why would I want some annoying smelly gf when I can just have

i dont know either, OP. I suppose it's a status symbol. Gets your parents off your back, makes you feel 'wanted'. Gives you a confidence boost. It's what I got from the sole gf I had. Didn't really make me feel any better aside from those things though

>>36719526

Because you can't wank off your heart

>>36719551
Good thing my heart is a block of ice

Both wanking and regularly giving your seed to a succubus are bad. There's a reason the holiest of men in the past were abstinent and stayed away from the vileness of women.

Masturbation gets stale and repetitive after a while. With a gf, yiu can start off with regular vanilla sex, then gradually explore whatever freaky sex acts you can think of. Plus, porn addiction gives you erectile dysfunction.

>>36719691
>then gradually explore whatever freaky sex acts you can think of
Lol, no. A lot of girls never want to explore freaky sex acts.

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>>36719551
>Because you can't wank off your heart

it hurts

Theres a metaphor I heard ages back that I always mangle, but its something like

Girlfriend sex is like an excellently prepared and served steak dinner. Its a lot of work and can be expensive, but its delicious and very satisfying.

Wanking is like having a cheeseburger at McDonalds. Its cheap and easy and sometimes that all you feel you really want, and thats okay too!

But honestly the real answer is

>>36719551