"Your file indicates you're a khv. In accordance with

At least you're creative when you fap

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I'd rather sign up for the sissy femboy program, can you point me to the correct office?

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>>36734289
"Sissy femboy program you say? Let me check the computer system.... huh, that actually does exist. Well Mr. Trump is always prepared when he conducts business so it should be no surprise. 2nd door on your left, also leave your boxers with me.... girly boys don't wear boxers. I'm sure you will be quite pleased with who we have teaching the class."

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I'm retaking the SAT because I did really shit on it junior year. I took the math practice tests and did really bad. Any advice for taking the test?

>>36734676
Shit wrong post, my b, I'm autistic

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>>36734676
My advice is to come into the test without any outside stress. The best way to do this is to masturbate as much as humanly possible the day before to the hottest stuff you can. The only way you're gonna do good is if you fap to this at least half a dozen times before your test.

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Someone please throw these whites into the ovens.

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Femboys are great

>>36734861
That's homophobic bro. You gotta go to jail now.

>>36734861
Why so mad? Do you want black femboys?

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>>36734861
Nyaaaaa~ :3 ur so silly x3

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>>36735008
Those don't exist
>>36735014
Anime is shit

remove gays

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>>36735081
Yes they do dummy. I know one myself

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>>36735081
omg stoooooop
that hurt my fagot feelings :'c

anime is best when u watch it with guys after they fuck ur butt x3

>>36734224
>pucci
pussy
pucci isn't pronounced "pussy"

>>36734289
>I'd rather sign up for the sissy femboy program, can you point me to the correct office?
this

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>>36735122
FUCKING POST ONE THEN

>>36735201
Okay just let me get a picture from his Instagram

Where's the program to get me a sissy femboy wife?

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When I get to hell I am going to be satans silly wife x3

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>>36735403
Don't talk like that. Cutebois belong in heaven.

>>36735197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

oregon

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>>36734224
I knew Trump would finally come through for us. So h-how does this work with 2 bois?

>>36734676
Know algebra.

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>>36735544
Awh <3 I win either way then :3

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>>36735227
>no pics
I was right.

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>>36735748
It's almost impossible to lose when you felix-post.

>>36735186
i love you
please watch anime with me

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>>36735862
Yeah I wish I could show the picture to you, but I don't think he wants me posting pictures of him on 4chan. Just search a little and you can find one

>>36736490
Post pics of your chest instead

>>36734861
I fucking knew it! It was the niggers all along!

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>>36736526
I'm shy... So I don't know...

>>36736729
It's fine anon, no one'll judge you, maybe just your legs if you're more comfortable!

>>36736820
Okay... I will try and take a good picture

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Holy shit would I smash

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>>36736820
Here is a picture. The typical striped socks I know, but I couldn't find anything better

>>36737759
That's really cute anon, come on a date with me

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>>36737783
Thank you, but we most likely live far away from each other.

>>36737924
Whereabouts in the world, anon?

>>36737949
I live in the US. State of Georgia

>>36737973
damn im in colorado

>>36738001
Maybe we can message each other. Kik?

>>36737973
Howard Hughes

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>>36738215
Is that your Kik name? Is this you?

>>36737924
I live in Georgia


the state not the country

>>36738355
Cool! That makes me happy

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I knew Trump was secretly pro-gay.
I-is it too late to change my vote?

>>36738315
You are not the droid I am looking for

>>36738487
Too late buddy boy

>>36738631
Then tell me your Kik name?? Do you want me to add you or not anon.

>>36738670
I am am entirely unrelated person to whomever you were talking to. Saw the socks and they reminded me of a friend in a previous life so I reached out in a way he would understand and now that I realize you aren't him this has become very tiresome and irritating for me

>>36734224
Recently had a gay dream. Can I pray the gay away or am I gay for females(males) now?

>>36738762
Oh I'm sorry. I wasted your time then.

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>>36738806
Just be a good Christian boy that secretly likes bois like me anon-kyun.

>>36738930
Yeah this seems likely considering finding a passable trap is hard enough. Anime turned me gay.

>>36738393
I don't have to wear a condom, right?

>>36739055
Well I'm a virgin lol

>tfw no sissy twinks near me

>>36739271
I could fix that, anon.
after a few dates and a loving marriage

>>36740139
:) you are putting a smile on my face

>>36740252
Well give my your kik anon, I'll put more than a smile on your face.

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>>36740277
Here it is. Sorry for the lame username, I was rushing when I made it and put in whatever. Make sure you put in all the dots

I love these threads. I like getting compliments from anons without have to visit the shithole that is /lgbt/

>tfw your qt friend doesn't talk to you all day
whats the purpose in existence?

>>36734224
Trump would never want to eliminate sexually frustrated men, they are one of his core demos

>>36740376
let me fuck you please
that other guy is an animal rapist don't trust him

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I
LOVE
BOYS
ORGINIAL

>>36734224
I want a small government issued femboy to fill with my feminine benis!!

tfw 7.5x5. 8"feminine benis but no government issued femboy to fill his boipucci with my cummies

tfw no femboy bf drxuxuxyd

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>>36734224
>In accordance with Trump's new executive order to reduce the population of sexually-frustrated men I'm going to need you to put that penis in my boipucci or you're going to jail.

Uh, sweetie, don't you think you're forgetting someone?

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fill my holes with yummy daddy cummy

>>36742029
>tfw no femboy bf drxuxuxyd
Claim me

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>>36734861
but whites males are girls too

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>>36743669
Are you a qt femboy? Care to detail about your looks? Where are you from plox
>>36743647
I'll fill you with my cock and make you pass out from rough fucking

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>>36743782
please, daddy! i want you to break me, pound my ass until my head goes blank!

>>36734861
Are blacks, dare I say it, the last bastion of pure christianity?

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>>36743970
I'll fill you to the brim with my thick cum

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>>36744133
would you spank my ass until it's red? would you put your strong arm around my throat and choke me while you fuck my ass from behind? would you lick my ear and whisper dirty words to me? hmmm?

>>36744178
I would smack your round ass till there'll be a red hand mark on it and I'll fuck you so hard you won't be able to sit anywhere besides on my cock, and I'm gonna make you squirm in pleasure while I fill you with my big thick cock

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What far-end corner of the globe do I have to reach to talk to/meet other femboys?

>>36740408
Same, R9K trap threads are /comfy/
>>36737759
show legs

>>36734861
get out of my thread before I bring out the 12 gauge, nigger.

>>36734861
quality morning kek

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>>36744219
But daddy, I want my mouth stuffed with your delicious cum too! Would you force me down on my knees, pulling out your throbbing cock and shove it down my throat~?

>>36735648
Yeah it's all algebra. I took it while in calculus and having not had algebra for two years really fucks your score

I'm trying to rebuild my masculinity and this shit pops up and gives me a boner. Fuck all you cunts.