Hey, r9k. Fembot here. What are your physical requirements/preferences

>Not fat, like obese fat
>Not a slut

That's literally it.

>>36711038
>white
>smaller than me
>no more bmi than me
>look no older than 21

>>36711038
>no deformities
>not fat
>not a slut
the last one is impossible though

>>36711038
Functional respiratory, cardiovascular, nervous, and excretory systems.

>>36711067

>smaller then me

>no more bmi then me


How tall are you and how much do you weight, anon?

>>36711038
She has to be in Brisbane

Requirements:
>not fat

Preferences
>short
>qt
>blonde or light brown hair
>light colored eyes
>petite

Cute face
Petite would be a plus
Nice
Kind of a dweeb

That's it really.

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>>36711038
dead, you arent a fembot, your a roasty normie. get out and kys

>>36711121

Why not London?

Don't be shorter or fatter than I am.
Which is difficult for a girl to do since I'm 6 foot, 300lbs.

>>36711038
>symmetrical features
>child bearing hips
>slim waist
>not flat

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Try again...Fembots aren't real

>>36711104
Six feet tall and 250.

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>Alive
>Near autistic levels of knowledge about various varities of Mountain Dew
>Likes Cocteau Twins

After much trial and error I've come to the realization that this is all I really want.

>>36711181
forgot the most important one
>intact hymen

>>36711038
skinny
shorter than me
cute face

>>36711038

>taller than me or shorter than me
>Weight doesn't matter as long as it's not sub 90 or obese for her height
>Skin tone absolutely does not matter
>Length of hair does not matter
>Hair color does not matter
>Eye color does not matter
>Body shape can be almost anything except for beanpole, and even then I'd fuck you just probably not want to be seen in public with you
>Age does not matter
>Sexual history does not matter

what does matter:

>have an atttractive face
>don't have completely fucked teeth
>wash yourself and your hair
>don't be a huge fucking bitch to me, unless you're being playful/picking on me, in which case it will make me super hard

>>36711038
Required:
>at least 5'5"
>not fat
>in good shape

Preferred:
>nice ass
>decent tits
>above average face
>flat or slightly-toned stomach
>expressive eyes

>>36711038
You said physical, so not obese/anorexic
cute face, just an average to cute one.
No skin conditions but be pale
On the shorter side would be nice. Though really tall can look hot too.
As long as the boobs aren't hideous, any are fine but either flat or huge is best.
The longer the hair the better, but it's not a big deal.

>>36711160

Fuck off, man. I'm trying to learn.

>>36711168
don't be taller or fatter*

that'd be strange to demand a girl be taller than you.

Not obese
No super gross deformities
Actually likes me and shares at least some of my interests

>>36711261
Learn what? You're trying to confirm your bias that robots are all shallow fat nerds, when most of these posts are literally going to be

"don't be 400lbs thats it.

Don't stink, doesn't mean smell nice all the time just wash your ass regularly
Don't be fat, thicc is cool but that's a tightrope
lmao setting standards is fun haha

some chub is fine, but not fat

>>36711038
Willing to wear a strap-on and fuck my ass raw
That's it

>>36711064
Seconding this rebuttal right here

>>36711394
What's your address so I can send you a dictionary.

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>Shorter than me (don't wear heels)
>Not obese - chubby/curvy with big knockers is better than thin - we're still talking no stretch marks here btw
>Blue eyes
>Decent face
>No tattoos or facial piercings

Left is the ideal body type, but I would glady commit to and have kids with the right

>>36711315

No. I'm trying to learn what to change about myself. Now shush!

>>36711205

What if you broke it yourself so that your first time won't be painful. Is that alright?

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>>36711511
Only if you can get people to believe you roastie.

>thin
>don't have cake face syndrome
>look fairly decent without makeup
>good hygiene
>reasonably good teeth
>smell nice most of the time

>>36711469
Don't be fucking fatter than the fattest anon ITT. Think you can do that?

>>36711533

I seriously broke it with the bottom end of a pen in 8th grade when my parents were out of town. Not even kidding.

>>36711469
If you're not fat, then it's probably something to do with your personality.

