>Discovers 4chan 3 years ago >Discovers /r9k/ >/r9k/

>>36723804
Read SIEGE by James Mason.

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>>36723804
because it fulfills a need, for community and kinship with fellow robots. However, there are negative consequences to this baord, as you have identified. When you try to quit, you try to escape the bad but have nothing to relapce the good with. thus you find yourself returning because you have yet to healthy fulfil your need for community.

Here's the volta. You're a robot. Yu'll never find thatt community. The universe doesn't owe you happiness. Suffer with r9k or suffer without it. Either way you suffer. Sorry.

>>36723804
>discover 4chan 5 years ago
>discover/r9k/ two years ago
>discover that I'm a robot
>spend hours every day wallowing in self-pity
>get bored of this cancerous board and leave
>improve a little, still KHV though
>get stressed and feel lonely
>before I realize I'm on /r9k/ again
>fuck

>>36723804
fucking hell anon why. WHY
>2014
>KHV
>browsing r9k for far too long
>decide to quit r9k and get a GF
>quit r9k
>GF within 6 months
>lose gf mid last year
>come back to r9k for first time tonight
>see this thread on front page

>>36723804
>tfw been on 4chan for almost a decade
There's no other place like it. In the whole world.

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newfags need to leave

>>36724374
OP here.
It must be fate, Anon.

>>36724672
maybe we were destined to meet. it's nearly 3am
why am I even browsing right now

>>36724450
This honestly. famicoms.

Fuck off newfag. Lurk before posting

>>36724374
When are you leaving, normie?