>want to order pizza >ordered a pizza two days ago >guy

>>36722762
just order online jesus fuck how stupid are you people

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>>36722832
>knew someone would say that

I don't live in a big city, we don't have online ordering.

>>36722832
Arrr nyyyne kaaayyyy alll daaayy baayybay

>>36722869
then either stop being beta or dont eat pizza anon, it's that simple

>>36722922
I'm too afraid to go to the grocery store, if I don't order pizza I'll starve.

its a pizza, its not a drug deal, he isn't gonna pull a heater on you cuz you questioned the price.

jesus.

>>36722934
maybe your premature death was just meant to be

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>>36722937
I always order the same thing, I've been doing it every two days for the last 3 months, I can't work up the courage anymore.

I only live 4 blocks from the pizza place and always tip them $5 because I'm too afraid to ask for change.

HELP. ME.

>>36722869
Reign in blood plays

>>36722966
Former delivery guy here. If you give a $5 tip everytime guarantee they like you and want you to keep ordering

>>36723016
Sometimes I don't have a $20 so I only leave a $2 dollar tip though.

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>>36722762
Not maybe you will lose some weight you fat fuck

>>36722762
Fucking kek anon.

Did you just hang up

>>36723141
I'm not fat though

original

>>36723164
No, I'm still trying to work up the courage to order

wish me luck

>>36722762
Can't you get some sort of speech thing online to talk for you?

Then just get some arrangement where they know you (they should be now considering how much you say you order) and agree to leave it at the door.

Maybe hide the money somewhere outside also

>>36722762
To get over your anxiety the only thing you can do is order pizza every day (you fat fuck).

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Ok, I want a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with only a little marinara, with cheese sticks and ranch.

Wish me luck boys.

>>36722934
Good way to lose weight if you ask me

Yes, I'm assuming you are fat.

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I did it lads, I ordered the pizza! I won't starve today!

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>>36723553
Absolute madman

Well done

Where do you even get the money for all this pizza?

>>36723707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aml0vOVaiVg