If you are fat then stop doing that.

There, I just saved you a thread.

>>36711460
>we're still talking no stretch marks here
most women with big tiddies have stretch marks on their chest from sudden puberty

>>36711541

I'm looking for the specifics.

>>36711554
Some break it during exercise, but it will regrow, so meh.

>>36711585
>it will regrow
stop baiting me you dumb faggot

>>36711554
[excess of prefrontal white brain matter and reduction of prefrontal grey intensifies]

>>36711533
>A "man" used brainpower to create that image
truly, a superior specimen

Honestly:
>good hygiene
>smaller than me (height and weight)
>chest size literally doesn't matter
>white/asian, though I don't care all that much
>doesn't drench in makeup
>isn't a slut

About equivalent to what most girls would expect of me, I think.

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>5'9 or taller
>skinny or thick
>funny
>kind

>>36711573
That's fine (maybe even hot)

I'm talking about on the stomach and shit

>>36711038
>not fatty
>not skelly
>not slutty
>not bitchy
Literally it

>>36711554
>deciding it's time to get ready for chad in the 8th grade
How's that supposed to help your case baka?

>>36711460
I'm 100 lbs and have stretch marks. RIP.

>>36711064
Second this as well.

>>36711038
Just a decent average body would be ok I guess. Personality is far more important. She must be loyal and submisive (like any women should be, I dont mean a bdsm slave or anything) and intelligent at the same time

>>36711038
requirements
>not obese
>has a pulse
Preferences
>short like 5'7 or under (im 6'3)
>blond or black hair
>funny but a bit bitchy

>>36711762
also must like to talk about or watch films

>>36711038
>not black
>short
>not fat
>tolerable face
>interesting hobbies

>white, specifically northern European
>5' 6" or shorter
>not ugly
>traditional
>virgin

>>36711707

I just heard about the hymen in the sex ed part of health class and the teacher told me it'll make my first time bloody and painful and it kept me up at night. How else is a 13 year old girl supposed to feel?

not fat
no dick

>>36711789

Oh hey! That's so me! But I'm like 5'8. Sorry, anon.

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>>36711038
Why does nobody like sticc grils, they're mad qt.

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>blue eyes
>not obese
>short would be nice

Also, I have no idea why but protruding canines are the cutest so that would be neat

>>36711992
You mean the loli fangs?

>>36711974
i can make an exception for an inch
Whats your discord?

lol all you faggots going for short girls. tall ladies, don't worry, there are guys out there who appreciate your height.
>wanting a short girl so she can give birth to manlet sons
baka

>>36711038
>Adventurous
Literally a spirit of exploration, no sluttery though.
>Virgin
>honest
>strong
>tall
>intelligent
>funny
Humor isn't a total requirement
>pure Scandinavian (blonde hair, blue eyes)
When our blood runs dry on our way out we shall slam the door of the universe so hard it will resound in eternity.
Looks aren't that important, heritage is and virtue is. If she's fat we can work on it, if she's dumb I can teach her, if she's boring well I'm not and I can entertain both of us, she's weak then I'll make her strong.
Good blood and good personality. That's the criteria, I will settle for nothing less.

unless I fall in Love, all bets are off then, not that gayish puppy love, but Ancient Greek philos, deep true Love. Love by which you revel in each other's existence

Ideal:
>tall(6' or so as I'm 6'2)
>intelligent
>dark hair and eyes
>cute face
>in decent physical shape
>light to olive skin
>has genuine interests and hobbies
>kind, would be a good mother and wants at least 4 children
>has a great relationship with her parents


Pretty impossible to find desu

>>36711038
>Doesn't weigh less than 100 pounds
>Breasts smaller than B cup
>No serious deformities

That's about it. I don't care if you're a slut or whatever like others here either.

not fat
not a tranny
not asian (sorry you look like dog people)

that's it. guess what three groups of girls have typically shown interest in me.

>>36711991
For some reason this picture gives me an intense desire to push her down a flight of stairs.

>>36712012
I had no idea that was a loli thing. I just met a girl at work with them and thought "holy shit that's cute"

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be a grill in all senses of the word
weigh less than me
be human or indistinguishable from a plausible human

>>36711038
Shorter than me, which sucks cuz I'm a 5'8" manlet, but they're out there.

