ITT: Describe your NIGHTMARE partner. They have to be the gender

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ITT: Describe your NIGHTMARE partner. They have to be the gender you're more attracted to, but everything else is as unappealing as realistically possible.

Also don't just describe an ex.

For me, she would be:

>Obese
>Short, dyed hair
>Squinty, beady, wide-set eyes
>Wide, blobby nose with flared nostrils
>Very sloped forehead
>Small, saggy deflated tits with puffy brown nipples
>Hank Hill ass
>Top-heavy
>Obnoxious tattoos
>Numerous piercings

>Vegetarian or vegan
>Smokes, drinks, does drugs
>Very liberal poitical views, SJW
>Sexual partner count in the double or triple digits
>Has child(ren)
>Poor hygiene
>Loud
>Stupid
>Not funny but thinks she's hilarious
>Generic mainstream taste in media
>No interest in video games
>Complains all the time
>White (I'm actually most attracted to white girls, but hideous ones can be especially bad)
>At least partial Jewish heritage, which she often brings up
>Borderline/Histrionic Personality Disorder
>Expects to be treated like a princess
>Dead fish in bed