Where do I find robot-type guys? I've never liked Chad types

You find them here on /r9k/.

>>36721521
Stop LARPing, fly over and I'll waifu you as long as you keep your dick and balls tucked between your legs.

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Dating websites like PoF, tinder, OK cupid. You need to lower your standards, though. Understand that most bots are probably lower tier... Except me. I'm great, wanna swap numbers?

Mostly not at all, guess a lot of us leave the cave only if necessary. Else look for the guys being skitterish somewhere in the background.

>>36721521
>>36721556
me too (alleged) fembot. I have kik if you're cute and remotely interesting

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>>36721521
I have this same issue. There are no shy/introvert guys where I live and instead I get hit on by chad/gym/sportsbros all day.

Never tried online dating but I probably wouldn't try to meet someone from an anon imageboard.

>>36721590
I'll pay you 5 euros to be my waifu

>>36721556
>>36721589
I'd like tips to meet someone irl not online sorry, but thank you though

>>36721521
Me. I'm 30 though. Live in dc

>they're the only guys who make moves on me

yep. you basically have to be a jackass to have confidence or confidence makes you look like a jackass and being a jackass makes you look more confident too.
the fate of women is that in order for a man to be confident enough to approach you, he most likely also had to become a jackass.

that's why these bad boy, confidence, Chad and Alpha male is all connected.

>>36721590
You aren't going to find your kind of guy on online dating. Your only hope is through imageboards.

Sorry but natural selection is at play. The more confident and dominate males go out and hunt for a women to have sex and breed with.

Date virgins. You'll either get a life long commitment or turn him into a jaded robot.

You find robot type guys by either going to them yourself or posting here asking for a bf.

Robots will never make the first move apart from maybe getting your contact and saying hi.

t. robot

>>36721521
If you live in Florida, then you just nabbed one.

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>>36721589

Do I qualify? Filtered because the original was not synced to my iCloud.

>oreganochips

>>36721521
Look for the ones that try to be invisible, then relentlessly spend years trying to hit on them and ultimately fail because
robots are socially retarded.
Happened to me once, a girl spent two years before giving up. She had dedication. I'm so fucking sorry I never told her
how I felt.

>>36721668
not op but i live in fl, kik?

>>36721521
EUROPE
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Origini

>>36721692
>Happened to me once, a girl spent two years before giving up. She had dedication. I'm so fucking sorry I never told her
>how I felt.
I don't get you people. This would be a dream come true for me.

>>36721734
Which eastern part?

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>>36721521
LARPing faggot

originalalalala

>>36721801
>Which eastern part?
Central, you?

>>36721782
Yeah, she was fucking gorgeous too, somewhere between an 8 and a 9. But I'm a total sperglord.
The only reason it even happened was because I'm kind of handsome.
I regret everything so much.

>>36721607
Post location then. I don't even believe you're a fembot if you can't point out your own kind.

>>36721842
I'm not a "fembot" nor a "feMALEbot", I just know what being from Europe means.

>>36721864
Brazil originally

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>>36721521
Almost no chance meet them, most of them are home, or they go from work directly to home, and if so, I suggest you talk to those weirdos in corner who are all alone there. And you are pathetically naive if you think that they will talk with you first.

>>36721521
>Non-bitter robots
That's a good one

Really it's difficult to communicate that you'd want a boyfriend on /r9k/ because 95% of the reactions are either "FUCKING ROASTIE REEEEEE" or a blatant orbiter so you have to sift through the bullshit manually

>>36721985
Sorry, I'm retarded and didn't see you say you want irl guys

Really that's even harder because most robots are huge introverts who don't leave their rooms. Your best bet to getting even close to irl would be, as somebody else mentioned, dating sites with guys in your area

>>36721521
No. I prefer 2d girls and ai female chat bot.They will never betray me

>>36721968
>And you are pathetically naive if you think that they will talk with you first.
Not 100% true. The ones who look like they want but seem to deflate and sneak away are an rare but existing option.

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>>36721521
>>36721590
>beta faggot RP
No girl wants an introverted faggot, you virgins.
Any girl would be ecstatic if a confident muscular came on to them.

