Who else /little/ here? >king of manlets (5'9/175cm)

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>>36716563
>"King of manlet"
>5'9

Fuck outta here with that shit. I'm 5'6 and 100lbs and even I know that I could still be shorter.

5'9 is like average height faggot

>>36716563
>175
>manlet
you know what? yes you are a manlet, a little chink dwarf
fucking retard

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the manlet in this image is 5'6" and 165lbs

he is generally regarded as one of the best current players in his sport

makes
u
think

>>36716599
Why do Brittany's tits look like video games?

>>36716599

But anon, "king of manlets" actually refers to someone who almost made it, not one who can't be shorter. That's why they rule among other manlets.

>>36716608
Not quite, where I live most people tower over me, including some girls...

>>36716648
Wonderbra

Fellow manlets, do you prefer fucking shorter or taller girls? I actually prefer taller ones, they are more fun to dominate.

>>36716563
>like 5'9/5'10
>132 lbs
>pretty skinny, but with my muscles and bones I look decent (even though I'm on the computer 12 hours a day and don't get exercise)
>wide shoulders
>overall masculine look

just wish I could be cute, but I don't have the right body type; even if I let my muscles atrophy, my bones are too masculine

would trade for cute-boy aesthetics

>>36716673
>fucking
Stop lying on the internet, anon.

I can't even get women 8 inches shorter than me to suck my dick, let alone women at my height or taller. They all want a giant bf.

>>36716730
Stop lying on the internet. Everyone knows taller men are more likely to be virgins.

>>36716730
Hit the gym and lose weight, fatty.

>>36716673
>Fellow manlets, do you prefer fucking shorter or taller girls?
I'm a 28 year old virgin.

>>36716752
How is that possible? Do you never leave the basement?

>>36716741
For fucks sake, it's the same person.

It's the same person in every manlet thread who says taller men are more likely to be virgins.

Look here, buddy.

Looks>height>>>charisma>>>>>>>wealth

That's reality, so fucking stop denying my lived experiences as a manlet.

>>36716799
You have to be an attractive male (read:genetic lottery winner) to pick up chicks.

Having a job and a social life doesn't help.

Yeah I'm little. 5'7" 65kg , baby face. My willy is 6.5" though so I'm happy with that

>>36716829
Well, 99% of men get laid in their life. Some are not attractive.

>>36716805
If you were tall you'd still be a virgin. Nobody likes a desperate whiny faggot like you.

>>36716799
>Do you never leave the basement?
I have a full time job.
The house I own doesn't have a basement.

>>36716868
Tall attractive men get laid no matter what their attitude is.

If I woke up tomorrow 6 inches taller I would've easily taken a hot sloot back home with me at the end of the same day.

>>36716906
How come most virgin robots are tall? You are proven wrong easily.

>>36716906
>he actually thinks height would get him laid

>>36716853
And how many of them are satisfied with their sex life?

Rather remain a virgin than be married to a frigid wife.

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>>36716829
I'm 5'7, have a 5/10 face and havent managed to go more than 2 weeks single since I was 14 fucking with high school love. Oooopsies.

>>36716906
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahagahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahha yup your height is the only thing that is stopping you!

>>36716931
Don't marry a frigid girl. Problem solved.

>>36716891
What are you waiting for then? Set up tinder.

I know that feel. I'm a 187 cm/6'1 manlet. My wife tells me I'm tall, but I think she just does that so I will sodomise her.

>>36716563
Have you ever thought of becoming a trap?

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5'4 (164 cm)
I'm nothing but a teddy bear for girls

>>36716941
So how the fuck do I fuck women then? I already do all the advice given by PUAs and normies but I'm still a virgin.

>>36716990
hahahah you're small as shit

>>36717002

Have you tried going for the ugliest woman you can find?

>>36717016
FUCK OFF YOU BALD CUNT

>>36717002
You stop being a piece of shit and become Chad. Simple.

>>36717025
As a young, college-educated, /fit/ manlet, I believe I deserve more.