I mean, the face has to be attractive, and the body has to be somewhat curvy. My rule has always been that I've got no business turning down women that weigh less than me, and now that I've lost a ton of weight, that has made the requirement more stringent. Nobody above 190 is my current requirement, although I'm 185 currently.

Beyond that, red hair is a big plus, as is extremely pale skin. Green eyes is a great thing, too.

> has at least one fuckable hole
> wont let others fuck said hole

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>>36711038
>not 3d
don't fall for the pussy meme, real girls and animu are normie cancer! you need to create your own vidya character and waifu her.

>>36712153
part time /pol/ browser, this picture gives me an intense hardon because it reminds me of the holocaust. God, I'd love to give it to her in an oven.

>>36712363
>implying the holohoax actually happened

I can't believe that wasn't original

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>>36712393
We are Farmers bum ba dum dum bum bum bum

>>36711038
curvy, childbearing hips, with a round ass. boob size/shape doesn't matter

>>36711038
>Fembot here

you dont have to lie, bro

>What are your physical requirements/preferences for girls?

no one cares, bro

>>36712085
That's funny because greeks were the gayest ever.

>>36711165
Because I'm not in London, I'm in Brisbane.

>>36711038
shorter or same height as me
thiccc ass is a requirement
above 7/10 in looks

My requirements for a girl are the same as my own

>healthy eating habits, realizes you are what you eat
>works out at least a few times a week or has an active job
>no awful family life
>no smoking or hard drugs (weed is whatever, social alcohol is preferred)
>enjoys movies and books and other forms of media
>doesn't mind sticking around the house, but can enjoy a day spent in the company of others
>likes cats or dogs
>no atheism, that stuff just leads to arguments.
>enjoys a variety of foods

I'm pretty vanilla, so I'm looking for a vanilla girl.

Basically what I'm looking for is me with a vagina, and preferably a better sleeping schedule.

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>white/light brown/light skin
>a bit shorter than me
>red hair/ginger(not a req but gets me diamonds)
>good taste in /mu/
>can spit some good racist jokes
>colored eyes
>smarter than I
>THICC,but not too thick
>glasses
>gorgeous hair
>flat chest with nice ass, hip:waist and god tier legs

Those are the bare minimum requirements.

>>36711038
>steve buscemi eyes

other features irrelevant

>>36712061
>wanting children
>being cruel enough to have males
faggot

>>36711991
as a stick girl myself, i wish people liked this
>time to finish my 3000cal/day diet

>>36711038
Short brown hair.
Brown/Hazel eyes.
5''2.
You wear black clothes.
You're fit/anorexic even.
You have a flat chest.
And you're mature as fuck.

>>36711038
They just need to be a hikki that isn't morbidly obese. I'd also prefer that they have bags under their eyes.

>C/D cups
>long hair
>loyal
>not obese

>>tfw my standards are still too high

>>36711038
Be nice and have known me for a while.
Would prefer tall like myself but honestly, and this is the most honest post I can make, we don't fucking care about this physical requirements shite.

Well you're obviously not actually female but anyways, you'll get a different answer from every man on earth. Personally I want a short submissive redhead who'll do drugs with me. I'm sure you could also find someone in this thread who wants a tall blonde dominatrix who never does any drugs.

>>36713723
It's ok I like fucking sticc girls the most by far. They're the easiest to control and really have fun with in bed

>>36711038
requirements
>not obese
>actually likes being around me
Preferences
>Small breasts
I'm a hard man to please

>>36711038
Preferences?
>under 5'6. shorter is better.
>on the curvy side
>dark hair
>generally good face
>nose with character
>freckles
>does not dress femininely or wear makeup

requirements?
>female
>white
>not anorexic or moridly obese

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>>36711038
Here are some red flags, but it comes down to don't be a fat mentally ill feminist.

>>36713993
but those are all good things :^)

>>36714257
t. crazy cat lady feminist that hit the wall.

