>be me >ordered enough from dominos to get rewards for

>>36759427
..you cannot possibly be serious...

If happened, 10/10 autism you got there
If didn't happen, nice pasta

jacking while you have a pie on the way is a bold play, I'll give you that

>>36759427
Why the fuck should you feel ashamed? She fucking delivers pizza. And she did a shit job. Should complain. If she says anything who cares? She is a god damn delivery driver. Order again. In fact request her. Repeat and never tip. And jizz yourself every time too.

>be me
>order dominos a lot daily
>delivery driver knows me on a first name basis

it was over before it even begun, lads

>>36760187
Damnit how much do you weigh?

>>36759427
This has to be fucking fake holy shit

>>36760175
you underestimate the lengths normies will take to ruin your reputation

>>36761223
if a shut in opens his door covered in cum while he is expecting a delivery his reputation should not get any mercy

>>36761223
It's easy enough to say she is lying.

>>36761547
Piss off you fucking disgusting normie

>>36761707
if you had to serve a jizz stained man you'd just shrug it off because you're such a robot

oh... no you wouldn't

>>36759427
>wagethot
Topkek
Don't worry anon, you can still order. I'd think nothing of it, I've opened the door while naked sometimes.

>>36761747
i wouldn't give a shit
and i'd most likely would shrug it off knowing me
i'd wash the living shit and germx the living shit out of my fucking hands

>>36761747
we've all seen jizz. im sure that roastie has swallowed a good amount of it too
no need to freak out over a little bit on someone's shirt

>>36761798
he signed a receipt that she had to carry back and process. If you aren't skeeved out by knowingly touching other people's semen I can't relate to you

>>36761854
It's too obvious that you're underage anon.

>>36759427

What kind of unholy retardation did I just read...?

>>36761887
I'm 27 my man, I get some of you are unwashed but I can't accept you'd not be offended by having to touch a smell jizz in the course of your job, or think that it would be unfair to shame them for it

>>36761854
go back to car and use hand sanitizer
you'll be fine

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>>36761930
get out norman you're obviously not one of us.

>>36759427
anon, working as a delivery person for dominos is WAY less autistic and demeaning than forgetting to clean the jizz off your shirt. Stay strong friend.

>>36761930
>i'm 27 my man
>gets freaked out over some jizz
you're not 27 stop trying to fool us.

>>36761970
>>36761993
is this some sort of hyper ironic trolling or are you guys just literal faggots?

If you were chad you could have got her to clean it up with her tounge

but you aren't chad

>>36759427
I guarantee she told everybody she works with about this and they all laughed at you. Probably remembered your address so they can be prepared for more spaghetti if you dare to order more. i wouldn't do it op

ITS ALREADY ON r/4chan. OP is from reddit

>>36762435
sauce on this? i dont believe you

>>36762435
>you actually browse reddit
NORMIES GET OUT

>>36762435
>browses reddit
>tries to insult others that browse reddit
anon...

>>36762435
I did not need to know that existed, just imagine threads about "so funny XD" screenshots filled with redditor tripfags
worse than dick cancer

>>36762493
>>36762521
>>36762565
we need to be able to gas people over the internet

>>36761898
you dont belong here boy

>>36760036
not advising it, but i live in the bronx (lol i know) and sometimes deliveries can take literally an hour before they show up because everything takes forever here.

there have been times where i could legitimately fap multiple times before my food arrives if i really wanted to

>>36763426
this guy gets it. its always a good time for a fap