Who here /villain/
>8
>sleepover in elementary school
>everyone sleep
>punch random kid hard as possible in the nuts
>wakes up screaming
>lead others in rally to kick his ass for waking us
>15
>mad
>go to taco bell
>let baja blast run until out
>neighbor kid scratched car with bike
>wait till night
>sneak over to his house
>shit under welcome mat
>same neighbor
>father of shit kid parks in front of mailbox
>mail not delivered
>have to pick up package from post office
>fucking saturday
>throw dead fish in his backyard and car at night
>swarmed with flies next morning
>pissed
>16
>a semester behind on high school
>the normies have a final science project where they have to make a project about space shit from a selected list of topics but it has to be animated in Flash as a tie-in with the newly introduced programming and software curriculum
>i'm know for winning first and second place on the science fair's animation contests every year
>all of them flock to me and ask me to make their projects for them after they give me the content they want and how they want it
>charge them some easy bucks for it
>go to the principal and tell her my conscience is eating away at me
>things escalate and she takes me to a meeting with two old guys I had never seen, which were apparently the top guy from the board of directors for the high school and university campus and the head of the entire science department
>play it coy and say i don't want to be expelled
>i tell them that i was peer pressured into it
>they gather everyone at an auditorium and give them a talk about it
>say something about how all students with files that traced back to the same computer are automatically failing that class
>they don't suspect me snitching, in fact they think they went harder on me
>essentially charged an entire generation of kids at my high school to give them academic dishonesty strikes for life and have to repeat a class
>mfw i switched high schools next semester because of my parents' work anyway
>cashier asks if I want a receipt
>say yes
>throw it away infront of them without looking
>go to fast food drivethrough
>if the guy talking sounds like a beaner I get an order and then walk in and tell them they got it wrong so the beaner gets in trouble
>go to supermarket
>pick up literally every back of cool ranch doritos/sour cream and onion potato chips/any high demand snack food like that
>dumb parents always ask if they can take one
>adamantly refuse, tell them I have 7 autistic children and need to keep them fed
/devilish/ threads are the best thing on this board. I have no idea why they aren't more popular
>tfw slowly plotting the takeover of an organization in the hopes of usurping the leader through Machiavellian tactics due to them destroying my hometown
I will become king.
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>>36709122
You guys think this is villan shit? More like cringy austistic, angsty fucking lieing faggots, try harder..