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>sisters birthday last week
>her and her friends are having a party downstairs
>she begged my mom to let her do it somewhere else, but my mom said that she would make sure I wouldnt bother her and her friends
>she is 15 and her friends are around the same age
>all her friends are vapid cunts and I dont want to risk losing my virginity to anyone but my 10/10 virgin dream girl so I decide to stay in my room
>just finished watching a couple episodes of mlp
>those qt ponies always make me parched
>sneak past mother and go downstairs into the kitchen to grab another two liter mountain dew
>I crawl on the floor like a snake so I can slither by them without them see me
>their slut senses must have picked up on the fact that Im only wearing my semen stained undies
>they start to leave the kitchen revolted
>out of the corner of my eye I see the most beautiful semen demon you an imagine
>pig tails
>short shorts
>no make up
>she couldnt have been older than 12
>literally perfect
>I run over to her and grab her to take her into my room
>she starts screaming when i put my hands on that soft pale skin
>all the girls seem really scared
>lol. like I would be tainted by their moldy, gaping cunts
>i hiss at them and drag this beute up the stairs by the root of her hair
>dad must have heard the screaming and came to see what was happening
>right before I get into my room he hits me in the back of my head with a closed fist
>"anon bad!" he screams
>i drop the girl, turn and hiss at him.
>barely make it into my room with my life
Didnt get any sweet loli puss, but mom and dad got a visit from the police with the girls parents. kek. those sluts wont be coming back anytime soon
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>>36750798
top kek. this made my day anon, thanks
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>>36750798
I liked this and feel obligated to post.
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>>36750798
>Actually touched a woman
Fucking normies, get the fuck out
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>>36750798
how's it going r/4chan?
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>>36751457
>this is reddit tier
reddit stole this kind of quality posts from 4chan, fuck off newfag.
nice story, OP.
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>>36751543
I'm saying some faggot will screen cap this and post it on reddit
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>>36751592
you weren't clear, try to not be so autistic next time when you're typing up a post.
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>>36751543
This is actually a very old copy pasta
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>>36751621
this reply is pure autism
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>>36750798
i think we all can relate to this, thanks for sharing your story
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>>36751748
it can't be older than 12
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>>36751760
you are on a board full of autists anon
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>>36750798
Include me in the screencap
Origional
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>>36750798
this is a good post tbqhfam
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Almost normalfag here. I have a little brother social butterly. Used to bring hella underage girls over to our house. I have a shit load of stories if anyone cares. Im tired of dumping oc and it gets ignored. Ask for it i guess
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>>36750798
>crawl on the floor like a snake so I can slither by them without them see me
Right
I'm guessing you weigh 400 pounds.
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>>36753164
Did you fuck any?
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>>36753413
No. But i got them to flash tits and watch me masturbate and watch gore when they couldnt it
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>>36753465
Did you ever wingman your bro? Or were you more on the side of making him look bad in front of the girls?
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>>36750798
>Didnt get any sweet loli puss
Did you at least get tendies?
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>all the redditors and newfags thinking this post is original and not a copypasta
Why does this piss me off so much
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>>36754451
>google excerpt from text
>no results
how am I supposed to recognize rare copypasta? inb4 newfag, been here since 2009.
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>>36754556
It's not even rare I've only been here about a year and I've seen it about 8 times here and a few times on other sites
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