>>36716972
How the hell did you find a wife? I'm a 6'9" manlet and still a virgin because you have to be at least 7'6" to get a girl.

>>36717002
What advice did you follow? Don't say just bee urself because nobody says that in real life.

>>36717075
Why not try the obvious solution, tinder?

>>36716563
King of manlets is 5'11 you faggot

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>6'2
>59kg, having a serious hard time gaining weight
>was 64kg at my biggest but could affford going to the gym or buying so much food anymore
>decent chest and abdomen only some ribs showing
>arms and shoulders skinny af
>bone are sticking out of the top of my shoulders and on the side of my elbows
>strong jawline but nose and chin is really pointy

could be worse I guess

>>36717212
also
forward head

>168cm
>90kg
>really broad shoulders
>my fat is aligned so it looks like i'm buff as fuck
>everyone thinks i'm really stronk

what do i do to make people realise i'm not a chad?

>>36717093
I groom myself, I'm hygienic, I dress in well-fitting clothes. I have an average face.

I approach women frequently and talk to them in either a friendly or teasing (but always confident) tone, depending on the location. It never ends in success.

>>36717149
They all want 6'0+ I never get any likes.

>>36717230
It sounds like you could be boring. Or annoying.

Dude I know people who are 4'9", 4'11" and 5'2" fuck off.

>>36717230
How many likes did you do? If you got literally no matches your profile must be shit. You probably had bad pictures or you revealed your autism in the bio.

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>>36716563
>21
>6,1'
>healthy, athletic and slim body
>strong face with a nice jawline
>dark brown eyes and blonde hair
>7" benis
>have aspergers
>had many girls come onto me when in middle through high school
>went to parties because I wanna be normal
>Girls tried to make out with me and one even started riding my dick out of nowhere
>my mind just couldn't process the social situation and I never got anywhere with girls
>can't work in a social situations and everyone is socially smarter than me
>go to shrink to see if I can fix my sperg related social problems
>even my shrink asks me why I never had a gf considering I'm so charming and handsome

Fuck this shit
I though since I was so good looking I could fuck countless women
women don't care about looks, that's just a meme.
literally anyone who's right in the head can get a gf

>>36717075

>I deserve more in a free market

You deserve nothing, apparently.

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>170 cm
>wide ass shoulders 48 cm
>everything else is too slim for a male
>tfw too slim to be a man and too manly to be a femboy
This is literally the worst. Clothes made for males to crossdress are too big for me.

>>36717401

>Clothes made for males to crossdress

It makes me sad that this is a thing.

>>36716563
>>king of manlets
>>5'9"
Lmao king of the manlets is 5'11", you're just a regular lil guy

>>36717256
Lol where the fuck do you live

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>tfw lost both legs in car crash
>6'3" with fake legs on (my natural height)
>barely 5' with them off
I don't know what to think desu...

>>36717608
I'm sorry, friend. This really sucks

>>36717608
>become runner
>win championships, become rich and famous
>get hot gf
>shoot her

>>36717709
>shoot her
b-but that would be rude

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>179cm in a country where 185cm is the manlet-cutoff

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>>36716563
that's nothing OP. I'm 5'3 and 96pounds.

>>36716563
>tfw 5'4,143lbs

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>>36716563
>177cm mtf

>I will never be small and dainty

anyone else know these feels?

>Be 5'9'
>Be with normies
>Topic of standards come up
>Everyone knows each other well so total honesty is fine and wanted
>Decide I need to know the truth and hear it for myself
>Ask the girls if they have height requirements
>Only 2 girls has a 6ft+ requirement, 1 because she's like 5'8' which is fair
>The other girl said I could get a pass though and I'm 5'9'

Made me really think. I still would like to be taller, but less girls care about muh 6ft than I thought.

175 cm isn't tall, but this isn't why you can't get a gf

>>36718195
No. Go back to your containment board. You can get unlimited easy sex from gayfags.