>>36714436
>he doesn't want an exciting and fully original slut for himself
top pleb m8

>>36714518
That's why I would rather have a conservative housewife for myself.

>>36714559
lmaoing @ your life right now. you're just a filthy plebeian who can't handle beautiful and strong women.

>>36714578
Her being "strong" is not a positive trait, I want a desirable sane wife. Not some regressive tattooed leftist.

>>36714621
strong woman is much more sane than a weak one, weak women always do what others tell them to do.

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>>36714681
If she has to be strong she is living her life as woman incorrectly, a man should be the strong one in the relationship. He selects a good feminine partner to share his hard labor with.

>>36714789
man and a woman need to be able to co-operate, humans are weak animals and they can't survive if they always need to protect the other one, humans need to co-operate in order to survive. that's why jews are pushing globalization and other things

>>36714826
They cooperate by having the vulnerable women at home and letting her take care of the house and kids while the man is at work.

>>36714867
all humans have 99.7% same genetics, women are vulnerable only because they are told to be vulnerable.

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>>36711038
Unkept, grungy, baggy clothing, unemotive, blank stare

>>36714886
They are like 40% weaker than men and will not be able to keep up in the workforce or in combat. They are baby makers that should stay home and safe, this is what a real man would demand of his wife as well.

>>36714917
>this is what a pathetic autist that can't embrace new ideas demands
:^)

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>>36714932
Accept that you went the wrong route in life by following the brainwashing by regressive leftists/Marxists. Just don't be fat tattooed/body mod freak and find a good man, no one wants anything to do with your identity politics in a serious relationship.

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>>36711038
Requirements:
>white or japanese/korean
>isn't a slut
>moderately cute, at the very least
>not overweight
>my age, or within 2 years of it
>not a normie
>no tattoos or abnormal piercings
>honest
>smart
>same/similar interests

Practically required:
>VIRGIN
>shorter than me

Highly preferred:
>5'0 or shorter.
>B cup or smaller
>
>

Waifu tier:
>Be Futaba Sakura

God damn, you tallfags have the luxury of having girlfriends who are way shorter than you, without getting weird looks or being called a pedo.

>>36715023
why are you assuming that i want to be with men? also why are you posting retarded propaganda from the 50's?

>>36715058
It's normal to assume a woman wants to be with a man. That's nature.

>>36715087
but homosexuality is also part of nature, no one would do it if it wasn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

>>36715107
It's rare though, so in normal conversation it's safe to disregard it.

short and chubby

Requirements
>slim
>either shorter than me or specifically likes short guys
>virgin (just because I am)

Preferences
>black hair
>asian or rly pale white girl
>so tiny she needs to borrow my jackets a lot to stay warm
>big eyes are cute I guess

Physical requirements are kind of a crapshoot though cause I've been attracted to a big variety of ladies, really it just comes down to feeling like she's really atttacted to me and not just getting the first man who shows interest.

For instance, had this chubby half black girl who was all over me, which I appreciated since I don't get a lot of attention. Then I found out she had 3 kids from all different men and it I realized she was just after the D.

>>36711038
>requirements
pretty/cute face, normal BMI

>preferences
dark hair, smaller than me, caucasian, tight little body with average/small tits and a nice tight booty, nice feet, any eye color, but blue is nice

fashion wise, it'd be nice if she's into weird metal/goth/emo/punk type shit

>>36711792

>not black
i'll step in from lurking and say ily

WP

be a 5 or higher and not a gold digger...why?
because i'm a 5 or higher and not a gold digger.

>>36711038
>slim
>not ugly

The most important aspect for me though is sexual compatibility - is she into the same shit I am.

