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>finally work up the courage to visit a backpage whore
>excited to lose my virginity and become a man
>its to some qt3.14 trap who gets me rock hard
>when I show up she is very cutesy and flirty taking me into lounge
>sits me on the couch and gives me a kiss on the cheek
>as soon as I hand her the money she says she will go change into something sexy
>she doesn't come back
>two larger polynesian shemales come into the room
>tells me to leave or else
>ask for my money back
>they grab me and drag me outside the door
>literally nothing I can do to get my $250 back without admitting to being a faggot
>one of them called ME a fucking faggot on my way out
This isn't even fucking meme story. Iam so fucking fuming right now. got screwed over by a bunch of faggots in drag after I finally take some FUCKING initiative to improve my life.
Fucking normie pieces of shit.
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What on earth makes you think paying to lose your virginity is a positive step forward
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>>36715591
Post pics of the money otherwise you're lying
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>>36715606
LEAVE YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT I WAS GOING TO HAVE HUMAN INTIMACY FOR THE FIRSTTIME IN MY FUCKING LIFE DOYOU KNOW WHAT ITSLIKE TO BE 34 YEARS OLD WITHOUT EVER HAVING SO MUCH AS A GIRLHOLD YOUR HAND.JUST FUCKING LEAVE. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I RESORTED TO BACKPAGE FUCKING HELL
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You got fucking lucky, op. You can't lose your virginity to a shemale, and if you could you definitely fucking shouldn't for your first time. (I'm still virgin though)
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>>36715625
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE PICTURES OF THE MONEY YOU RETARD CAN YOU EVEN FUCKING READ YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
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>>36715591
>two larger polynesian shemales come into the room
that sounds like a better deal, you should have said lets do it
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>>36715591
>shemales
>normies
Welcome to /r9k/
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>>36715639
You mad fagboi?
I didn't try to fuck a tranny
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>>36715591
Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you can't kick in some trap skulls. I call bullshit.
Post the backpage link you larping faggot.
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>>36715652
Tbqh that's where i thought the story was heading
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>>36715668
>City
http://auckland.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/
>Trap in question
http://auckland.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/delicious-dayna-02041331238/3011106
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>>36715698
Holy shit is OP actually telling the truth for once
auckland.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/scam-alert-dayna-and-bridget/4592358
auckland.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/papatoetoe-tranny-dayna-scam-alert/4603943
auckland.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/big-scam-alert/4595373
All are at the bottom of the page for some reason so maybe OP didn't see them kek
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>>36715698
>>36715733
>being robbed by a pack of trannys
never change /r9k/
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>>36715698
>that's cute
Nigga, up your damn standards. Also go to Thailand and get a shemale or random asian girl, they won't give a shit and you'll fuck them raw.
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>>36715591
>>36715668
>>36715733
sides have left orbit
originalio
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>>36715698
Dude you seriously wanted to pay $250 to fuck that thing and lose your virginity to it? It's like a half maori, half white, half mongoloid with spic eyebrows. Qt3.14 trap does not remotely describe that fucken monstrosity.
Try again. This time get an outcall. With something that isn't a hideous boner killing manlady.
How the hell did you settle on that one?
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>>36715591
>>36715698
>>36715733
OP what the fuck
why
why is this a real thing
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>>36715847
im just desperate anon
she looked like she had a kind heart and wouldnt judge me
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>>36715591
>>36715698
>>36715733
>you will never be surrounded by a pack of tranny merchants before being sexually humiliated
why live
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>>36715591
Your fault for trying to fuck a trap.
Also she was literally a trap because you got bamboozled.
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>>36715698
>>36715591
BOI I live in auckland and prostitution is literally legal, why would you go to some shady backpage bullshit when you can just use any of the legal brothels or find a girl you like on nzgirls.com
Plus they usually only cost around 200, so you somehow managed to overpay and get scammed in a city where you can legally walk into a brothel and fuck a girl legally for 200 dollars an hour
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>>36715591
Find them, kill them. They broke a contractual arrangement anon
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>>36716616
Just because I know I'm on a watch-list, that was a joke anon.
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