HEY ROBOTS
The last song you listened to? Find it. However long it is in minutes is now how long your dick is in inches.
How hung are you?
ALSO POST THE SONG IF YOU WANT
>tfw ~8 inches
feels VERY good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juPhTKmdqMI&index=898&list=WL
Does it rly feel that good? Dumb thread btw
>7 inches
wow! i can't believe i shrunk over a foot hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nInYs3cOX2M
Fuck you, I want a tiny penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zH-kV-Fsg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRrGCVlMHk
>10
I always knew my love of GY!BE would help me with the ladies one day
>>36749151
I would be 1.9 inches longer, so yeah it'd be awesome
also you're just mad you didn't think about it first
>>36749161
how fucking old is this song what the hell
>>36749209
you're going to tear a woman apart
what fucking genre is this
>>36749288
>GY!BE
please god no FUCK NO
>>36749130
>51 inches
hmmm, don't know if i should be happy about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbGV-MVfgec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
Oh! Would you look at that!
>>36749342
>>36749386
You two are blatantly cheating
whatever now you have disgustingly large dicks that can't be used for shit HAHAHHAHAH
Anyway the current high score is 51 inches can anyone fucking beat that???
>>36749441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkqZawOqgBY
I'm the kang
260: lcm(2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83) by Bull of Heaven
It's 8,468,560,238.75 years long
Hell yeah mulattoes I'm gonna bang time space right in its righteous black hole (male) with my ginormous meat dragon and get my own gravitational shaft pull, the sheer amount of blood it'd take to fill my cock up to an erection would cause the second coming of jenkem moses (female) and drown god (shemale) out of heaven straight down on a never ending water slide of dick blood, my cum shot will be the most powerful weapon capable of impregnating and decimating entire planets and destroying galaxies, so RIGHTEOUS, so BEAUTIFUL the entire human population will be making cities on my shaft and you can just lay down on my dick and get warmed up by my blood anytime you needed a place to sleep, getting a boner would take billions and billions of years, me getting an erection would be documented in the history books as boner tectonics separating the very fabrics of the phallic planet, i'd change the currency to cum, grow wings and fly us through space on the USS cockship conquering the unknown one cumshot at a time
poundtown