Lonely? WHy not befriend crows? >will protect you >will

I miss gullbro

How do I befriend crows?

I always enjoy seeing crows, they're pretty cool birds.

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Are crows cooler than ravens?

>>36749048
Firstly, you have to attract the. Using a crow-whistle (Link: https://www.amazon.co.uk/ACME-259-Decoy-Whistle-Crow/dp/B000EEL8TE) could help with that. As well as buying fake crow doll type things and placing it nearby will also attract them.
You should place food and water outside every day (They like peanuts and other types of nuts, as long as they can easily get into the shell) and they'll start coming every day. Once they start seeing you put the food outside, they'll start relating you to food and water, and will be friendly to you.


They remember faces, and if they see anyone attack you they will remember them and likely attack them on sight. Same goes for you,

>>36749138
Ravens aren't easy to befriend. And are rare-ish
where I live

>>36749107
crows are great

>>36749140
This sounds fucking awesome

They won't eat my cat will they?

>>36749240
No, they won't. your cat will likely eat them. Please dont let your cat eat them

Will crows helpnmr with girls?

>>36749019
I can confirm, I used to live in a rural city with a shit ton of crows. Two or three different murders.

I fed and befriended the ones closest to me, and they brought me shit all the time. Eventually, I could just sit in the middle of their landed group or under their big nesting tree and they'd give less than a fuck.

It was great. A nice symbiotic relationship with some beautiful, smart birdos.

>>36749442
>It was great. A nice symbiotic relationship with some beautiful, smart birdos.


Truly, brother. Crows are lovely birds. I love them.

>>36749442
>>36749140

this sounds amazing as hell

> and they brought me shit all the time
what kind of things?

>>36749876
Shinies. Rings, as I said. A lot of coins. Some rotten food wrapped in tinfoil once.

>>36749019
I don't live in an area with a lot of space to befriend them. Still try to feed them whenever I can, though.

>>36749019
Redpill me on the crows.

how do I make sure that only crows come by instead of pigeons? i like pigeons too but they probably won't bring me rings and coins and dice

>>36749940

sounds nice, but there is this area with a ton of crows in my city and they shit poop everywhere

>>36749954
Scare off pigeons, put crow models and decoys everywhere so lots of crows turn up. If they think crows are there and see food there, they'll go there as well, meaning that more and more crows keep coming.

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Found this on /b/ yesterday

>>36750055
Glorious!
I'm not sure that I would do that, or that I would recommend it though.

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Gimme soft gimme smooth

aren't crows assholes

>>36750138
Thats seagulls


origina

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>>36749974
>they shit poop everywhere
What else would they shit?

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>>36750333
Kek, nice digits.

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>>36750055
I remember this greentext,. Fucking legendary stuff right there. I think I'm starting to fall for the crow meme.

>>36749031
Now that's a throwback

How do I raise an army of them? How are they at handling tools?

>>36749399
Sadly not, it seems to do the opposite as roasterinos seem to equate it with being a creepy loner. Sucks for them, they never got to drain my essence before the critical point and I spec'd the resulting magic powers into being an urban druid.

>>36751474
I hear they can handle pocket knifes very well.

https://youtu.be/1wTndUgskZQ

/Crowgen/ theme song

>>36749019
>WHy not befriend crows?
interesting idea that deserves a bump

Dark lord crowuron brought you the one ring? That's cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJjBDGg-LRE

Look at this !

>>36753708
Crows also share your interests, too. Apparently.