Hello /r9k/, I know how stupid and high-risk it is to ask for

>High school starts
>Still play vidya but I was doing IB so I had to devote less and less time, but I take up drumming instead
>It's is good tho, I have my close friends and we're cool and I'm loving playing the drums
>Second term sophomore year I see this girl in my pre-HL Chem class (school made us take prep courses - it was kinda retarded when I think about it)
>She is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, brunette and green eyes, I still have a thing for green eyes to this day
>I'm literally stunned, I could look at her all my life and still not get bored
>Teachers sees me frozen and yells to me to take my seat because I'm looking like an idiot in the middile of the class just staring,frozen
>Whole class turns to look at me and for a brief moment I lock eyes with her
>Felt like I got shot and I could feel as if a bullet pierced me for a second
>All of this was like ten seconds but felt like five minutes to me
>My face is red and I scan the room to find an empty seat
>Alex tells me after class that I was being such a faggot
>I don't even care
>To this day I have no idea what that class was about at all, I just kept staring at her
>Go home that day and I listen to Pink Floyd all day in my bed, was a big fan back then

>>36752940
>Decide that my only chance with this girl is going to be through music
>Just to get her attention I form a band with my friends, Alex on bass
>We're mostly playing Megadeth and I'm actually learning quite a bit - but I was never too interested in Megadeth
>Alex was a hge Megadeth fan, but I didn't care I was just having fun
>Have these nights where we meet up at one of the members' houses, smoke weed and listen to music all night
>I start getting more invested in music, so do my friends feels like we genuinely enjoy playing together
>Decide to play for the school so we rehearse for two months for a five song setlist
>The day of the show I literally had to carry the entire drumkit three floors, wasn't feeling like a rock-star anymore
>As we preapare the stage a crowd starts to gather
>Soundcheck done, I'm sitting on the throne (the drum stool) looking for her in the crowd that's like maybe fifty people.

CONT'D

>>36753098
>We start playing our setlist and with more popular songs there is a bigger crowd
>We're ripping through the list and by the fifth song I'm absolutely spent
>Crowd is actually quite large, some even watching from the upper floors
>Finish our set, and the applause we get (from maybe one or two hundred people now) is still one of the best feelings I've had in my life
>I don't care though, I'm still hoping to see her
>People start dispersing and I'm disassembling the cymbals still looking for her, but to no avail
>There is no crowd now and she is definitely not here, it was a good show but I'm not feeling happy too much
>I carry the kit upstairs again
>I think this was sixth period, get my stuff and starts walking to the chem lab, I'm late
>She's there
>Felt sad that she skipped the show but realize that my seat is taken
>Search for an empty one and I can't believe it, it's next to her
>Heart beating really fast, I wasn't even so nervous in front of the crowd, what the fuck is happening
>Walk to the seat next to her slowly, I'm trying to look cool but my heart is about the rip my veins any moment

CONT'D

hurry up and finish your gay story faggot

>>36753363
>I am now sitting next to her but I can't dare to speak a single word
>I can't believe my luck but I can't help but be a little pussy faggot and keep silent
>I feel so tense I can't even work my muscles to breathe right
>Have you ever felt so anxious in a situation where you literally forgot how to breathe ?
>Out of no where she turns to me and says, "Your guys were really good today"
>WHAT
>I'm in shock and was just able to maybe say "Uhh... uhh.. thanks..."
>Think to myself how much of a stupid faggot I am
>"I don't think we spoke before you are always so silent, I'm Sarah"
>"Yeah, people say that I'm anon"
>We start chatting in class and I can't believe I'm actually talking to her
>Talk to her all class, can't believe we're hitting it off
>Learn that her favorite color is yellow
>Learn that she had a dog when she was twelve but it ran away
>Learn that sometimes her parents argue a lot in the house
>Learn a bunch of shit about her
>Go home feeling higher than I ever felt, I couldn't sleep that night

CONT'D

fuck are you on about, something about a horse im too lazy to read your stupid story

>>36753709
i dont give a fuck just cut to the chase already

>>36753709
I'm curious but fucking write these out beforehand

>>36753861
>>36753780
>>36753668

Sorry, like I said it's literaly my second time posting here, gonna try to keep it shorter from now on

