girls
boooooooooo

>>36760650
it's the same for a guy you dumb dumb

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Stop spamming these threads ffs, 90% of people with dicks like having dicks, just stop, leave

saged

>>36761836
>this denial
Oh sweetie...