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>>36718591
I dont even like sex, I dont even mind being single either. I just want to look cute

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>168cm/5'6
>Can barely grow a little beard
>Look young as fuck
>skinny

Who /foreverachild/ here?

>>36718624

The only thing I like about babyface is people will be fucking jelly when I'm 40+

>>36718685
Looking young for your age dosent mean that its a given that you will still look young for your age when you are older. You need to moustiruse every day, preferably with anti ageing creams and avoid sun exposure.

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>5'10
>128lbs
>small body frame
>narrow thin bones
>still small hands and short fingers which are no good for instruments
>receded, weak chin
>Ugly eyes
>small penis

>>36718685
Can confirm. Feels good to be almost 40 but look 30.

>>36718077
Wonder who posted this

>>36718077
Tell us where you're from you Monglet

Fucking baiting whore. 5'6 here and 160 lbs because I fell into the /fit/ meme

I find /fit/ manlets kinda offputting.

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>>36718195

This drag queen knows your feel, but more. 219 cm, not manlet.

>>36719083
Nobody asked you, tranny.

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>>36718813
>>36718960
stop stalking me on 4chan

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>>36719197
Stop making posts that are obviously you?

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>>36719224
what am I supposed to do? alter my stats by few digits?

>>36719244
Get pussy and then you can stop whining.

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>>36719244
No just stop making posts that are obviously yours, you just always say the same thing your posts are obvious.
You're gay.

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>>36719260
pussy? that's disgusting anon why would i want something so dirty
>>36719285
>thread about being a manlet
>post stats
hurr durr you always say the same things

>>36719301
I want to fuck this gay boy.

>>36719301
Go back to /lgbt/. We have way too many fags and trap lovers.

>>36719301
You go into these threads too often, you always have the same posting style and then complain when people know who you are, shut up stupid ass boy.

>>36716563
No homo bro but i want to passionately kiss you and alowly fuxk your boi pucci
And then i will cuddle and tall about thungs while watching anime or whatever you wanna see

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>>36719244
>>36719197
>>36718077
I don't know who you are, though I dont browse here as much. How old are you? Whats it like being so tiny as a guy? Do girls mistake you as being a little kid?

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>>36718077
you sound really huggable!
~nigger

>>36719313
luc no
>>36719323
but I'm not being gay
>>36719324
fair enough
I'll make sure to post in a different way to not make it obvious
>>36719381
I'm 21. It's weird i guess since most girls are taller than me but I'm used to it by this point. I do get mistaken for 16-17 year old and the kind of attention i get from girls is the "you are kinda cute but you are short lol" type.
>>36719389
jack please

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>>36719436
Hi akari
>but i'm not being gay
>pussy? that's disgusting anon why would i want something so dirty
Sounds pretty gay to me bud, you're the perfect height for head pats.

>>36717226
>everyone thinks i'm really stronk
they tell you that so you don't kill yourself for being 5' 6"

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>>36716563
Well, i'm training

>be 5'6
>55kg skinny as fuck
>training for almost 4 months now
>already 60kg
>people are commenting about my bigger arms, torso and ass

I'm also feeling way better, manlet gains are NOT a meme.

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>>36719436
>I'm 21. It's weird i guess since most girls are taller than me but I'm used to it by this point. I do get mistaken for 16-17 year old and the kind of attention i get from girls is the "you are kinda cute but you are short lol" type.
Do they ever dominate you and take advantage of you at your size?

Also just curious what race are you? I'm guessing asian?

Also how feminine would you say your body is? If you crossdressed do you think you would be able to pass?

>>36719460
not acting gay and being gay is different
>>36719504
>Do they ever dominate you and take advantage of you at your size?
Kind of since i suck at saying no I often end up doing stuffs for them or helping them out.
>Also how feminine would you say your body is? If you crossdressed do you think you would be able to pass?
Idk how to answer that but i guess ill be able to pass if i try and that is from what people have told me. I have never crossdressed myself.

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>>36719436
has a girl ever made you do /lewd/ things against your will?

