>be me >working at horror film festival >operating the

>>36715821
Said that I own one

Same. It's good that your first interaction had some sexual tension. You should have followed up with a question about her.

>>36715821
Sounds like you handled it just fine. What are you so worried about?

You literally didn't do anything wrong OP, don't worry.

your story sounds like an anime scene.

fucking normie answer anon, be ashamed. its obvious what you should have done cunt.

>"ewww what is that thing?"
>Stand up, forcefully
>whip out flaccid cock and let it hang
>piss on the floor
>she understands the dominance you impose over her
>"its a fleshlight" you whimper, barely able to form the words from behind weak, trembling lips
>"whats that?" she replies, engrossed in your masculinity
>with your limp cock still dripping you violently arch your back, throwing your head back and falling into your seat
>your still trembling lips move to form words that no human could hear as her eyes begin to water
>"i understand" she says wiping the tears from her eye
>you snap your head up, staring wide-eyed at her chin
>She submits to your presence and fellatio begins post-haste
>you coom in several seconds flat, cak still flaccid.
>"th-the japanese are strange y... you know?" you mutter as she stands up
>eyes still affixed to her chin

>>36715821
Not your fault she has the mental age of a 9 year old

We want MOAR, OP. Greentext stories of interacting with this chick.

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>>36715960
god i missed not seeing the ausie posters. thanks ya cunt

>>36715821

Anon, women aren't delicate flowers. They know what sex is so don't be such a pussy when the subject comes up. You should have said something along the lines of "women use fake dicks to get off all the time and nobody cares."

>>36715821
>"Oh that's just a fleshlight. Virgin nerds use those".
>deepen voice
>stand up straight, hands on hips
>"N-not me though. I get laid all the time"
>"heh hehehe"
>"S-soooo anyway"

>>36715821
Nah not bad

Probably should've pointed out the fact that woman have dildos and that's she's sexist for being disgusted by the fact there are sex toys for men

>>36717467
t. cuck

omg muh sexism111!!!11

kys nu-male

>>36716015
this
Most fucking kids nowadays are so stupid it hurts my body.
I guess stupid isn't the proper term, she's not stupid because she didn't know what a fleshlight is.
I mean still thought, to be 20 years old and not know a fleshlight is one thing but I mean..

To see somebody using it in a fucking porno and not be able to grasp the basic concept that it is a tool for masturbation is fucking terrible