>new neighbors >loud as fuck >let their nigger cat in

>living in an apartment
>not living in a cabin in the countryside

you reap what you sow, fuckface

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>chilling at home watching tv
>someone knocks on the side door
>open it
>big, shirtless white guy with face tattoos and a row of beercans tatted across his chest
>says he locked himself out of his apartment next door
>asks for a butterknife or flat head so he can get back in
>grab him a butter knife cus im not about to say no to this man
>he leaves
>comes back 2min later
>thanks me and gives me the knife back
at first I thought i accidentally let a man break into my neighbors house but no, he's actually my neighbor

now they're playing shitty pop music loudly

FUCKING REE

>>36756309
You need to be 18 to post here

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>>36756272
kill the cat, do it

as long as the rent is cheap

fuck paying a shit load for rent

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>>36756400
Save for a deposit rent nigger.

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>In uni apartments
>Qt3.14 Asian girls live across from my window
>watch them cooking in their kitchen
>see them hang out bras and panties
>one night one gets out of shower, goes to kitchen wrapped in towel
>grab binoculars like a ninja
>all lights in my room are off, pitch black
>get focus, notice towel slightly separated while she's making tea
>can see hairy gook vagina
>diamonds
>just about to start fapping
>she looks out sliding door
>somehow notices me
>closes blinds
>they haven't opened blinds again

Fucking bitches REEEEE

>>36757183
>binoculars
You fool, like the Finnish sniper The White Death you should have relied solely on your bare vision. One glint off the glass is all it takes to be spotted, and then you're counter-sniped.

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>>36757256
They've got anti glare lenses. It wasn't sposed to be like this. They took away my eye candy!

>tfw all WHITE neighborhood

feels good famalam

>>36756272
what race are they

>>36757316
>stubby fat fuck hands

not sure what i expected

>>36757316

You should've taken pics instead anon.

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>>36757376
How the fuck are my hands stubby faggot?

You know what they say about guys with big hands right?

>>36757451
Yeah I know. Maybe one day they'll let their guard down and I'll get another chance.

>>36757536
buy some cream your skin looks terrible

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>>36757536

Great pepe mug anon.

Proud of you.

>>36756272
my downstairs neighbor learned my name from the screams of my ex

she was faking it but w/e, I'm sure the neighbor thought I was a slayer so that's all that matters

>>36757536
>Fitbit owner

This shit writes itself

>>36757575
Faggot

>>36757597
Nobody cares

>>36757575
I'm over 30 and I smoke

>>36757591
Thanks Anon. Kek is with me.

>>36757986
What's wrong with owning a fitbit?

>>36758029
>Obese smoker
>Fitbit owner

>>36756425
Besides being black. Why the fuck is their skin smooth as shit?