My mother wants me to get a tattoo, what's a funny thing

why does your mother want you to get a tattoo?

tell her eyeball tattoos, isis flag across your chest, "nigger killer" on your forehead, a cock next to your mouth

>>36757783

tell her you will get a tattoo if she gets an IQ test

>>36757815
She always liked this heavy metal crap, also married a guy who make tattoos.

>>36757850
Already did.

>>36757783

"son I want you to look like the men who left me"
"maybe then girls will like you, just how I liked trash"

I bet thats her mindset, she thinks girls are going to make the same mistakes she made so wants you to get tats

BRATZ dolls logo on your cheek

Well why not just let single mothers get abortions if their lives are so poor and terrible

>>36757890
>the men who left me

Actually he is a manlet and has no tattoos, and she left him instead of letting me live in Europe. Claims he has anger issues, also claims I have it. Needless to say she has.

Seriously guys, what do I need to tell her to make her stop talking with me? I already tried to yell at her face about how she destroyed my life and single mothers are the cancer of society right in front of her mother making her finally cower and look at her feet how the worthless whore should do all the time with me, but she treated me with respect for only 2 months after that.

>>36758086
Don't be mean to your mom, she loves you.

She may be an evil bitch who doesn't actually, but she probably does. Don't make her miserable when she cares about you.

>>36757783
Y not tell her tattoos suck and u wld rather not have this "art" (ie some fat flatulant loser's lame ass scribbles) anywhere on yiur body even for a moment, much less permanently

>>36758419
>Don't be mean to your mom,
>she loves you.
>reddit texting

Absolutely kill yourself normalcunt