>>36719490
congratulations you're the size of an average 10 year old now

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>>36719607
no im turbovirgin

>>36719589
>>36719634
Be a good slut and get me a beer?

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>tfw never gave a second thought about my height (5'7/8 or 172-173cm) where the average is 5'3 for males
>tfw cant stop feeling like shit whenever i pass by someone taller ever since i caught wind of the manlet meme
>tfw used to be marginally social, even with girls
>tfw cant even say more than ten words to anyone without my voice getting too quiet to hear
>tfw my anxieties and insecurities have distorted how others perceive me, leading to ghosting the only person I consider my only genuine friend because I taught their jokes are covertly mocking me.

Damn, I gotta stop falling for memes.

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>>36719634
Do you ever think about the fact that your so helpless a slighly larger than average middleschool girl could probably beat you up?

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>>36719700
but how do i do that anon

>>36719711
By getting me a beer, bitch.

>>36719706
I dont think i have been beaten up ever since i left school. I usually stay out of troubles and try to avoid fights.I dont see any reason for a little girl to beat me up.
>>36719729
please be nice

>>36719747
You got bullied at school?

>>36719634
Impossible, gay virgins do not exist.

>>36719761
yes a lot
>>36719777
I am a huge failure

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>>36719795
Do girls ever tease, bully, and physically intimidate you now?

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6' 133 lbs
i was almost 150 lbs at one point but it was all in my gut, i gained the weight in like a month and lost it as fast. im pretty content with being a skinny cunt at this point.

>>36719795
Aww, you're a baby, i offer you a hug,

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>>36719851
>tfw 159cm
not even on the chart

>>36719795
>set up grindr
>have gay sex within minutes

>>36719835
Not him but I'm 165cm tall and girls used to do all of it back when I left my room.

>>36719835
i get teased a lot by girls but never been physically intimated i supposed
>>36719855
t-thanks
>>36719936
that is not the kind of relationship i want

>>36719953
In middle school right?

>>36719959
Gays do not have relationships. Gays fuck.

>>36716563

Fuck height. 56Kg is kill.

Get some fast food. Indulge in a shitload of snacks and beer.

>>36719959
Why don't you pretend to be a young highschooler (or middleschooler if you can pull it off, the younger the better) and go to all of your colleges female volleyball or female basketball games and eventually become their adored team manager that thye don't mind letting into the locker room because you;re so young and small?

>>36720030
>being fat is better than being skelly
top kek, gain muscle or gain nothing. getting fat is the most retarded thing you can do

>>36719959
>>36719953
How did girls tease you guys?

>>36719973
but i want a bf to cuddle with and hold hands in public and just be cute together
>>36720045
sounds like a doujinshi. I'm too austistic to do something like that anyways

>>36716805
charisma is first though. Ugly manlets with game fuck tons of women. Personality really is everything to women. It's why there's no such thing as a straight woman. They only think they're straight until a lesbian with the right personality comes along.

>>36720052

Im skinny as fuck and I can attest that 56Kg is like Hollocaust tier. The fuck are you saying?

I would be worried if I fell short of 60

>Im almost there : (

>>36720094
eating shit food and gaining fat wont help, it will only make it worse. if you think you're to skinny you start exercising and gaining muscle mass.

>>36720074
I want to hold hands with you

>>36720074
>sounds like a doujinshi.
They probably would make you team manager and adore you though they probably wouldnt let you into the lockerroom.

Also I'll cuddle all night with you if you want as long as you crossdress when we go out in public.

>>36719964
They still did it even after I was done with school
>>36720059
Always comment on how young I look, stand next to me to compare height, when I had a gf she forced me to sit on her lap, some would steal things from me and hold them out of reach or let me chase them for it.
I didn't get respected overall but a few girls though I was somewhat cute.

You guys do realize that just being short doesn't mean girls feel the need to act out your stupid femdom fantasies out on you?