>>36753709
>We chat every now and then in chem class for about two or three weeks
>Decide to ask her out, what could go wrong ?
>She says yes and we decide go see a movie
>Go see Transformers, it was meh
>We kiss and I feel like I'm reaching the stars
>I know what love feels like
>I know now what "Pigs on the Wing" is about
>I've never felt something like this before
>Pure ecstacy

CONT'D

>>36753927
Ain't mad lol just in the future

>>36753927
ayy hold up you ain't got nothing on Animals if you ain't heard it tripping acid

>>36753927
>Me and Sarah are really happy together
>I always had a talent for chem, so I also "help" her a lot after school as well
>Alex in the meantime is bitchy about how pussy-whipped I've become, fuck off Alex you cunt
>The band's still good though, we play some shows every two months at shitty dive bars
>Schoolwork gets hard with every year, but I try to juggle everyting, seems good for now
>In our senior year we get to open for one of the biggest bands in our country, Manga - they had gotten second place in Eurovision
>Biggest crowd I've seen in my life, feels like a scene from Troy
>About to take stage in a couple of minutes and I can feel my heart beating through my t-shirt
>She gives me a good luck kiss and I feel calm
>We go and blaze through the set, there were maybe two thousand people there but I'm not too sure
>That night after the show, I try MDMA for the first time and have the best sex ever in my life, feeling full of life and love

CONT'D

>>36754015
will try it this summer m8

>>36754129
How much you got left mate?

>>36754164
three posts tops

>>36754129
>Now that I think about it when Manga came in second in Eurovision, their song was about a love between a robot and a human, lul
>I get into med school that year, which is fucking great because I always wanted to do so, Sarah got in econ and Alex took a gap year to figure his shit out
>Take a trip with Sarah during the summer for that year, we travel to Nice and then come back to southeast of Turkey, pretty good
>It's fucking hot and humid as shit though, really tough to sleep
>Get up one night because can't sleep
>Browsing the web when my laptop gives me that stupid iCloud photo sync notification
>It's her account, she didn't bring her laptop and we were both using mine
>Click on it because just cuz plus its also four a.m. so just killing time waiting to go sleep
>Going through some of the pictures we took
>See a dick pic
>This isn't my dick
>It definitely isn't my dick
>WHAT
>Why is this here ?
>Curiosity gets the best of me so I go to check her phone
>Feeling sick and anxious
>Go through her messages, checking everyone at this point
>Check her phone for a good thirty minutes when I see her convo with Alex from like a week ago
>See weeks and weeks of sexting
>"He doesn't know, don't ruin it"
>"He won't ever know"
>Feel sick, my hands shook a little bit as I was typing this now
>Get out to get some air

CONT'D

>>36754409
Ooof c-c sorry mate... better it happen now than further down the road though

>>36754409

>What the fuck do I do ?
>Decide to pack my shit and go, tears running down my cheeks
>Text her : "I know about Alex and you."
>Pack my shit into a small bag, leave my favorite sex pistols tee
>Get in the car
>I drove for seven or eight hundred kilometers that night (400 miles ?), only stopped for gas
>Came back home, turn my phone on
>A lot of missed calls, a lot of texts, don't even respond
>Go to my room, cry myself to sleep listening to Pink Floyd
God I fucking love Pink Floyd

CONT'D (FINAL)

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>>36754409
I have a severe jealousy issue so this hits really hard for me especially

Shieeet you got cuckerini'd

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>>36754596
Stfu u insensitive cunt

This story is fake and gay
>cucked by the bass player
this never happens

>>36754749
this bass guitar players are gay as fuck

>>36754749
Drummer is even lower in band hierachy.

>>36754799
Do you know why drummer jokes are two-liners?
So the drummers won't get them.

>>36754799
Only in shit tier normie garbage
https://YouTube .com/watch?v=Gzf4LY0J45s

>>36754587
When did this happen, OP?

>>36754587

>All of this was about two years ago
>Jamming with my new two-year band now
>Decide we should play a show at may fest
>We sign up but get informed that there is an online poll
>Whatever people will like our music
>Go to check polls this morning see the second band behind us take first
>Click on their video
>NO WAY
>Alex on bass
>Can't believe it
>Blood starts to boil
>We gather our friends to vote, but how many friends does a guy who browses 4chan have ?
>We are losing
/r9k/ I don't know what to do now. I seriosuly don't. I KNOW of the countless examples on 4chan NOT to ask for favors and how wrong it goes. I don't have another corner to come to. This is my first time after like four years posting on this website.