>>36711575
it would probably be easier if you gave us the specifics you're talking about

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>>36711575
>specifics
there are none. you could literally be a man and still get robots to fall for you

>no tattoos
>no piercing other than ear and maybe nose or some normal cute place
>isn't afraid of animals
>has a job or something to do everyday

>not ugly
>not stupid
>not a chestlet
>sexually submissive and willing to do anything

>>36711038
qt feminine penis

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>>36711038
>love thicc
>at least have some curves

>>36711038

>weight management obviously
>likes to be a girl ( no manly girls )
>voted for Trump this is the most important
>good at videogames and has a steam account with at least 50 games she bought on her own
>can roll as support with me in various games and sync with me
>provides sex at least once a month
>doesn't like to actually cuddle while actually sleeping, beforehand is fine
>no snoring thats just gross to hear a woman snore
>doesn't eat loudly or talk with food in mouth
>has no male friends
>preferably doesn't smoke weed or drink or do drugs
>no tattoos
>listens to infowars
>initiates sex I'm generally very uninterested in performing that act so goodluck ( my dick is big though )
>doesn't listen to rap or hip hop
>likes to wear dresses and girly things
>must know how to cook basics or at least wash my dishes if i have to cook
>dont care about religious shit
>though i'd prefer we went to church on sundays to build a bond with the community as good people even if were secretly satanist or atheists. idc
>she must not stink, must shower at a regular rate
>body hair is not cool though dont care if she let herself somewhat go here and there but eventually finally shaved
>must type at least over 80 wpm
>she must not have a facebook or social media account or interests in such we are anonymoose
>she must be willing to go camping, outdoor activites
>must like dogs

thats about it i guess

>not obese
>virgin

dyed hair,tattoos,piercings it depends on the person

most important is virgin desu

>not obese
>virgin
>loyal

>ctrl f virgin

Man, the delusion of /r9k/ never lets up.

>>36716482

Enjoy being single.

>>36716543

Thanks for the (You)
I do enjoy it thanks

Also my previous gf fufilled about 70% of that at least.
My standards will never drop.

>>36716482
Wow, you realize you're gonna die alone, right?

>>36716575
Posting on /r9k/ usually means that.

>>36716579
Not really, some of us come to /r9k/ because there are good people and interesting threads here. I mean, I can get a bf or gf anytime i want because being a trap is fucking awesome that way. Hanging out here for the conversation and to cheer up other humans once in awhile is one of my favorite things to do, I also met a few boyfriends here on /r9k/ one of which is still a good gaming buddy to this day.

>>36716609
You're not a human being though, you need go back to your containment board. Stay on /lgbt/.

>>36716609

>attention whore mentally ill guy

ahh okay

>>36716644
I can think, love, laugh, enjoy things like sunlight on my skin or the carress of the wind. I have hopes and dreams, and most importantly, I don't blindly hate people for being different. Try it anon, the world gets brighter when you do.

>>36716653
See, read, and do as lord trump wishes, come together to make america great again.
>>36716685

>>36711038
she must be 2d

>>36716685
You will never contribute to society, you will continue to live your useless life with our tax money.

>>36716787
Actually, nice try, i have two jobs and receive no government assistance whatsoever

>>36711038
9/10 face, and at least an 8/10 body.
Has to be enjoyable to talk to, can keep a conversation going, even though I never talk. White, blue eyes, and has to have natural hair colour. Has to be a relegious christian like me, but not insane about religion. Also has to be a virgin, like me. Has to like at least 2 of the following things:
Video games
Anime
Politics
4chan
She is also not allowed to go on, or ever have gone on, any social media websites, except for this one. That includes tumblr and reddit.
This is the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM I require to date a girl.

>>36716809
kill yourself you wankstain

>>36716809
If such a girl exists, she wouldn't want to date you. She'll date Chad.

Not fat, and my height.

>>36712880
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

originally

>has a pulse

>shorter than me
>not obese

Dicks are a pro but not required

>>36711064
This and as long as the face isn't bad.

>>36711064
This sums it up nicely, even a little chubby can't hurt.

>>36711038
If she's willing to try to learn my language and listen to me everynight paying my spanish guitar everyday it's okay

Also idk I have a bunch of stuff to offer. She hast to be more or less like me, I don't think this type of girl even exist so meh i dont even know why im doing this if the result will be 0

>>36711038
Why would my opinions matter if no one wants to date me? I'm going to die alone anyway

>>36711038
1. Bathes obsessively and doesn't smell except of weed.
2. Isn't obese.

Not fat
Not ugly
Doesn't smoke
She could look plain as day for all i care

>>36711038
I don't care about looks. If she had the right personality I would be ok with just talking on the internet forever and never seeing her. But ideally she would be skinny and have a cute face.

