reminder that women: >have better and longer orgasms >have

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>bleeding out of my genitalia every month
>cramps and mood swings
>getting ostracized for playing vidya
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise
>having to compete with every other bitch stacey
>having to use makeup daily

I think I'll stick with my penis, thanks.

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Also
>living longer is an advantage

>>36740002
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise

you're literally retarded

>>36740052
Better to pretend that you want a long life so if you end up living long you won't be sad. And if you die young then that's what you wanted anyway

>>36740052
It is when you factor in the other bonuses

>>36740002
some of those points are very untrue

>>36740075
You make lots of noise and tons of ejaculate?

>>36740249
>tons of ejaculate?
yes, also.
>women cannot masturbate without being loud

>>36739342
>live longer
>more years of post wall mediocrity
Why a woman would want to live past 35 or so is beyond me.

All your advantages to being female suck.

We are:
>less respected
>weaker
>slower
>smaller
>periods are horrible and ridiculous
>more prone to anxiety and depression
>lower pain tolerance
But "oh wow clitoris has 2x the nerves of penis"? Who cares? Especially when 4/5 if you meet a guy he doesn't even touch a clitoris really except as afterthought, most sex focuses on the penis so the clitoris needs to have 2x nerve endings just to compensate.

Just a stupid thread. Stop trying to make being female cool. This is hardmode.

>>36739342
>>have better and longer orgasms
>>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
As far as I know that's only true of women I've had sex with. NAWALT

>>36739342
But can you piss standing up? Yeah, I thought so.

>>36740344
solid bait, almost fell for it

>>36740435

Everything in that post is true. I can get you citations if you need anything.

"Clitoris has 2x the nerves of penis" has gotten women absolutely nothing. Its stupid.

>>36740448
you're literally complaining about the sex that you have on r9k

>>36739342
Reminded that arthropods:
>Have better armor
>Have multiple legs with little or no problem
>They have hundreds (100x!!) the amount of children we do
>Have better sense of sight and smell, so they find food more
>Have better pincers, enjoy crushing more
>Existed longer
Will chordatefags ever recover?

Why is the clitoris on the outside instead of the inside? I know it's technically on the inside but you know what I mean.

>>36740483

No I am complaining about the dumb OP which glosses over the fact that women get totally screwed in nearly every aspect of biology.

I'm not complaining about sex I have, I'm very happy with my love life, but it is a fact that men orgasm more consistently from sex since so much of our sex (and indeed, reproduction itself) is penis-centric.

>>36740512
Because the clitoris and the glans of the penis are internal structures.

>>36740512
Because it is the same structure that the penis develops from, it has to be external.

>>36740587
what about testicles/ovaries?

>>36740645
Don't you remember how your testicles were internal until early puberty when they start slowly dropping?

>>36739342
But are irrational and generally lesser-minded and physically weaker. What great tradeoffs that you have vaginas

Mabtw

>>36739342
I'll have to safely go for a stroll alone in the dark to really think about what you said

>>36740714
watch out for muggers

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>>36740743
>Implying I'm not the rapist muggers watch out for

>>36739342
lT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!

>one hundredth the size
I wish it was that much of a difference

>>36741794
why do you want clits to be so small?