That kid thread
>That kid who would always say how much he wanted to die but in a high pitched humorous voice so it sounded like a joke
>That kid who always wore his winter coat for the sole purpose of making people think he was carrying a gun
>That kid who got beat up in the locker room after him and his friend crab walked up to one of the school "gangsters" while yelling unintelligibly
>That kid who kept inadvertently making friends with people he hated and using them against each other
>That kid who ended up with several feuds lasting all of high school because of the retarded shit he pulled
>That kid who acted completely normal around teachers but immediately talked about anal sex and school shootings when they were out of earshot
>That kid masturbated into the urinals weekly and no one ever found out it was him
They were all me
>>36733377
Is your name Trevor
bump
wrgioeierwep
>>36733377
>why kids kill
why do grown ups kill? literally the same reason
>that kid who aspired to be an even whiter eminem
>got destroyed in rap battle and started comp sci path
>that kid who threw library books in the toilets
>that kid who made paper boats and put them in the toilets
>that absolute madman who stole a fucking sink
>that kid who ziptied stacys hands together then ran out
>that kid who was on the news for breaking and entering
>SWAT member house
>that kid who took rotc too fucking seriously
>that kid with an actual mental disability but was a fucking lunatic
>managed to jack off and delay standardized testing
>that rich kid who drove his lambo to school
>was only 14
>got dui then OD at party
>day off from school cause so RIP I guess
>that kid who made a flail out of a tube sock filled with padlocks and put stacy into coma
>was a non ethnic female too
>that kid who hated swim meets and would constantly try to shit in pool
>that kid with full wood during class presentation
Aristotle
I read that book
>>36734377
>>that absolute madman who stole a fucking sink
>>that kid who ziptied stacys hands together then ran out
>>that kid who was on the news for breaking and entering SWAT member house
>>that kid who made a flail out of a tube sock filled with padlocks and put stacy into coma
Alpha as fuck
>>36734377
What nigger school did you go to?
>>36734629
Houston. Mix of niggs and wiggs
>>36734377
>The absolute madman who stole a fucking sink
Pray tell more of this story
>>36734377
>the absolute madman who stole a fucking sink
Please tell more.
>>36735360
>>36735143
>after school
>kid enters bathroom with duffel bag
>assumed to have used tools
>takes out sink that was already shit
>puts in bag
>scurries out
>has getaway driver
>cameras too shit to get proper ID
>couldnt get license plate either
>crime stoppers setup to catch him
>never did
>>36735498
But why though? Was it a kitchen sink pun gone way too far? An act of pure autism? Did he just really need a shitty sink?
>>36735360
this, I need to know more about this nigger sink theft
>>36735579
>>36735568
As suggested, it was a nigger. Kids would steal shit every week
>speed bump
>piece of curb
>principal parking sign
>at one point an attempt at the swinging gate pole thing
>all of the diamonds off the baseball field
>a fucking tire from someones sedan
>pretty much had a nigger syndicate specifically for lunch room
>stole bags upon bags of chips and threw most away
>trenchlords often seen sifting through trash for them
>>36736587
>Speedbump
How the fuck do you steal a speedbump?
>>36734609
> that kid who made a flail out of a tube sock filled with padlocks and put stacy into coma
What the fuck?
>>36733377
A kid shit in the soap dispenser at my middle school. They called an assembly and made all the boys attend because of it.
I remember finding it hilarious that someone did that, and pissed off that all the boys got blamed for it.