>Not fat
>Attracted to me
>Deal with my autismo

-Not a slut, preferably virgin
-Not fat
-Short or medium height
-Not a day older than 23 years
-good hygiene
-cute
-not bitchy
-not a feminist

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requirements:

>not deformed
>not obese

preferences:

>ideally white, but race doesn't disqualify anyone in my eyes
>c cups, but don't really care about tit size
>plump ass, fat but not fat enough to have significant cellulose
>slightly overweight, with reasonably sized muffin top


that being said, personality seems to be the most important thing to me

if a girl I find attractive is a huge bitch, I'll lose interest in her fairly quickly, and likewise, if a girl who I don't find initially attractive turns out to be nice, I may develop some attraction for her
I also get turned on by insecurity and self esteem issues

>>36711064
this

and basically not a fucking retard. someone who's actually interesting to talk to and do things with. Someone where taking them out to dates doesn't feel like an anxiety-ridden chore or task.

>>36711038
Not fat, and not too ugly.

I don't have preferences per se, as in a good looking girl with a b cup is almost as good as a good looking girl with a d cup.

Although I'd still probably rather have sex with the b cup cause smaller boobs makes girls seem more submissive.

>>36711038
>What are your physical requirements/preferences for girls?

>fertile
>ovulating

>>36711038
>white
>not fat
literally my only must have physical requirements everything else is secondary

>>36711038

two words, bout-three, fiddy

>>36711038
She can't be more overweight than I am

>Needs to have pretty feet

Can't have brown eyes

>light skin

Not too short (think under 5'3") and, although I'm pretty permissive with being fat, not insanely obese.

Black isn't completely off the table but it likely is. Genuinely hideous is really rare but it is a dealbreaker.

>>36711038
Must be easily liftable.

>>36711038
She must always be naked. She should never speak real words, but can understand me perfectly when I insult her. She should throw autistic fits and have the ability to destroy anything around her. She needs to be able to fly a Douglas DC-3, repair it if needed, and must be prepared to hunt me down and save me if I get captured.

>>36716246
I was trying to think of what my perfect waifu was. That rabbit showed me the way. Look at that amazing mouth, those beady eyes, the way those ears hang together. She is even in a blue uniforms that tightly conforms to her body.

>>36716801
/r9k/ is a place of lonely neets who are mostly jealous and will insult you if you have any degree of success. I am glad you can remain positive among them, but I am not sure they wish for positive thoughts. There is such a thing as wallowing in your own filth.

>>36719821
>tfw no Miffy gf

>Asian
>qt face
>nice legs
>less than 115 lbs

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>>36719914
It hurts so much. I never thought myself attracted to stuffed animal rabbits, but seeing Miffy is quite arousing. She could flash anyone at any time, isn't wearing any pants, has plenty of life experience while remaining around the same young age, and has such cozy fur that is easily superior to the caress of a human.

>>36713993
>is religious
This is a plus, wtf is wrong with you godless commies?

here are my physical requirements
>must be a biological female
>not too fat to walk or Auschwitz tier skinny
>not seriously facially deformed
>doesn't have any major disabilities (blind, paraplegic, etc)
>lives in or near the SF Bay Area
and some preferences
>thicc thighs/ass/hips
>long, dark hair
>slightly chubby
>2-5 years older than I am (23)

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Cute and black.

Bonus points if she's got really nice titties too.

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This anon' s preference is someone who, when you.look them in the eye, you can tell they're a danger to themselves, but too gentle to be a danger to others. Also you gotta be kind of cute aesthetically, I guess. It's not really a priority. Attractiveness is always second in line to personality. I'm unstable, so I'm assuming you'd have to be unstable to interact with me so. I guess a...grunge look? So like....grungy.


I know what you're thinking. What I described sounds exactly like a hobo. But I mean, if youre a cool hobo I can get along with and be unstable with, then you're the hobo I want to know...or some..thing...
I mentioned I was unstable. Don't
hold that against me.

>>36719926
Ooof, I like those weight requirements. You have my tastes.