99% of my leisure time is spent lurking on 4chan and never posting.

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Also, does my way of wording things make me seem like a crazy person?

I think my social failures in the past 3 years were due to people realizing that there was something off about me.

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Can't even get replies on /r9k/ kek

Fuck this shit I'm done

>Can't wait five minutes for a reply.

You're not Patrick Bateman, you're the human embodiment of a Torino's Pizza Roll.

>>36721567
Whatcha jacking to?

>>36721856
To chicks solo-ing, pretty vanilla stuff my dude

Why don't you try to talk and initiate conversations with you flatmates?

>>36721567
sounds good. how about a few drinks (seriously dont overdo this, assuming you haven't tried) before a light joint ? might help out with the nerves and keep it cool. if you like it, you can still have a few drinks afterwards maybe. anyway have a good birthday

>>36721942
It just feels forced and awkward as fuck whenever I try.

I wasn't like this at 18 when I had to start living on my own, I was a bit more social and I used to go for drinks with coworkers, I even met a Spanish guy that browsed /tv/, he was pretty cool, by the time he left he probably thought I was a bit insane though.

Good God man, fuck, I mean, I basically spent 10 years of my life, my core social development years, on imageboards. Whenever I try to reach out to the real world and integrate, it always feels like I am so far behind everything, I am just naive and oblivious to everything.

>>36721874
Weirder porn opens up a hole in all of us. I bet it'd make talking with your HOUSEmates easier.

>>36721567
Embrace it man.
Everyone is scared of me because I have a face like steel wall, my room is always 100% clean
and I sometimes go weeks without talking.
I also dodge every question around what I'm going to do or where I've been.
At this point it's a sport really, I hear them talking about how fucked up I am once in a while.

>>36722093
Do you need a bud that's more autistic than you?

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>>36722119
>HOUSEmates

wait wait HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW I LIVE IN A HOUSE AND NOT A FLAT?

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>>36722119
>>36722200

No seriously what the fuck, this guy just told me to go watch weird porn and then typed HOUSE with caps.

>>36722200
Nice trip dubs. Even though the gravity in England is tripled with your pounds and what not. You use the metal you would normally use on guns for your homes.

>Can't be crushed by all the pounds you have over there = house my dood

>>36722399
Okay, I am legitimately spooked now.

Do you know my nationality?

Man I wish I had non-gay r9k friends but I'm a normie. I'd love to take you guys places. I have no friends to do stuff with. It's a beautiful day and all I'm doing is staying in.

>>36722495
I was considering trying to hook up with people from /r9k/, but I think we'd just end up having the most miserable encounter of our lives.

>>36722469
Nationality?

You're throwing these big words at me and I'm gonna take it as disrespect. None of these robos are gonna help you; they're too beta.

I would be your bud dood, but I have the austin. Oh yeah, I'm guessing you're -

>>36722200
>>36722469
"Flat" is a british word.

Silly britbong, it doesn't matter what your "flat"mates think of you, unless they have evidence of you being a danger to yourself or others they can't do shit about it.

Also, do you break into that poor girl's room while she's using the bathroom? If so you're probably beyond redemption and should just rape her. Even if you don't, still rape her.

The moral of this story is, fuck normies, wether they want it or not

>>36722656
Well, perhaps my way of being doesn't go well with weed.

But hey, I guess that doing drugs and alcohol when you're in a shit situation is bad for you in general.

I'll go and throw the rest of it down the toilet.

>>36722748
Don't waste that weed you fucking kike

>>36722748
dont u dare waste that dank

>>36722748
I'll come to your flat and shove my willy up your peepee hole if you even try to flush that dank

>>36721633
This image hits me right in the feels. I have two daughters, and I can seriously see myself reacting this way if I found one dead.

#parentingfeels

Why would you kill yourself? You're still young, only 21. You've got another 50-60 years of playing CK2 and jacking off. Not a bad deal if you ask me.

>>36722741
>do you break into that poor girl's room

No, I want nothing to do with her.

She's quiet and cleans after herself and so do the others,
they're pretty good house mates.

>>36722855
Unlike you
Lol

>>36722748
Shoot heroin my dude

>>36722763
Ok sooo have a beer and walk to the bar?

Fuck ask those guys to have a beer with you. Just tell them you've been having trouble adjusting because you moved away from all your friends and you're not used to living with other people. Say you've been extra awkward because you've been depressed going through a break up or something.

Just buy 12 beers or something or maybe more. Is there a store next to you? Maybe pick up a 12 pack and 3 40 ozs. They'll love you if you give them each their individual 40 oz and 12 beers isn't enough where you have to worry about you guys getting too drunk and embarrassing yourself or doing something awkward either.

Tell them you have a joint too and share your shit you won't get so fucked up off it you feel paranoid the beer will settle your nerves and you'll probably end up making them feel a little better pretty soon they're gonna want a new roommate.

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>>36722805
>>36722790

Haze and Kush.

GONE.

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>>36723112
I already feel less paranoid just by not having that shit in my room.

>>36722921
That sounds extroverted as fuck, I'm just not socially fluent enough to do something like that, I can never initiate anything with complete strangers.

>>36722821
Do you think you'll end up finding one of them dead?

>>36723112
BOY THAT LOOKS LIKE GOOD WEED

FUCK YOU SAM

>>36723247
It's literally just saying hey want to drink with me? And watching a movie and making a small amount of small talk.

If you can't even do that you better find a way to make money online and live alone

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>>36723307
To be honest, I think that was some of the best stuff I've gotten in a while.

The Lemon Haze actually smelled like Lemon.

>>36723358
And this is you'll never excel at anything. You get handed something good and throw it out. I even gave you a good suggestion you can do right now. If you hate talking to people so much whys it bother you that you're in your room? Why do you care if they don't like you?

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>>36723408
>drugs
>ever good

Why yes after months of not talking I'll just randomly walk in the kitchen and ask them if they want to have a beer with me.

I don't think you get it, I did not exchange more than 50 words with them ever since I moved in 6 months ago, it would be just plain fucking weird if I showed up and asked them to have a beer out of a sudden, I wouldn't even know how to keep the flow of the conversation going after I've built up so much awkwardness over the span of my stay here.

>Why do you care if they don't like you?

That's a good question.
You're right, I don't give a fuck.


Out of curiosity, are you a woman or a gay dude?

>>36723635
Heterosexual male raised very aggressively by my angry mother

>>36723677
I'll assume you weren't sheltered, so you had to be more outgoing?

>>36721567
>21
>plays crusader kings
>smokes weed but feels bad about it
>no social skills
We got a lot in common anon

Turn around, OP

>>36723957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MM4Plma33M

Do you feel like this video describes you?

>>36723811
Parents were poor as fuck and abusive. I've had a few friends but no one I ever really liked I have banged a couple girls though that were pretty hot but one of them was a crazy big slut.

Mature women scare me though I mostly like freshly legal or barely underage little sluts

>>36723957
>>36723989
Well, does it?

originale