You and the losers that responded will die alone.

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>>36722083
>deflate and sneak away = talking
No wonder you're retarded enough to think anyone here is going to believe that women want shy betas

>>36722124
ohhhh my gooddddd im soo trigggarddddd and madddd!!!! agghhuttttrrrahhhhhh!

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

ITT: RPing robots who think there are only two types of men in the world: muscular outgoing jocks and socially awkward NEETs. The truth is that the vast majority of men are neither.

>>36722124
i do, you nigger

>>36722382
Why do you want a introverted robot? He won't talk a lot, won't make moves, will get anxious if you don't talk to him...

Why?

you do realize actual robots are the guys posting the angry frog memes on every single relationship thread, right?

>>36722572

For the attention duh

>>36722124
>>36722382
I'm with this person. I have no interest in "swag" Chads, shy guys are cute and don't take relationships or the shit you do for them for granted

I've been around long enough to recognize bait when i see it, but on the off chance that this isn't, what's your idea of a robot?. Because i honestly can't see why any girl would want to date anyone like us. We're virgins for a reason you know

>>36722618
Thing is they will probably give you kinda regular emotions, they will not argue with you alot, they will be just calm there.. and you will probably get tired of it.
On the other hand chads will give you emotional rollercoaster so you are not getting tired of it?
Or atleast thats how far my research goes.
If you will correct me I will be happy

>>36722751
Emotional rollercoasters and petulant fighting are fun, but that's when you're only paying attention to young adulthood and feeling as many emotions as you can in a short amount of time. For drama's sake
But when you actually think about the future and where you want to be in a decade, you sure as shit don't want some past his prime Chad picking a fight. You want a dude that offers some stability so you can cope with chaotic adulthood together

>>36722843
I agree with that, but thing is most people lives in short period of time, they are impulsive, ofc this depends and mental age and personality.
People who think to future are rare. And in the end you are going to stop even trying and accept fact that your chances to get relationship that you want are really small.

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>>36721521
ITT:/r9k/ circlejerks around a whore
And I thought this board was supposed to be a woman-hating one.
As for OP,back to lolcow you go,you brainless cock-hungry attention-whoring slut!!
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>>36723007
You're right, most people do live for the present. But you just have to look for people who do think ahead, and you can usually tell within a minute of talking to them by their interests and attitude

And if you don't find anybody who's mature, it should be some compensation that the people who jump into these impulsive relationships end up regretting it down the road, and think "what if I had married the shy guy who had a crush on me instead." So they aren't any happier

>>36723118
The robots who hate women are doing so just because theyre rejected, they turn as as soon as they get a chance.

>>36721521

grr, you just want attention you...

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>>36723189

can you blame them? Everyone wants to be attactive and feel desired. We must come to terms with the reality that, no normal, decent looking femanon would ever express such emotions toward us. Better to just play pretend while the world burns outside. Its the Normie's mess, let them clean it up.

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>>36723227
You sure showed her,robobro.

>>36723124
To be honest, optional solitude isnt as far as bad as everyone says, you are free and you can do whatever you want, Only problem I see is social pressure, which can be really really annoying, who wants to be constantly asked if you are virgin or if you have bf/gf

Pls be in Florida, anyone. I want a girlfriend.

>>36723273
Oh for sure, definetly I cant blame them really when everyone can fall into that trap. But the sense of comradery that people who really invest into that shit feel is just an illusion. We are but weak willed men.

>>36723273

you can't even end the game of life early, if you're religious, you wont go to heaven and will be instead tormented for all eternity. If you are atheist, you will only embrace oblivion.

sometimes it's heart wrentching enough that I feel like lashing out and doing something bad to get what I want that my unfavorable genetic and socio-economic dice roll cannot allow me to have. However, then I'll just get caught, and spend the rest of my life in a metal box.

so, i just go back to sweeping floors, I look down at the floor. People ignore me, and as long as there is weird porn and I can fantasize, I think I can ride it out all the way to the end.

>>36721705
Can I give you mine still if I'm not this guy? >>36721668