I'm 5'4" and girls always seem to be noticeably uncomfortable around me. I mean I don't really even know why, but the fact is despite being short as fuck I am still a dude with testosterone and shit. Being short doesn't necessarily mean you're some dainty femboy and it certainly doesn't mean girls randomly stop acting like girls.

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>>36720133
thanks anon! I'd love to hold your hand too
>>36720137
I'm not sure about the manager part but i would end up getting teased or something.
I'd cuddle with you all night as long as you are nice to me and buy me cute skirts to wear!

>>36720217
Well thats because your not a cute little elf just a grumpy ugly dwarf.

>small hands and feet
back in the day when nature ran its course you'd be a goner with 100% chance

>>36720186
You're lying either about your height or that those things happened.

>>36720186
>Always comment on how young I look, stand next to me to compare height, when I had a gf she forced me to sit on her lap, some would steal things from me and hold them out of reach or let me chase them for it.
>I didn't get respected overall but a few girls though I was somewhat cute.
I'm not sure if you're larping or not but I'm hard as a rock.

>tfw 5'9, wide shoulders with muscular build and a strong jaw
>tfw too masculine to ever be a cute boy
>tfw to large and muscular to ever be overpowered by a girl without me letting her
If any of you tiny cuteboys want to switch bodies my is up for grabs if you give me yours

>>36720222
Don't be a slut pal

>>36716563
You sound like a really cute girl.

>>36720340
alright ;_;

orioriori

>>36716563
5'5" is the non meme manlet cutoff

>>36720318
Why do you think so?
>>36720339
You could propably do much better than me, I'm too autistic to properly take advantage of beeing smol.

>>36720222
You'll be nice, snug, and protected when your in my arms at night, and then we'll go on walks around town during the day in the cute little skirts that I buy you , while we hold hands. All the guys around will be jealous of how cute of a GF (male) I got.

>>36720401
How tall was your gf compared to you?

>>36720272
Well yeah, my point is that contrary to what people on here seem to believe, most of us manlets are grumpy ugly dwarfs.

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>>36720404
that's so sweet anon. I would love to hold your hands and take long walks while wearing a skirt.

>>36720428
I wasn't fully done growing when we got together and she was a really tall tomboy, I was chest height for her then.
She was flat as a board though.

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>>36720222
>I'd cuddle with you all night as long as you are nice to me and buy me cute skirts to wear!
I'm worried about what effect this place is having on you.

>>36720446
Why would you want to be that instead of a cute little elf?

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>>36720823
ciaran please don't be disappointed in me

>>36716563
u are my king anon...
tfw 5'7

>>36720089
you've got that backwards. bad experiences with men can make a woman think she is "lesbians" now, but the right chad will always be able to bring her back to the fold

>>36720469
They'll stare at your cute little behind and be jealous that it belongs to me, and imagine all the lewd ways they would use it.

>>36721176
There is no thread that gays will not ruin with their endless desire for sex.

>>36716563
>People calling themselves short when 5'9" is average.

Fuck you, you have it easy.

>>36720834
Because I just don't. But regardless it's a not a matter of "wanting" it's just biologically most of us are not like that.

>>36716563
Fucking 5'9"??? Man, get outta here before I bring my 5'4" ass over there and kick you in the shins.

>>36721176
but i dont want to be lewded by someone else

>>36716563
Same. I actually have a okay face but my height really keeps me down from being atractive also I look like a goddam skeleton you can see my bones on my hands and on my chest

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>>36721307
how do you fucking idiots fall for this shit every fucking day thins goy is probably sitting behind his cmputa laughing as you all cry and contemplate suicide like the dirty kike he is. This. Is. Bait

>>36721547
>i dont want to be lewded by someone else
Then don't post shit like >>36720222 and >>36720469 you idiot.
Fucking attention whores I swear.

>>36721826
>attention whore
>gay

Pick two.

>>36721826
i meant someone else that isnt anon

>>36721538
This
you can't complain unless you're below the 75 percentile for women

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6'4"

Reading this thread is fun

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5'1" and 101 lbs.

just end me