>sign up to loads of studies at university >Don't

>hear someone pooping in public toilets
>Switch lights off as I leave

Ha!

>see computing student in library
>He leaves to fetch something
>Go through his coding and randomly change a bunch of 0s and 1s around

>go to party uninvited
>When everyone is drunk ring the police
>Leave

>>36743452
i diarea sharted into my neightbours mailbox last week

>go to flat party
>Unplug the fridge and freezer when everybody is drunk

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>do a course
>fail

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>>36743452
>go to supermarket
>get trolley full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>say i forgot my wallet and leave

>>36744674

Now THAT'S devlish, I actually went "hahaha, oh fuck"

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>go to high school for 3 years
>don't graduate

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>>36743452
Lets share a story with you anons

>in my first year at uni
>got a guy in the flat below whos an obnoxious fuck and plays music and parties literally every night
>even when he isnt partying he locks himself in his rooms and plays shirtty dubstep music till 4-5 in the morning
>one day he holds a flat party
>decide to get my revenge
>buy a couple of tins of tuna from the shop
>in the early hours when everyone is partying i ask to use his bathroom
>while in there i unscrew his toilet tank and leave one of the opened cans of tuna floating in his tank
>then proceed to unscrew the grill on his radiator and smear tuna across his heating

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>>36743452

>get offered a sweet
>so no
>actually wanted a sweet

>Go to subway
>ask for a 12 inch italian herbs and cheese >meatball sub with extra meat, toasted on 3
>if they give you shit say you get it all the time.
>ask for a ton of mayo and oil
>tell them to just keep going with the oil until you stop them.
>don't stop them
>ask them to crumble a cookie inside it
>put it under the drink machine
>pour soda on it until someone stops you
>ree and never come back

>>36744806
You really got 'em there

>go to burger king
>ask for mcflurry
>get kicked out
>leave bad review

>>36744881
> Crumble a cookie inside it

I like your style, Anon

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>>36743452
>Give blood
>"Yeah I ate plenty before I got here"
>Havent
>Pass out, panic and nearly throw up

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>>36744912
Kek
>Go to a resteraunt
>Get excelent service and great food
>Leave a horrible review anyway

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>>36743452
I got a good one that recently came back to annoy me.

> Be wagecuck
> Hate boss. Switching teams in a month.
> Tell boss I finished last task
> Dumb Chad doesn't verify
> Be now, months later
> Old boss in a tizzy because task was obviously not done
> Act surprised and gladly offer to help
> Don't show up today because I suddenly have the flu

Fuck that faggot Chad bastard I hope his project fails and he dies in a car accident on the way to work today. Fuck my life too. REEEEEE!

> MFW

>say to friend I'll pay him back his money next week
>Move states

Ha take that faggot

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>be uni student
>group work
>so many normies
>time for presentation
>intentionally screw up

>visit board once
>save all their memes
>repost them years later to look like an oldfag

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>Get friends phone number
>Ring around pizza and taxi places
>order as many pizzas and taxis as i can to his house

been doing this for a while every so often.

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>>36744674
ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH ANON

well played

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>at Walmart
>cute cashier wished me a nice day
>I did'nt have one

Hahaha stupid normies, you will never get me