I play in "modernadam", second in the polls. If I could play this show through the power of robots and neets, that'd make my year.

https://fans.vote/v/AColYktO8rk

>inb4 not your personal army

drumbot out.

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I'm calling bullshit but I'll still vote

I went to take a nap for an hour and you're STILL typing this story

>>36755009
I'll vote if you can post a link to your music. Gotta know what I'm voting for.

>>36755072
nope. all done

sad story faggot, I'll vote for you. Sarah can suck my balls too btw

>>36755092
This
And post timestamp with photo, we'd see ye on the clip anyway

>>36755092
it's in the post,


https://fans.vote/v/AColYktO8rk

It takes your email and FB, fuck that

>>36755092
>>36755112
disregard me I suck cocks, each band in the poll has a youtube link to one of their songs.

>>36755009
You got my vote OP

If this is an elaborate phishing scam to get my fb password I won't be angry I'll just be very disappointed

which band is alexs

>>36755207
pagos, according to the poll.
We're 333 votes (wew, I got trips) vs. Alex's 365 votes. OP might actually be winning this poll if we vote for him.

But OP, it's one week left until the concert. When is the deadline for the poll?

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>>36752853
Time machine modulus biopic when?

Your a fucking normie, but I figured I'd vote since I got nothing else to do. But it asked for normiebook, fuck that.
Sorry you got cucked op, thats what happens when you fall for the vaginal jew. You probably deserve to lose.

Wow.. I played burnout as a fucking teenager you child.

voted, bless u man

>>36755256
It's got about maybe 20 hours - and r9k is my last resort.

>>36755009
i voted for you anon, if you make I will be very glad. if not, make sure to make Alex's life miserable

>>36755311
Post picture with timestamp and I'll vote

Voted you in. getting cucked 2 times in a row by the same cunt isn't something a person should go through.

Everyone should go to the youtube video of pagos song and comment 'fuck alex'

Just voted on you OP

This is definitely b8

>>36755426
but the bass player's real name isn't actually Alex.
It's Berk Bespinar.
BERK.

Voted OP bust a nut on his chest after you win to show dominance

The story is definitely made up but you know why not, enjoy the vote OP, your dedication to that bullshit story earned it

>>36755507
lmao found him on facebook

I voted for you. Come on guys help op win this

show us his page

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Done..But still u could send timestamp...To be sure it's not fake

>>36755009
I voted for you but even if this is fake it was an interesting greentext just fuckn write them out beforehand

>>36754409
Why am I crying? I'm so sorry for you.

ARE YOU TURKISH,
SO AM I MY FELLOW ROACH

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>>36755009
Yours is the face of someone who is dead inside.
Win and beat up Alex, cuckfriend.

>>36755593
do the research yourself, doxxing people (posting their personal info) is a banable offense.
I found "Alex"s facebook page, but there's no one on his friend list named Sarah.
I also found the name of OP and a band picture of him, but OP doesn't seem to be on facebook.
The identity of "Sarah" remains unclear.

Voted.
Fuck that piece of garbage Alex, I know the pain and rage from being backstabbed.

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Not voting unless pic w/ timestamp

>>36755822
Maybe Sarah is a pseudonym?

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>>36755343
>>36755704
>>36755866

here you go


>>36755822
I changed the names to avoid breaking the pace of the story with foreign names. Also to protect people's identities as well. Not asking for you to flame people, just put our band on stage, that's it.


>>36755790
bir roach bir roach' a ne desin ? Oy at breh :)

>>36755876
Most likely.
There were too many qts on "Alex"s facebook profile to pick out the stunning beauty OP described. Nor did "Alex" have any relationship status visible, nor any public pictures of him with a qt girl.

>>36752853

I can't believe that the entire story boils down to you requesting a personal army. I thought that the bitch you wanted to fuck dies in a tragic accident or something.

Also, you're like what, 18, 19? You'll look back and wonder why any of these people meant anything to you in a couple of years.

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Got your back OP voted 4 ya

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>>36755009
>>36755507
Is Berk the manlet or the guy with the goatee? Either way, I can see why OP got cucked.

Also
>being so cucked that the band chose to showcase a song that makes your drum playing look completely unremarkable
damn man...

Also OP, to be honest, your band is gonna lose to Pagos; their song is just straight up better than the one you all put out

Why does everyone in the link op gave look the same?

>>36755009
Meanwhile the other guy posted it on /b/ or reddit.

