Autistic habits thread? >always feel things to make sure

keep trying to fit in despite it never working out

when im drunk, i dont get courage or become some annoying autist
i become like a depression machine that emits an aura as well

i as well can't eat if im not watching anything

>>36750705
>tfw cant be a normal drunk

I actually get happy and forget the depression but I get so sleepy that I only get to enjoy it for like an hour max before I fall asleep

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>gag exactly 3 times while brushing teeth
>use blinker
>freeze m&ms
>get to uni early to switch out seat for most favorable one

I watch Youtube videos and pause intermittently to say my responses out loud.

>>36750962
>>freeze m&ms
Why?

>>36751042
Not him but I do it too, it just kind of tastes better to me for some reason. Same reason you freeze chocolate I guess

>Keep watching marble racing videos over and over
>Ordered at least 100 marbles because of how marble racing tickles my autism just right

>every time I do autistic things I keep repeating 'autism' in my head or say it out aloud when I'm alone
>tip my finger in salt and eat it
>make strange noises instead of 'yes', 'no', 'what?', etc.
>often end conversations with 'thank you' or 'you too' before realising the other guy said something to keep it going
>stick my finger in my asshole and sniff it after wiping
>have 3+ tabs of r9k open at work, one on every VM
>turn up the music while driving past kids waiting for the school bus so I look cool
>have a wojak sticker on my car
>steal cigs from my mum
>turn off tv when romance or sex scene comes up
>visit deep fried memes, me_irl, etc.

>>36750633
I've grown used to sighing really loud when I'm alone and something's not going my way or I'm bored.
I also subconsciously learn habits from vidya characters and such.
Played MGS3, started spinning shit around like Ocelot and such.
I'm pretty autistic.

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>>36752465
>every time I do autistic things I keep repeating 'autism' in my head or say it out aloud when I'm alone
>tip my finger in salt and eat it
>make strange noises instead of 'yes', 'no', 'what?', etc.
>often end conversations with 'thank you' or 'you too' before realising the other guy said something to keep it going
>stick my finger in my asshole and sniff it after wiping
>turn off tv when romance or sex scene comes up
>turn up the music while driving past kids waiting for the school bus so I look cool

A-anon, are you me?

>>36752531
>I also subconsciously learn habits from vidya characters and such.
I hold my trombone like pic related and I act a bit fem and walk with strides and hands in pocket like Persona 3-5 protags, I somewhat know the feels

>>36752465
>go to work early so people won't see my failed attempts at parking and I have more space
>still drive to mcdonalds every day because eating with coworkers makes me even more nervous
>scream at my cats (not enough to scare them, I fucking love them)
>unironically screaming reee when I'm alone until my throat hurts
>don't eat tomatoes or salad in general
>make a lot of strange noises in general
>start sentence and stop halfways because my brain gave up on me and I don't know where to go from now, start new unrelated sentence and hope conversation partner just ignores it
>wash my dick in the sink
>can't watch porn with males fucking females in it. female only or male only

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>>36752611
You're fine mate.

>subconsciously say "Yare yare" in a deep voice like Jotaro
>this actually helped deepen my voice. but at the same time deepened my autism

>>36752611
I'm sorry for you anon. This world is too good for us.

>pretend to go somewhere if someone moves in my way instead making myself noticed
>sing lady gaga out aloud
>go completly silent in groups because my brain shifts into panic mode and it's like 'me against them'
>focus so hard on eye contact that I don't remember what someone said
>look at my phone even tho I know for a fact that there is not a single notification and do 2-4 turns 2048
>make way too much room when walking on the sideway
>unironically cry while remembering autistic stuff in bed
>cycle through super markets because cashiers started making comments about my alcohol habits
>called my mom a nigger for a while (stopped after it became a fbf meme)

>>36752667
>but at the same time deepened my autism
This made me laugh. Get ripped and do it without shame.

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Have conversations with myself, which is probably pretty normal, but I do it with completely different voices that have taken on their own persona with time.

The most prominent ones are a war veteran, a high school english teacher in Korea, and a 6 year old girl.

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>>36752667
>whenever talking with immature people and they say something stupid i get in the moment and do an old joseph "oh my god"
>i do the jotaro hat tip frequently but sometimes the yare yare
>frequently say that i've attained heaven whenever something good happens

>>36752867
I don't get this one. How do people pretend to be someone else?
I'm so socially inept I already have to pretend to be myself or at least what I imagine other people think of me. Everything else is completly unfathomable for me. Those people live a life so much different from mine. For example sex is a thing I only know from books or tv and yet for them it's a normal part of life.

>>36752867
I have a half-developed tulpa that I talk to on occasion whenever everything's quiet and I have enough concentration to manifest it in my head.

It's basically guts from berserk personality and voice-wise

>>36750633
>can only eat food while watching kitchen nightmares (i prefer us version for this while preferring the uk version for actual entertainment)

To be fair, eating nice food while watching people completely fail to succeed at cooking is comfy as fuck.

>pull out my phone, hold it in the middle and spin it around in my hand when uncomfortable or feel the need to do something
>cant stop collecting pokemon cards, whenever i see something new come out i feel the need to buy it.
>say ree in real life

>>36751076
I mma start doing this

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>>36752465
>tip my finger in salt and eat it
Kek I do this too it's breddy tasty

Usually when I'm distracted or daydreaming, I (almost inaudibly) mutter responses to conversations I see on tv as if I were one of the people being spoken to

>>36750705
i had that as well

try weed, if its allowed in your country. i started drinking less because of it and it feels funnier, better and is probably better for you to

>>36751029
I sometimes pause while playing a game or watching a video just to think about random shit like my opinion on something or a conversation i had.

>>36750633
i am physically incapable of withholding snarky comments

>>36756589
that's not an autistic habit, it's a bitchy defense mechanism