>gf tells me not to cum for the next 16 hours >she wants

>>36731491
a suicide, immediately.

>>36731491
That is a tough one. I'd say save it for tomorrow and just edge all night.
The other day I cam in my gfs mouth so hard that it came out her nose lol. I didn't even know that can happen.

>>36731491
Just do what she says. I'd love to have that opportunity.

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>>36731651
this is us, brother!

>>36731707
That is literally me in that video bro

>>36731651
>edge all night
yeah thats a bad fucking idea
stop looking at porn, distract yourself with other (physical) stuff
if you keep watching porn one moment you'll just think "fuck it" and jerk off/cum

>>36731491
>taking orders from a woman

Sounds like a trap, Anon.

>>36731968
>if you keep watching porn one moment you'll just think "fuck it" and jerk off/cum

this is true. also a neat way to learn that free will is an illusion

>>36731491
She wants to get pregnant

>>36731491
Just go workout, and play videogames.
That usually helps me get through nofap days.

Also make sure to eat plenty of folic acid, zinc, strawberries, and drink plenty of water to make that load extra special.

>>36732722
It feel so good cuming deep inside the vagina though. It's almost worth it.

>>36731491
Shit on your hands and rub it on your chest.

>>36731491
Stop, don't think about it, leave 4chan for the day and do other shit. Play something in your backlog, pirate a movie, watch netflix, sleep, watch anime. Literally do whatever but think about it. Then impregnate her tomorrow.

>>36732887
>almost
key word right here. sort of like how it's almost a solid idea to rob a bank and make 100k, but go to jail for more than a decade wherein you could have just worked and made triple that or more.

>>36731491
go to the store buy some zinc gluconate. take 50mg now and then again in the morning. drink lots of water.

you'll thank me later.

>>36733063
>>36732722
>pregnant
As if that's a problem? What are we on this earth for if not to make cunts overflow with our seed?