r9k what will you do when the normies find you? https://www

>>36716005
Someone on /r9k/ could be living like this right now.

It's one thing to just sleep up there, but to go full parasite is a art, living off your host completely. I imagine you would need to live with a fat person who has lots of food, otherwise they will notice missing portions of food.

>>36716005
>tfw gonna have to live in the attic or something soon
mommy is getting upset with my boys. I can't go out in public. I just want to stay in my room.

>>36716111
>mommy is getting upset with my boys

What are you doing thats making her mad?

>>36716005
Is this what robots do when their parents kick them out?

Hide in the attic of some random normies house?

>>36716189
I don't do anything I guess that's the problem. I just stay in my room besides when I get food or smoke cigarettes and I bum them from my mom

>>36716240
Then who are the boys your referring to?

>>36716269
I typed it wrong was suppose to to be me, boys. instead of my boys

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>>36716312
Is your mommy pretty?

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>>36716082
original comment is required

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>>36716344
I don't think so but I had someone tell me they wanna fuck her

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>>36716082
Another original comment has been produced thanks to high technology improvements.

>>36716372
>>36716403
keep posting more pls these are comfy.

>>36716475
that's all i had senpai

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>>36716403
Holy shit my eyes hurts from salty tears I can't stop laughing.

>>36716005
>They never open to see if anyone is there
waste of time

>>36716372
Why is shit like this so comfy? I used to sleep in a cardboard box as a kid (my own will, I had a nice bed.) Even now I love sleeping in a tent on a cold concrete surface

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>>36716372
This is true robotdom

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>>36716005
run? Or maybe make my final stand there and fight them all off to the death?