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>>36752853
>https://fans.vote/v/AColYktO8rk
op I feels you. I voted 4 u. I play drums and bass in the USA.

You know, this situation is so common that your posts seem like copypasta. Up until the voting part. Serves you right, though, dealing with women and all.

I would vote, but
>need to log in with kikebook
Sorry bud

>>36755009
>normiebook required

lol N O P E get out of here with that

>>36754015
Completely unrelated question, but have you tried any other psychedelics? I've tripped on shrooms 5-6 times now, and had some pretty unpleasant side effects and i'm wondering if i'd like acid more.

Why is there such a big disparity between the first two and the others?

>>36755009
>cucked by your bassist

Not even the guitarist or vocalist? Dude...

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>>36757282
>doubting the bassist's sexual charisma and prowess

>>36755898
Fair enough I'll vote

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Feels bad man :/ voted for you though since you gave timestamp

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>>36757319
>believing in the bassist's sexual charisma and prowess

We guitarists overshadow you

>>36756581
>>36757339
>>36756186
>>36757386

Thanks for the votes so far, we're closing the gap but there is still like ten points between us and them.

It's 3.20 AM here so I might check this thread later if it doesn't 404.

Vote for "modernadam" robots.

>>36756426
wut
oh, and fuck sarah

>>36755009
We're not your personal army and you are not a robot. I voted for you only because Sarah is a bitch and I want to make Alex's life miserable for what he did to you.

>>36752853
>Vidya was life
Ya see that was your problem right there. Vidya isn't life, ball is. Go on the court and step your free throw game up!

Bumperoni I voted
Hope you win op fuck Sarah and Alex

I hope you win but not touching kikelikes. Really though, go over to /b/ or /mu/ or something. There's bound to be faggots who will back you up.

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>>36752853
voted for you op

good luck

enjoy this fresh, most rare homemade pepe.

>>36752853
Bump
Hope you win!

Voted for you. I really hope you win. I just found out my ex-gf has a bf and I felt so broken. Can't even imagine what you went through.
I like your band too.

>>36752853
bumping for op's victory

Man they are still above you :/

>>36759204

Well he's a failed-normie cuck trying to do the personal army stuff on the most bitter and misanthropic board on 4chan. I imagine some people here would vote against him just because.

>>36752853
>>36758172
/mu/ is your best bet OP. Also not touching faceberg but best of luck. Please stay in Turkey.

bumporigio

>>36759438
>/pol/tard attempts to empathize with other races

>>36759937
my empathy stops at the border

7 more robros

Only need 7 more votes robos, if you win you must post a celebration post.

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>>36755898
lan bi amcik icin geldigin hale bak >>36755806 o surat ne oyle mahkeme duvari gibi pezevenk

bu orospulara kafayi takmayacaksin cok evlat. daha buyuk seylerin pesinden kos, kafani dusurme siktiminin kevaseleri icin

>>36755009
voted. im truly sorry about what happened there. if i was you i would probably kidnap and torture him

>>36752853
I need to see how hot this girl is before i make a judgement. post her fb or insta

OP, I like your hair a lot. Voted for you, show that fucking manlet who's the best. Big props to you for doing the right thing and disregarding the roastie.

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Cmon you robots, we are so close spread the word like HIV let's do some good. Reposting link so easier to find.

https://fans.vote/v/AColYktO8rk

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>>36761673
Fellow drumbot here, I'll vote for you

>>36761706
I'm not OP just trying to keep thread alive since we are so close

Holy shit, it's tied...

>being a kafir
Sorry faggot if you were a true mu'mineen I would have supported you

>>36752853
Ok, I voted and I like your story but... How are you a robot again?
You had friends, you made a band that became succesful, you had a girlfriend, you still have a band and play for a lot of people. I honestly don't understand why do you think you have it as bad to be a robot.
Also, why do you still hate that guy and why are you still hurt for what happened? They were both assholes, she was a slut and he was a bad friend, so why is it that you are angry because he took someone away from you when that person wasn't yours to begin with, she didn't really love you in the first place if she had some kind of relationship with someone else from the beginning. I don't see why it still affects you or how winning this contest or whatever the hell that is might help in any way.

>>36762168
considering the story isn't made up just for people to vote.

I voted for you OP
fuck Sarah, after you whipe Alex you should ask him what happened between them and punch him in the face for closure.